Acquiring HQ Platinum

[Stack of Turtles]

you should have used a real qr code

That ad is from a real in-flight entertainment ad being shown, lol! But yeah.

I mean a real qr code for HQ Platinum, not the original one.

[maidenhaver]

Whenever iwalked attacks isntreal, I pay rusty 40 dollars.

[KnightoftheWind]

When you pay for Platinum and finally achieve paypiggy status.

[Magick]

When you pay for Platinum and finally achieve paypiggy status.

Aww the bird having a dance in the background.

[Ranselknulf]

So how does this work, I send you meme coins and they get linked to my account somehow?

[rusty_shackleford]

So how does this work, I send you meme coins and they get linked to my account somehow?

For buttcoins, just send me a PM after sending them and I process it manually

[Ranselknulf]

Ok, just gotta wait for this stuff to process. Probably be a day or two.

[rusty_shackleford]

Due to unforeseen circumstances our main source of funding(SPLC) has had to cease payments. We rely on small HQ Platinum purchasers now more than ever!

[Tangerine]

Due to unforeseen circumstances our main source of funding(SPLC) has had to cease payments. We rely on small HQ Platinum purchasers now more than ever!

Coincidentally, I think African Americans are fine folks, second only to the great caliber of people we're bringing in from the enchanting subcontinent of India.

[rusty_shackleford]

It's that time of the year to pay for annual renewals, don't forget to buy HQ Platinum today!
Additionally, all employee salaries will be cut until future notice.

[TND]

It's that time of the year to pay for annual renewals, don't forget to buy HQ Platinum today!
Additionally, all employee salaries will be cut until future notice.

0 - 50% = 0

[fork]

Just a heads up.
One time purchase seems to work perfectly fine from Germany.
Sparkasse here.

[Mordred]

hmm volksbank did not show up.

when i use bank it say no results when i type in sparkasse

[fork]

@Mordred, I see you somehow managed it?
Welcome to every naughty list our bka-**** maintain anywhere.
My hope is they employ DEI landwhales there as well.

[fork]

Totally unrelated, but I'd rig this line

Most users ever online was 35337 on July 16th, 2025, 02:28

to say

Most users ever online was 31337 on July 16th, 2025, 02:28

instead.

[Mordred]

@Mordred, I see you somehow managed it?
Welcome to every naughty list our bka-**** maintain anywhere.
My hope is they employ DEI landwhales there as well.

yeah with a credit card

not the banking options

[zsf123]

Hello, I just selected 'pay with your want' and paid with Visa, so why do I still not have access to this version?

[rusty_shackleford]

Hello, I just selected 'pay with your want' and paid with Visa, so why do I still not have access to this version?

Processed, but I suspect it's not going to do what you think

[Killagain665]

Thanks for the community. Keep them doggies rolling. Give the mods crew a raise.

[Magick]

Thanks for the community. Keep them doggies rolling. Give the mods crew a raise.

A % based raise?

[UltraFan123]

I finally reached the point when I'm debt-free and my job is as stable as I think it will get, so I decided to ship in a one-time payment.

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So like, do I get to change the color of my username, or is that just for subscription payers?

[rusty_shackleford]

I finally reached the point when I'm debt-free and my job is as stable as I think it will get, so I decided to ship in a one-time payment.

So like, do I get to change the color of my username, or is that just for subscription payers?

Color: ucp.php?i=178
Piggy: ucp.php?i=-stevotvr-flair-ucp-flair_module&mode=main

[Tweed]

Imagine giving money to Rabbiford Shekelstein. At least 10% of every donation goes to Mossad.

[chud_irenicus]

What's the most anonymous way to do this? I see crypto is an option but I've never sullied my hands with it and my understanding is that it's actually quite tracked, permanent record and all that.

I tried to buy a prepaid Visa gift card but gay *** Stripe won't let me use it.

My employer is Giga Gay and I don't want the unsavory things I say on here to be traceable to me

[rusty_shackleford]

What's the most anonymous way to do this? I see crypto is an option but I've never sullied my hands with it and my understanding is that it's actually quite tracked, permanent record and all that.

I tried to buy a prepaid Visa gift card but gay *** Stripe won't let me use it.

My employer is Giga Gay and I don't want the unsavory things I say on here to be traceable to me

Monero, but actually acquiring it is difficult.

[chud_irenicus]

What's the most anonymous way to do this? I see crypto is an option but I've never sullied my hands with it and my understanding is that it's actually quite tracked, permanent record and all that.

I tried to buy a prepaid Visa gift card but gay *** Stripe won't let me use it.

My employer is Giga Gay and I don't want the unsavory things I say on here to be traceable to me

Monero, but actually acquiring it is difficult.

I just did it with CC with a filler name and that seemed to clear, so it'll have to do.

If the feds come looking for me, tell them you know nothing!

[Acrux]

What's the most anonymous way to do this? I see crypto is an option but I've never sullied my hands with it and my understanding is that it's actually quite tracked, permanent record and all that.

I tried to buy a prepaid Visa gift card but gay *** Stripe won't let me use it.

My employer is Giga Gay and I don't want the unsavory things I say on here to be traceable to me

If your reason for sending money is to support the site, just don't have the payment associated with your account here. That doesn't help for the Platinum goodies, though, obviously.

If the feds come looking for me

Who's gonna tell him?

[UltraFan123]

Wait, some employers can actually track down their employees' online purchases?

I always imagined that it was illegal or something.

[Acrux]

Wait, some employers can actually track down their employees' online purchases?

I always imagined that it was illegal or something.

I've never heard of that happening. I think he's more worried about someone connecting what he says with his account and then doxxing him and sending the information to his employer.

[chud_irenicus]

Wait, some employers can actually track down their employees' online purchases?

I always imagined that it was illegal or something.

I've never heard of that happening. I think he's more worried about someone connecting what he says with his account and then doxxing him and sending the information to his employer.

This one, yeah. It would be a massive feat of doxxing skill to connect enough dots to do that to me, but who knows what kind of superdoxxing AI's they'll have in the future

EDIT: In 2036, when Supreme Leader Ilhan Omar packs the Supreme Court with 300 Sharia Law Muslims and incorporates Iran and Palestine as thirty separate states each, they're gonna unleash the doxxing AIs on all the collected data to find all the chuds and put us into labor camps