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In preparation to the new Fable release this year I am playing all the Fable games because back then I couldn't (I was a playstation guy) and this is my review of the first game:

It's overrated and it's WOKE.

Man I am already savoring the tears of the FANATICS when they read that statement; I don't want to hear anyone complaining that the new game is WOKE when the first Fable had *******, an empowered ****** woman, your mother was an empowered woman that was the most powerful warrior Albion ever knew, your sister is also another empowered *****, you also meet another ******** empowered woman with glasses that mocks damsels in distress, you can be a ****** or a massive ****** that prostitutes himself while cross dressing, I don't want to hear it.

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Here is my review of the second game, the game was WOKE too:

Empowered big chungus woman is the hero of strength, the hero of will (intellect and magic) it's a ******, the hero of skill which is clearly evil and an homosexual is a white male.

I don't want to hear anyones ******** that "they made the new Fable WOKE" **** YOU! it was already WOKE from the very beginning!

Fable 2 Review - Good game but WOKE
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Holy **** Fable 3 is garbage.

I underestimated how bad this was going to be, they destroyed everything good they did in Fable 2, all they needed to do is improve upon Fable 2 but no, **** Peter Molyneux.
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NezahualDoomer wrote: May 15th, 2026, 00:27
Holy **** Fable 3 is garbage.

I underestimated how bad this was going to be, they destroyed everything good they did in Fable 2, all they needed to do is improve upon Fable 2 but no, **** Peter Molyneux.
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Rienen wrote: May 15th, 2026, 13:40
NezahualDoomer wrote: May 15th, 2026, 00:27
Holy **** Fable 3 is garbage.

I underestimated how bad this was going to be, they destroyed everything good they did in Fable 2, all they needed to do is improve upon Fable 2 but no, **** Peter Molyneux.
I'm not sure I understand what you're saying. To better interact with you, I think we should be holding hands.
Let me respond to that with... dancing like a pair of *******.
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NezahualDoomer wrote: May 15th, 2026, 00:27
Holy **** Fable 3 is garbage.

I underestimated how bad this was going to be, they destroyed everything good they did in Fable 2, all they needed to do is improve upon Fable 2 but no, **** Peter Molyneux.
It seems like in many ways Peter was actively thinking "how can we make this worse then the prior entries?" My favorite answer he came up with was removing the inventory system entirely. What an amazingly terrible decision that feels like a troll.
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Why does he walk like that? That boy is downright peculiar
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methoxetamine wrote: May 15th, 2026, 18:46


Why does he walk like that? That boy is downright peculiar
tell you h'what that boy spent a few too many times in the buckbreakin barn
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Here it is: my review of Fable 3, the game actually has good things in it if you get past the HUGE DISAPPOINTMENT that it is playing this **** after playing Fable 2 then you can have fun but definitely **** Peter Molyneux ******* snake oil salesman seriously, what a clown only like 20% of his ideas are good, this guys clearly didn't knew what they were doing with this franchise.

Peter Molyneux went full ****** and everyone knows you should never go full ******.

Fable 3 review - The road to killing your franchise
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Delayed



"we’re moving Fable to February 2027 so it can have the dedicated moment it deserves. "

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Convenient excuse, the game just isn't in a state that could be considered Done.
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It's good if it was delayed that means they actually care to not drop any ********, I hope by February it's ready then I rather wait longer than playing a mediocre piece of trash... or we could be waiting more time for a mediocre piece of trash anyway which would be in line to what is current day gaming.
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Middle age white woman with BPD is the main antagonist of the game and IMO that's pretty based.

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And thats supposed to be Hayley Atwell I have read.
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Love the way the game looks it looks incredible can't wait we're in for a treat.
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NezahualDoomer wrote: June 7th, 2026, 20:52
Middle age white woman with BPD is the main antagonist of the game and IMO that's pretty based.

She looks really pretty idk what people are saying is wrong. It looks good

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The gall these devs have to jingle keys with resurrecting the Jack of Blades despite him being perma dead.
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are you sure it isn't "Jack has been spade - a post op tale" ?
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So. any chance of a deniggerfication mod? :broken: DD2 and Crimson desert had mods like that immediately after launch.
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roldet wrote: June 10th, 2026, 18:22
So. any chance of a deniggerfication mod? :broken: DD2 and Crimson desert had mods like that immediately after launch.
The trailer alone had more groids than the entirety of DD2 and CD (maybe even combined), it might be over before it began :scratch-pipe:
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roldet wrote: June 10th, 2026, 18:22
So. any chance of a deniggerfication mod?
How?
Are you going to hire a team to re-do the meshes and voicework?
You may as well not bother replying to my posts if it's to argue anything except concrete facts or your personal opinion. I still probably won't see it.
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Fable Extended Gameplay Demo 4K

"There are over 1,000 handcrafted, fully voiced NPCs. "

Yeah, good luck getting rid of all that.
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Well, it was possible with DD2 and CD. Though i guess they mostly changed skin color rather than features and it worked since asians do not bother with detailed negroid features. As for voice work, color of voices would not bother me much as long as they have decent accent. Wyll's voicework was good for example while Idira's (Rogue Trader) was awful.
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I watched the video in full and this is looking like the social sim I wanted Hogwarts Legacy to be before it had to be cut down to Minimum Viable Ubislop Product to ship. Only this is better because it's an M-rated game where you play as an adult. Pretty confident this is going to be huge if it ships in the polished way they're presenting it.
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Roguey wrote: June 10th, 2026, 19:10
I watched the video in full and this is looking like the social sim I wanted Hogwarts Legacy to be before it had to be cut down to Minimum Viable Ubislop Product to ship. Only this is better because it's an M-rated game where you play as an adult. Pretty confident this is going to be huge if it ships in the polished way they're presenting it.
Fable 3 failed because of the social sim ****. When people see a fantasy action-rpg, they want to kill **** and loot stuff and upgrade skills and do all kinds of adventuring, not hold their hands with some gay ***** who has a floating heart above his head.
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Roguey wrote: June 10th, 2026, 18:42
Fable Extended Gameplay Demo 4K

"There are over 1,000 handcrafted, fully voiced NPCs. "

Yeah, good luck getting rid of all that.
There's nothing wrong with them anyway
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