The All-Purpose Gaming Showcase Thread - Now with 20% more Zest

[Val the Moofia Boss]

Goodness gracious they have 40% of the screenspace taken up by a fat silent language interpreter woman?

[Val the Moofia Boss]

I cannot believe that there is huge applause for this 3 minute long trailer of a first person movie game where 90% of it was a guy going into grandma's hoarder house and getting talked at.

Mighty Cuphead Adventure. Seems to be a sequel to that game everyone was raving about a few years ago.

Alien Isolation 2

[Oyster Sauce]

Goodness gracious they have 40% of the screenspace taken up by a fat silent language interpreter woman?

You're watching the ****** stream

[Val the Moofia Boss]

Goodness gracious they have 40% of the screenspace taken up by a fat silent language interpreter woman?

You're watching the ****** stream

What's the good stream?

[Oyster Sauce]

Goodness gracious they have 40% of the screenspace taken up by a fat silent language interpreter woman?

You're watching the ****** stream

What's the good stream?

SUMMER GAME FEST 2026: Official 4K60FPS Livestream, TODAY 5p ET/2p PT/11p CEST

[Val the Moofia Boss]

New Mituo Ueda/Team Ico game?

Gen Atlas. You alternate between being on foot and playing as a giant robot. Looks similar to that Unity in engine trailer/demo from years back.

Chinese singleplayer For Honor? The woman character looks weird, might be the proportions of the head to the body. Replica of the Jon Snow last stand shot from the Battle of the Bastards episode in Game of Thrones. Game is called Blood Message.

Finarfin where art thou

[Oyster Sauce]

Blood Message might be good if it isn't secretly rollslop

[Val the Moofia Boss]

new Stranger Than Heaven trailer. Long list of names as if this was a movie trailer with actors you are supposed to know. Releases January 2027

[Oyster Sauce]

Stranger Than Heaven ******* have a lot to answer for @methoxetamine

[methoxetamine]

I'd like to have my attorney present before answering any questions.

[Val the Moofia Boss]

"Hex is from the creators of The Division" he says that as if that was supposed to be impressive.

Mortal Shell II, looks like a 3rd person hack and slash

Sand Raiders of Sophie: Game where you build a salvaged walking mech platform and fight against other mech platforms like in Guns of Icarus. Also has ground FPS combat.

Assassins Creed 4 Black Flag rerelease

[Bhaalspawn Jr]

I'd like to have my attorney present before answering any questions.

Enjoy the game, bro. I'm out.

[Val the Moofia Boss]

Paramount Games Studio. Platinum Games. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Last Ronin.

[Oyster Sauce]

This year isn't looking so bad...

[Finarfin]

Summer Game Fest:
****** is coming on stage. Blah Blah Blah. Some fan favorites will come back?
Talking about Steam Game Releases. 2026 has 9265 games in the first 5 Months it seems.
Weird bug made it jump forward, the video I mean.

Time to start the show.
First Game is:

Wintery City. Car drives through a street. Someone holds a map and rings someones door.
Again. French. Old woman welcomes an american. Sister of some guy that lives in the apartment block. Very messy.
Video is ******* choppy. Async. Old lady leaves, someone knows on the door. No one there, door opens, we get drugged.
REV? Resident Evil Code Veronica. 2027

MHDR Cuphead.
New Cuphead game. Early stages, will show more when time is right. Phone rings? One more surprise. Another team works on something new. Mighty Cuphead Adventure. A 2D Platformer Shooter.

Foid named Lucy James comes on stage. Who cares about this foid?
Next up is:
Thunder. Pre-Alpha. 20th Century Games.
SEGA. Japanese lady talking. Station goes online. Walking through stormy places. Vent is shown all the time BECAUSE IT IS ALIEN ISOLATION 2
Kurasaki Station is the locale we are at.

New game by the dev of Shadow of the Colossus.
Project Robot.
Character wakes up in sand. Water, buildings, titans standing. Robot head scans a guy, and flies. connects with the body of a robot. Shooting, running, dashing mid air. robot fights. Doesn't tell us much but thats gen ATLAS.

China. 848. Netease. Messenger goes on a odyssey with his son.
Army marches on. Riders rush past.
Three young messengers talk.
Bow Lady, one guy uses a one-hand sword. A siege is going on. Some cutscenes of the main characters fighting. Death before Dishonor! Giant line of riders approach.
Blood Message. We play his son since his father died in the battle we saw.

