ngmi if sexual content in a game is a must-have for youZeElessarTelcontar wrote: ↑ March 20th, 2026, 20:44Are there any ******* and **** in the game? Kinda looks like slop but apparently the story is good? Apparently no sexual content so that's a bummer
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This gives me such a massive boner.J1M wrote: ↑ March 20th, 2026, 03:45The only reason any of you are talking about this game at all is because the AAA industry is completely rotted out.
I hope it dies even faster and more completely.
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A fanatic of whom exactly? This is the first game I've ever played by these devs and I'm having a good time
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Of the game obviously; if you somehow believe that the game has no issues you are in fact a FANATIC and you should go to reddit or gamefags because those are the places where FANATICS thrive in circle jerking each other defending the games, franchises etc they like as if they are perfect.methoxetamine wrote: ↑ March 21st, 2026, 03:22A fanatic of whom exactly? This is the first game I've ever played by these devs and I'm having a good time
There's a difference between defending the controls and saying they are perfect. They aren't perfect at all and I could list numerous issues with them but the complaints are still overblown. It didn't take me long to get used to them, there's undoubtedly a lot of jankiness in a lot of respects but to say the controls are a travesty is just a skill issue. There are a lot of buttons and mechanics and that information about this game was known well over a year maybe even two years in advance, including pictures of the control scheme. If you don't research that much before buying a full priced game on launch in todays video game market, that is completely on youNezahualDoomer wrote: ↑ March 21st, 2026, 03:34Of the game obviously; if you somehow believe that the game has no issues you are in fact a FANATIC and you should go to reddit or gamefags because those are the places where FANATICS thrive in circle jerking each other defending the games, franchises etc they like as if they are perfect.methoxetamine wrote: ↑ March 21st, 2026, 03:22A fanatic of whom exactly? This is the first game I've ever played by these devs and I'm having a good time
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There's so much obvious stuff they could do to make the controls less bad. Like to shoot a beam of light from your sword, you have to hold down L1 + R1 together, release L1 while holding R1, aim, and then press L1 again. At most this should be one button press to raise the sword and another to shoot the beam, but there's no reason it couldn't all be distilled to pressing and holding a single button, or a toggle.
Honestly I found the controls and jank in KCD1 to be more bothersome than I'm finding Crimson DesertDDC wrote: ↑ March 21st, 2026, 03:45Went ahead and refunded but I'll pick it up again on a discount when it hopefully has some revisions to the controls and UI. Going to play KCD1 now since I had never finished that past the intro, and also Ark Raiders that I bought on the last sale and never played.
There's so much obvious stuff they could do to make the controls less bad. Like to shoot a beam of light from your sword, you have to hold down L1 + R1 together, release L1 while holding R1, aim, and then press L1 again. At most this should be one button press to raise the sword and another to shoot the beam, but there's no reason it couldn't all be distilled to pressing and holding a single button, or a toggle.
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I know, that's why im askingZess_T wrote: ↑ March 21st, 2026, 00:18ngmi if sexual content in a game is a must-have for youZeElessarTelcontar wrote: ↑ March 20th, 2026, 20:44Are there any ******* and **** in the game? Kinda looks like slop but apparently the story is good? Apparently no sexual content so that's a bummer
I agree with your assessment based on your video.
It's like the worst parts of controller controls and PC controls were merged.
Why try new schemes? We have had decades to figure this **** out and have largely done so.
Reject your retarded-wing political programming and learn to think.
If you can.
Sounds like this ***** has never played any quality eurojank.
He's right though. You should be able to rebind everything.Nemesis wrote: ↑ March 21st, 2026, 13:52Mack is one of 10 people on the planet using ESDF, and if any game doesn't let him rebind to that configuration, it doesn't score higher than a 5.
He's a good man then. **** you WASD niggerbastards.Nemesis wrote: ↑ March 21st, 2026, 13:52Mack is one of 10 people on the planet using ESDF, and if any game doesn't let him rebind to that configuration, it doesn't score higher than a 5.

This is the persons opinion you value
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pretty sure he means that saracastic, if you skipped through the middle of the video he also shows a scene where evil goblin merchants are which he tries to kill...
but ofc its really easy to find one thing about a person and then just disregard everything else they say. Also saves time if you are lazy so I can respect that, but it gets tiring.
And you can critize him for a lot like that he mostly plays pokemon **** and his rant videos are in the same monotone voice.
Dunno man one glance at his video history tells me he's a disgruntled ex-tendie which immediately tells me to disregard any and all feelings he has about video games by virtue of him not already being moved on from Nintendo decades agoVaako wrote: ↑ March 21st, 2026, 19:08pretty sure he means that saracastic, if you skipped through the middle of the video he also shows a scene where evil goblin merchants are which he tries to kill...
but ofc its really easy to find one thing about a person and then just disregard everything else they say. Also saves time if you are lazy so I can respect that, but it gets tiring so better just keep it to yourself.
Also likes to seethe about everything, what games does this ****** actually like besides Donkey Kong and Kirby?
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mostly old classics, runescape, pokemon, mario mostly nintendo stuff. I admit he is hard to listen to and I dont watch all his videos because they drain my concentration energy very fast, but if someone really thinks about still spending money on this game his review about the game mechanics and accessibility is really good and why this game is a mess compared to older games. For example at arround 9:15 he explains how you can easiely do quests wrong just because you do them out of order and the game never tells you that. Also that the game is not really designed to be an openworld since there isnt much worthwhile exploration anyway and you have to follow quests to meaningful content. At least in Breath of the Wild you can sometimes find some shrines for progression upgrades. But even Botw had very little useful things to find except a few armors which only really become useful if you did the fairy quests to be able to upgrade gear anyway.methoxetamine wrote: ↑ March 21st, 2026, 19:15Dunno man one glance at his video history tells me he's a disgruntled ex-tendie which immediately tells me to disregard any and all feelings he has about video games by virtue of him not already being moved on from Nintendo decades agoVaako wrote: ↑ March 21st, 2026, 19:08pretty sure he means that saracastic, if you skipped through the middle of the video he also shows a scene where evil goblin merchants are which he tries to kill...
but ofc its really easy to find one thing about a person and then just disregard everything else they say. Also saves time if you are lazy so I can respect that, but it gets tiring so better just keep it to yourself.
Also likes to seethe about everything, what games does this ****** actually like besides Donkey Kong and Kirby?
Guess who made an entire video and was right AGAIN?
(This rant is not aimed at the person I'm quoting)
All these apologists, all these mentally ill FANATICS defending this, it's always the same, bunch of ******* that get attached emotionally to ******* THINGS, and think it's their moral obligation to shill defend and even die for their objects of cult, this is exactly why I do videos because I HATE THEM, all you ******* do is KILL everything you shill for, all you do is allow for the degeneration of everything you simp for (even women; women FANATIC = SIMP) the decline of gaming we have seen is all because this ******* ******* can't control themselves and become rabid FANATICS, just to give you an example: DLC? Day one DLC and all that trash? we ought to the ******* BETHESDA ****** FANATICS that one, that couldn't say no to that stupid mother ******* horse armor.
**** YOU!
I have played Gothic 1 and 2Tangerine wrote: ↑ March 21st, 2026, 13:53Sounds like this ***** has never played any quality eurojank.
Is that a shill channel created by AI? His video titles/description are so not descriptive and precise... and most of what he says are his opinions but not describing gameplay.
"What he really likes is that you play a good person who helps people..." who buys a game for that reason?
"game didn't prevent me from wedging myself under the stairs or flinging myself off a cliff like a ******, 0/5 stars"
