The All-Purpose Gaming Showcase Thread - Now with 20% more Zest

[Finarfin]

Guys in a tank. Is that gibberish or is that finnish? Mouthwashing devs.Tank fights but in a ****** up world?
Carcass Clad.

[Finarfin]

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[sheet]

I think I'm done with video games. I got too far in, I need to back out. I gotta purge the backlog.

[Finarfin]

Warhammer 40k Total War
Yessssssss. Oh the UI looks cool, very inline with the terminals in the world. FOR THE EMPEROR
Did I see Tempestus Scions?
Armageddon is just the start. Oh the different worlds will be in! Hiveworlds will look like Hiveworlds, covered in urban environment and colossal cathedrals. You fight across the solar system. Which Planet do you want to assault? What Region? Those decisions stick with you, the story will be shaped by your decisions. Depending on what factions you are and what you conquer will yield different rewards. I love Warhammer 40K yes. Ohhh lots of gore and blood. CLosed Beta later this year

[Finarfin]

Low Poly game, from the Arctic Eggs devs. A game about fishing.
You fish. You buy lures, you talk with people, she also has a gun?
About Fishing.

Someone died that night and became one of them? Ah, a Vampire. Vampire The masquerade.
Isometric Story Game. Lol a Disco Elysium but VTM. Could work I suppose.
Eternal Whispers

[Finarfin]

Valheim 1.0
Lone Viking stomps through snow. a group is camping, hunting, finding altars, setting sail.
Fighting giants.
Valheim Deep North 1.0
september 9

Another Display, someone says something. Swat moving through abandoned Hospital, one gets nabbed. Another guy is nabbed. P.O.N

Space. Desk lights up. Map. Picture with text. Some foid is missing. Some weird island wth buildings and alien looking things.
Locator: The Search for Abigail Lidari.

Exodus with Matthew Mcconaughey??
Gameplay Reveal. Exodus is a Action Roleplaying Game. You will go to deadly planets, search for artifact.
Jun Aslan is the MC. You decide who comes with you, what risks you take. Persepolis? It is the place you always return to, and it will change depending on your choices.

A psycho lady in a gown. Lady stealths around,runs away from some female looking thing. Typical survival horror with no defending.
Remothered 2
All other Remothered games are free now.

[Finarfin]

Last World Premiere.
Some flying bike? Italy? Delivery firm? Santa Rossa. Ofcourse Santa Rossa has negros. Into The Wind

That's it.

[enisey]

Thank God that's over. Where's the eye bleach?

[Bhaalspawn Jr]

Pretty hyped for that 40k Total War (despite never having played a TW game). Although, it doesn't look like we'll see it until late 2027 or even 28.

We have Dawn of War IV to cover us in the mean time though. I'm playing the first one right now and it's sick.

[rusty_shackleford]

Gears of War E-Day

The technical director for the game is a ******

[maidenhaver]

Pretty hyped for that 40k Total War (despite never having played a TW game). Although, it doesn't look like we'll see it until late 2027 or even 28.

We have Dawn of War IV to cover us in the mean time though. I'm playing the first one right now and it's sick.

Cuckrative Assembly are riding high off WFB Total War. I don't know how they'll handle squad tactics of 40K, but I hope its fun. I want to see how they do errant chapters, if fleets are basically your castle cities.

[methoxetamine]

Gears of War E-Day

The technical director for the game is a ******

Such bravery

[Tangerine]

Job security.

[sheet]

So to summarize the only things I'd be interested in: Stronghold 4, Spyro, Duskers 2.0, and Thief Remaster.

Dawn of War 4 and Total War: Warhammer 40K would be cool if they weren't going to be $500 DLC fests. I'm too old for that ****, unless some ***** repacks them

[Finarfin]

Stronghold 4 will suck anyways. 20 years and they still had no game come close to the first Stronghold. Duskers 2.0 looked gay. Thief is nice though. Spyro too.

[Finarfin]

Nintendo Direct 6.9.2026 + Nintendo Treehouse: Live | June 2026
Not going to watch this stream, going to watch the German Nintendo Direct Stream, because **** the Treehouse.