Stranger than Heaven Dev is here. Masayoshi Yokoyama. Trailer of the game, bunch of yakuza bathing while some guy with a deep hoarse voice is talking about vengenance and how it is futile.
Tupac is in this game. 01.15.2027 like what the ****?
Snoop Dogg onstage. YES, oh my hecking ****** idolatry!
Talks about Death Row Games and how they are making a game too.

Hex, action open world RPG.
Praying small statue. House pans to huge pillars. Monsters roaming around. Guy has some cube in front. People reloading and shooting. Dash ability shown. HAEX. Guy places the cube in some socket and then they run because some walls chase them and then reveal new terrain.

Dead By Daylight.
Some guy is breathing. Clowns and ****. Happy Birthday. while showing a hook and other stuff. Cake and people are sitting there. 6.14.26 You are invited.

People play the lute while they rest. Mortal Shell 2. Open Beta live!

TinyBuild. Guy is on a tower looking at two vehicles fighting, then we see the player building his vehicle. Fighting infected people, other vehicles, looting stuff and blowing up stuff.
Sand.

Underwater. Assassin's Creed Black Flag Remake. Gameplay and Cutscene quickcut while Edward talks. His wife looks rather pleasing to the eyes. Leave Her Johnny is playing in a remixed way from Woodkid.

Sewers. Fighting sounds. Paramount Games Studios.
PLatinumGames.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles The Last Ronin.

[Finarfin]

So, is my role suddenly taken over by Val?

[Val the Moofia Boss]

yay dr. Finarfin is here!

[Finarfin]

I tend to write one big thing and then post. I dont do one by one since it seems kinda spammy.

[Finarfin]

Fortnite, Ben Starr talks about the next season.
Sprites are the new season gimmick. They buff you. A quick cut of scenes, John Wick is also in, but this time offically.

The Stream is still ******* choppy. Async. Get your ******* act together.

[Val the Moofia Boss]

Not a fan of the Western photorealistic aesthetic of this new Gundam game.

[methoxetamine]

Not a fan of the Western photorealistic aesthetic of this new Gundam game.

Did it say who the devs are?

[Finarfin]

Sunflower field, something lands ontop of it, while people fight. Pink-haired girl watches over the battlefield. Something hit the building she is in, then a robot fights some Kaiju like thing, and another mech comes and fights the dragon like thing. Some gameplay, looks like an action rpg.
Gundam Rogue Orbit.

Dumb foid shills her ****** site.

Solo Dev. Two Geese and one egg?
You have to move without breaking the egg. Goose customization. And again... the stream skips around and goes async.

[Val the Moofia Boss]

The duck game looked neat

Not a fan of the Western photorealistic aesthetic of this new Gundam game.

Did it say who the devs are?

I do not think so.

[Finarfin]

Shooter, foid goes in cover, walks around. Different environs, camo. "Bully" Lady shut the **** up, this is war.
Thats no Moon (dev)
Already dead because this ******** **** talks about bullying IN WAR/Military.
Looks nice though and seems to be co-op.
That dumb foid from The Boys and Modern Warfare 1 is the main character. (The Arab one that killed a roidraging russian in her childhood)
Cross/Fire

Dynamic cover makes Laila change stance to adjust to whatever is used as cover.

[Val the Moofia Boss]

Guild Wars 3

Plasticky armor design

Meh looking environments

Terrible art direction

Bear race but no charr or tengu

This had better not be GW3

Oh no

It's GW3

[Finarfin]

Control Resonant. Another trailer, really?
7 years later, the Seventh House is gone. New hostile Resonants. Deadlier than the Hist we fought in Control.
Different environs. A lot of action scenes. Also nice to hear finnish music instead of negroid or other hip hop ****.
Sep 24,2026

Premiere.
Woods. Growling. Someone rides on a mount. Guild Wars 3? Tapestry is forming, showing scenes of heroics.
Nah not Guild Wars 3. It had no bear race. WAIT IT IS GUILD WARS 3. Beta 2027

[Finarfin]

Guild Wars 3

Plasticky armor design

Meh looking environments

Terrible art direction

Bear race but no charr or tengu

This had better not be GW3

Oh no

It's GW3

Charr sucked anyways. They should've stayed an enemy race not a playable one.

[methoxetamine]

****** front and center in the Guild Wars 3 trailer, nice one lads

[Finarfin]

I am more worried about xbox being missing for Guild Wars 3

[Finarfin]

Star Wars Galactic Racer in October.
New Planet shown. Arena racing. Showing off some gay looking racers. Some really gay try-hard dialogue and story. Eh looks ok, but I would rather not have any story **** and just race.