Various video game stuff not deserving its own thread

[Finarfin]

[DrSneed]

We need to put women in time-out for 10,000 years

I hated this ***** when valve hired her for TI and knew she was gonna be bad news when they hired her as an employee

[Rand]

Just got this email from Poopysoft



I am not allowed to use voice chat in video games anymore unless the recipient is on my friends list.
If I want to talk to people (like y'know, a normal human being), I must "verify my age" by scanning my face like a muppet.
I don't play any online games anyway so it doesn't effect me, but probably is going to **** off a lot of people.

This is so the pakis infesting your country can't groom children online anymore?
I though they just raped them at home?

[Maledict]

What's that?

[Finarfin]

And another potentially good game.

[maidenhaver]

Extraction dogfighter in space. Pretty gay, but looks technically good.

[maidenhaver]

[Finarfin]

wtf did they do to l'empereur??? What is that artwork?

[sheet]

Xbox just got handed over to a ****

https://www.ign.com/articles/phil-spenc ... -exclusive

Edit: A *foid* **** at that.

[Breathe]

Xbox just got handed over to a ****

https://www.ign.com/articles/phil-spenc ... -exclusive

Edit: A *foid* **** at that.

I guess they really do just want to end their gaming division.

[Segata]

Xbox just got handed over to a ****

https://www.ign.com/articles/phil-spenc ... -exclusive

Edit: A *foid* **** at that.

Jeetification must continue until izzat improves

[maidenhaver]

wtf did they do to l'empereur??? What is that artwork?

I'm guessing we can't depict him in his prime, anymore. Too virile, might stir feelings of patriotism.

[DecadeRiptide]

Just played through Resident Evil 5, was actually better than I was expecting. I think 5 and 6 are my faves so far.

I've played both of those as well as the 2, 3, and 4 remakes. Have seen a play through of 7 on YouTube and tried 8 before but thought it was bad.

I genuinely think 7 and 8 are the weakest in the series. 5 and 6 seemed the most innovative gameplay wise.

9 looks good since they actually bought back the third person Leon gameplay, but put some first person in with the new character. It's like a hybrid of 4 and 7. It's a step in the right direction but they need to get rid of this first person bs completely imho, it just doesn't work.

Been hearing rumours they are going to kill Leon. I think thats so stupid if they do. Idrc if the ******** complain about "Leon fatigue". Literally what else do u play RE for lol (to listen to Jill's story? Lol.). Will be playing it anyway. If it's true then I guess that's where I'm done with RE

And also what games has Leon been in? 1, 2, 4, and 6, I think? Chris has been in 1, 5, and 6. Claire in 2, and Jill in 1 and 3? Idk about code Veronica or revelations tho

I think they should make more games with just Chris honestly. Never cared for these new characters either

[mattig]

[rusty_shackleford]

not even going to bother downloading unreal engine games anymore, can't take the **** performance

[Val the Moofia Boss]

not even going to bother downloading unreal engine games anymore, can't take the **** performance

Performance was not an issue I had with WuWa.

[rusty_shackleford]

not even going to bother downloading unreal engine games anymore, can't take the **** performance

Performance was not an issue I had with WuWa.

ue4 games weren't anywhere near as bad performance-wise, every ue5 game I've played is just ****. It's an engine problem, every single one is like this.

[Rand]

not even going to bother downloading unreal engine games anymore, can't take the **** performance

It took you this long? I quit back in 2024.

[mattig]

Man you can't throw a rock w/out hitting an unreal game. What are y'all playing if not unreal games?

Oh, and another classic for y'all:

[Stack of Turtles]

I only play real games. If I wanted to play an unreal game I would just imagine one in my sleep.

[Tangerine]

I only play real games. If I wanted to play an unreal game I would just imagine one in my sleep.

I thought this was a @Norfleet post.

[Stack of Turtles]

I only play real games. If I wanted to play an unreal game I would just imagine one in my sleep.

I thought this was a @Norfleet post.

Close, but the Norfleet version would be like "An unreal game? Like when a game comes out but it's only for consoletrash and phonetards? In my day we called them vaporware. AND WE LIKED IT."

[Stack of Turtles]

"All the games you kids play these days are unreal, with your phonetardism and your oily access and your Chinese spyware!"

[Stack of Turtles]

"Oily access" is genuinely a good name though, that one deserves credit.

[Norfleet]

"Oily access" is genuinely a good name though, that one deserves credit.

I didn't actually come up with it, that's just how they say it in New York.

[Norfleet]

I only play real games. If I wanted to play an unreal game I would just imagine one in my sleep.

Imagine thinking that I sleep. SLEEP is for the WEAK. CAFFEINE is for the STRONG!

[Segata]

What if Metroid but pregnant

[Marcus]

[DecadeRiptide]

They probably didn't even do anything but change the requirements in the description

[Rand]

What if Metroid but pregnant

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Also running around in heeled boots...
I always laugh at that (especially in the Jap/***** games where virtually every one wears high heels, where they're also obsessed with making them stand and walk pigeon-toed, which looks ******** as hell).