The All-Purpose Gaming Showcase Thread - Now with 20% more Zest

[Oyster Sauce]

What Serious Sam always needed was negresses

[Finarfin]

German. 1989 Berlin.
Lemme guess, 89 Berlin will be diverse and full of negros.
Ok... So far they look more asian and white. (Music is pretty nice.)
Vampire game. Red Kiss. Didn't look bad, but ***** unfortunately.

****** card game about an arcane restaurant. ************* Dev-Team.

Serious Sam Shatterverse. Ofcourse the female Sam is a ******. Wasn't there a white Sam in the old games?
Looks like a boomershooter.

[methoxetamine]

This might actually be the gayest gameshow of the entire year cycle

It's genuinely excruciating

[enisey]

What Serious Sam always needed was negresses

Don't they get enough representation with the mindless enemies charging at you for no reason?

[Finarfin]

Hmmm Frankie.
Next up Control Resonant.
Looks cool, and you don't have to play the foid.
September 24.
Now devs talk about it.

[Val the Moofia Boss]

World Premiere.
Someone walks through a puddle. Star Trek game. A city is built. Outposts Unknown. It is a Star Trek "City" Builder, that doesn't look half bad.

City builder games inherently dictatorships. YOU decide everything. You assign/fire anyone, move units around, dictate where buildings and what kind of buildings will be placed, etc. Command economy. All that jazz. Not the great liberal dream that Trek detractors and revisionists would have us believe. Interesting that this was greenlit...

[Finarfin]

SPIN. COOK. EARN. SPEND.
Some really grimy looking game where you cook stuff, get money for it? spend money.
Sated.

GONE FERAL
Pixelshit game. Some ******* killed you so you ****** hunt them and disguise yourself while you do it. Co-op or alone.
Looks **** bro. So ****. Coop Roguelike Assassination game.

[Oyster Sauce]

awesome! a british police game! those guys are really popular right now

[Finarfin]

Truck, people jump out. Beaches, underwater, labs, portals, loops. Entropic Beach
Abiotic Factor. Trapped in some hellscape.... scawwy.

HOtel. Zoomer ****** Police Constable. SHUT THE **** UP YOU ****** BRITFAGGOT, STOP SINGING JAMAICAN ****** MUSIC. Lol how delusional, guy drives and women turn around to admire him. ******, brits hate you coppers. Gay **** with gay **** gameplay and look. PC Gayming show alright.
There are no Ghosts at the Grand.

[Finarfin]

Some alien planet exploration game, co-op. Looks like some nice friendslop!
Starseeker

Gay action thriller story game.
Virtue and a Sledgehammer.

****** on a throne. Turn-based. God, this looks so ugly. Ofcourse another girlboss.
Happy Bastards.
I want out...

Another Door. Co-op game where you have have to lie steal and cheat.

[Finarfin]

Turn-based game ala Darkest Dungeon but with even more *******!
AfterQuest (Because it is ***?)

Action Platformer. Slash ZERO
Looks ok, I suppose. Doesn't really have anything going for it that makes it unique other than maybe the menus?

[enisey]

Why am I torturing myself

Edit: finally a decent game, Voidbreaker is a roguelike shooter with some fairly unique mechanics, it has a demo that I enjoyed

[Finarfin]

****** turns into some knock-off pokemon. God, I hate her voice. Cassette Beast 2.
Oh my god, what is this ****** ****.

[Finarfin]

FPS. Elevator and then quickcuts to actual gameplay. Who? Am I supposed to know who that *** is?
Looks like some generic UE5 shooter. Voidbreaker

Online Co-op. Ofcourse the new character is a manly looking foid.
2 Fights in 2 tight spaces, out now

[Bhaalspawn Jr]

Yeah, I can't stand any more of this. I'll check back later once it's over.

[Finarfin]

STRONGHOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh no... Ben Starr and Samantha Beart.
Stronghold 4. Looks good so far? The old geezer holding the book is back! Hope it has german voice acting.
Has events, positive and negative ones. Build. Command. Besiege. Oh ffs, some girlboss...
But the MC is a white guy. Demo 23 June.

[Finarfin]

Windrunners. 2D shooter.

Goblet full of blood. Roundtable? Oh ffs another foid that is good while the men are bad.
Twilight Knights. Co-op Isometric Action-RPG.
Wardens of Avalon.
Another girlboss leftist ****** reimagining of the Arthurian Legends.