[Bhaalspawn Jr]

Nintendo Direct 6.9.2026 + Nintendo Treehouse: Live | June 2026
Not going to watch this stream, going to watch the German Nintendo Direct Stream, because **** the Treehouse.

Xenoblade 4! Let's go!

[Valter]

Nintendo Direct 6.9.2026 + Nintendo Treehouse: Live | June 2026
Not going to watch this stream, going to watch the German Nintendo Direct Stream, because **** the Treehouse.

Didn't they already blow their load on the Switch 2? Kirby, Metroid, Mario, Donkey Kong, Pokemon... what other big name could they have up their sleeve? We already know Fire Emblem is coming, but won't be soon... Zelda? I guess Zelda is their last ace. Been a couple years since the new one.

[Finarfin]

Xenoblade. Anything Monolith Soft, really.

[sheet]

Mother 4
Let's go!

[Finarfin]

Alright, here we go!

A little animation to form the text.
Yoshiaki Koizumi introduces the first game.

A Rhythm game? Ah yes, Rhythm Paradise Groove. Different scenes in which characters do something in rhythm and you have to match them. Easy way to play. Listen to the beat and press the button. More than 80 different games, and also new modes. A fantasy turn-based RPG where you have to use different button combinations to do spells.
Singleplayer and ofcourse with friends. Either co-op or against eachother. Looks fun. July 2nd

From now on they will show majority SW2 games.
Onimusha Way of the Sword will release on Switch 2.
Showing off some of the systems in the game. Game is going to be awesome, demo was quite cool.
Joy Con Controllers can be used to emulate slashes, cool.
25 September.

Dragon's Dogma 2 Dark Arisen comes to Switch 2. WAIT WHAT? DARK ARISEN????
New Area, monsters, classes and stuff. Framerate has some issues lel. October 9th.

Stellar Blade 1 comes to Switch 2! Cmon, show some cool switch exclusive outfits.

Orbitals, 2 player coop action adventure. Lots of different "minigames"
September 3rd.

Rayman Legends Retold is coming to Switch 2
Looks pretty fun, just not a fan of the songs being normal language and not the gibberish.
Kung Foot is in.
October 1st

Big Walk, the co-op walking and talking game. Friendslop? Nah, Friendgem. Looks cute.
Go on adventures or just chill with friends.
You can use mouse controls. August 4th

Season the Seas!
One Piece Grand Gourmet. A pixel restaurant game, you craft the menu, decorate it, and then serve your customers. You are the master of the Restaurant and you can let your friends and foes make your dishes even more special.
October 23rd.

That Pokemon game where you play Ditto. You can now explore underwater.
Pokopia was it? Ah yeah, thats the name. Looks nice!
August release. Season Pass content is on the way today!
Part 1 comes August. Part 2 is end of the year and Part 3 will be next year.

Next up!
Dagda Empire. Capital Dagsion. Ah Fire Emblem!!!!
Characters look great so far.
Fire Emblem Fortune's Weave.
4 Heroes. Cai from Ribeira. Dietrich, Theodora Queen of Saramis, and Leda.
You can train in the arena. You can recruit people. You can travel outside the City. Use your free time however you want. Bad guy is some woman. Oh that girl from the previous game is grown up. 17.09.2026.
Dagdan Edition comes.

Ninja Battles?
Ninjala 2? Some cringe kid with bubble gum. Open World Action RPG. Ninja-gum lol. Not a fan, really? Gum Ninjutsu? That's ********
Early 2027

DK Challenge comes soon.
Limited Event. Take on challenges across a variety of DK games. You earn cards it seems? There are beginner and dev challenges. Bananza gets a Mario Collab with outfits and other items.

Vampire Survivors devs.
Jujutsu Kaisen Rumble Survivaton. 8 players compete against eachother. Get 100 Points and you can select rules. The last two will fight eachother.
2026

Lords of the Fallen 2 will be on Switch 2
God, this game looks awesome. So much new footage! COME OUT ALREADY.
Fall 2026

Lies of P comes to Switch 2 as a complete edition.
Nice, Lies of P was awesome.
August 6th.

Devil May Cry 5: Devil Hunter Edition comes to Switch 2.
23 June.

Marvelous X Vanillaware.
2D action sidescroller. A lot of cool characters to choose. Muramasa Revenant Blades
2027

Xenoblade 1/2/3 gets Switch 2 versions. 60FPS with 4k in TV, Full-HD Handheld mode. Cutscenes have better resolution and Framerates. All three games get new content.
Will be available today digitally, 2 will be on 30 July and 3 in December. Will they show a new one???

OH THEY WILL!
Anima the source of all things.
Battles. Vesselai Warriors? Interesting, they show it with japanese voice acting. Oh the main character is a woman this time, she looks nice. Also has mounts. The characters look nice so far. Looks awesome so far!
There are 6 suns it seems.
Xenoblade: Genesis
2027

Next up, tennis?
Wuhu Island, ohhhh Nintendo Sports Resort. Different sports. 12 Sports.
Boxing,Table Tennis, Archery, Tennis, Volleyball, Bowling, Basketball, Golf, Thumb wrestling, Skateboarding, Powercruising, Prop-Plane, Warm up with Jump ****. Use a new character or your Mii. Looks quite nice.
22 October. Showing off the thumb-wrestling. Koizumi plays a round. Could be fun tbh.

Next up. Runescape Dragonwilds on Switch 2.
Survival Crafting Adventure RPG, co-op and alone.
September 15th

More games for Switch 2
Hello Kitty Party Land. More than 40 character inspired minigames.
16 Partner characters, sticker album.
29 October.

Star Fox.
Some new gameplay.
25 June, plus free demo today.

Battlefield, people fight. A dragon flies.
Final Fantasy Resonance is the first 2D-HD game in years.
Looks cool. You play Rain to stop the Veritas. Turn-based. Visions are heroes from other Final Fantasy games.
22 October.

Pikuniku 2 is coming. Basically the same as the first one but more!
2027

A new Dragon Quest Monsters!
Two girl protags, turn-based pokemon. Looks nice so far.
Withered World

Duskbloods. New trailer.
Closed Networktest later this year.

Splatoon Raiders, singleplayer adventure game.
Hideout Ship is the main base, from there you go on raids.
A lot of mounts with special abilities, you also have gadgets. Boss fights will be tougher than you might expect.
You level up and upgrade your tools.
23.07

Joy-Cons in new colors

Pikmin? Oh Deltarune... Gay as ****.
24 July.

Metaphor Refantazio comes to Switch 2.
12 November.

Minecraft comes to Switch 2.
Switch 1 can be carried over.
2026

Quick-cut of games.
Atelier Karia
Space Marines 2
Observer: System Redux
DayZ Cool Edition
MGS Master Collection Vol.2
Rise of the Tomb Raider
Tales of Eternia Remastered
SnowRunner
Fitness Boxing 3
Everbloom
Final Fantasy XIV Online

Kingdom Hearts, three collections.
October 8th
Free Demo of 3 + Remind

More Kingdom Hearts footage.
Kingdom Hearts 4!!!!!!!!
Some new and old faces.
City footage so far only.

Last announcement!

Tapestry. Ocarina of Time remake.
Nice, 2026.

[Bhaalspawn Jr]

Xenoblade Genesis

Interested, but female protagonist and the male companions are all brown so...

**** 'em.

[Bhaalspawn Jr]

Kingdom Hearts IV though. I'm invested, so I'll pick it up.

[Valter]

I did not expect Splatoon Risk of Rain 2

[Oyster Sauce]

The Zelda reveal looked like shittttttttttt

[Bhaalspawn Jr]

The Zelda reveal looked like shittttttttttt

Ocarina is overrated, and they've probably Breath of the Wilded it, so EZ pass for me.

[methoxetamine]

i never liked OOT

[sheet]

Switch 1 was a good place to stop. I won't even emulate Switch 2, even down the road.

[Bhaalspawn Jr]

i never liked OOT

Me neither. But, funnily enough, I love its direct sequel, Majora's Mask. I think it's the best Zelda game.

Aside from BOTW, Ocarina is my least favourite in the series.

[Oyster Sauce]

The Zelda reveal looked like shittttttttttt

Somebody truly has to die for making this