Planet Zoo 2
All kinds of ecosystems. You build habitats for all kinds of animals. Guests need to be kept happy too, same with your employees. Looks nice!

Cyberpunk. Empulse. The Titanfall for cheap ******* by the ******* that made Splitgate and trooned it out while the CEO was wearing a MAGA inspired cap and immediately apologized for it. Gay as ****.

[asf]

what kind of *** watches this garbage

[Finarfin]

PVP Isometric game. Arkheron. You play an Echo, 3 player team. Gay, PVP sucks. Looks fine.
Jesus, this keeps going and going... Shut up.

Some Vampire Lord ******* up humans. Dungeon Keeper but 2D and vampire.
Revamp.

Shooter. Wardogs. 100 players split in 3 teams, taking control of zones, to earn money and then banking it in. You can also customize your loadout however you want. You can also sell items to other players. Investing in items is risky but the right choice can turn the tide in this battle. They make it because the market is too much saturated by battle royales and extraction shooters. (If you can respawn, hell yeah)

Dungeon crawler with cards. Shroom and Gloom?
Ehhh I ******* hate card games. Artstyle looks unique tho, oh and you can cook your enemies since they are fungi.

Maximum Thunderness. ****, this looks ****. 2D roguelike shoot em up.

ARES Space Station. Low Power. Arcade? Foid MC. Walk around. Trapped in a timeloop (Daring today, are we?)
People talk and they all sound brown.
Rivage

Control TIme. Pixelshooter. You can plan stuff like explosions, shoot someones head off and then use that head to hurl it to an enemy. TIme Strike

[enisey]

Nothing says PC gaming like N64 controllers

[Finarfin]

Citizen Sleeper devs (what again?)
Gloomy city. foid is lying in water, walks around. Some old **** has weird growths on his head. Negro is looking at some building. Cairns. Walls. Foid looks at a watch. Signet City.

[Finarfin]

beHaviour
Puppet, cards. You play cards against the puppet and die if the Jerry Cards are more than yours.
Mr Magpies Harmless Card Game

****** shows the PC they will giveaway. Made it extra retro looking but it is not retro inside.

Ascenders beyond the peak. Turn-based climbing game. Build your team and headquarters. Every climb can be risky.

[Finarfin]

Outward 2, finally some good ******* game. Showing off some cool places, this game will be difficult though. Yeah you instantly died against a beast. But hey, atleast you are alive. 2 Player Co-op and even local splitscreen.
Looks very nice.

[Finarfin]

ATARI. Eidos Montreal. THIEF??????? Woah, a thief remaster. But jesus, stop talking Garrett. Dark Project Remastered.

[Finarfin]

More games.
Out now! Some rally game in space? Uhhh I guess? drive through storms and lava.
Exo Rally

Some Sci-Fi game.
Duskers 2.0

James Savage. Negro, researching folklore, he is a vampire apparently. Who wants to play a Max Payne like game with a bald ******. El Paso Elsewhere 2

[Finarfin]

Game Freak. Beast of Reincarnation. Gameplay showing off Emma and her wolf companion. A few systems are explained, you increase stats and they both master new abilities that can help you in battle and exploration.
Yui Ishikawa voices Emma? (Mikasa Ackerman)

Isometric Turn-basedfantasy RPG. Terrinoth?

Isometric Vampire Survivor like.
A mage is in this game too?
To Kill God. Oh how Edgy!

[Bhaalspawn Jr]

I wonder how many people have ended themselves while watching this?

[Finarfin]

Again some old windows ****. System Sixteen. You have to get rid of bugs but with their new technology you are basically inside purging the bugs. You might die but the Company values you... a lot!
Pipes.exe

Climbing game, woke and gayer version of PEAK, with even cringiert "player voice chat"
Ugliest ******* character models ever. Sunset Summit.

Off key Adventure for 8 clowns. Another party gayme for homos. Also has "authentic voice chat between friends"
Clown Town

[enisey]

Dave the DEIver

[Finarfin]

Armatus. Cool game, but too many *******. Gameplay itself was fine. It is a roguelike third person shooter with skills and bosses.

A Jungle. Only one guy can beat this jungle. Big *** Crocodile. What ******* cringe is this? Oh Dave the Diver: In the Jungle.
What dark pacts have I allowed myself to become entangled with??