Septim News Network interrupts this program for breaking news.TKVNC wrote: ↑ February 15th, 2026, 22:04The canon Nerevarine is a Bosmer.Classix wrote: ↑ February 15th, 2026, 21:52@Manny V says Dunmer is the 'canon Nerevarine choice iho'. Well here's some of his people every time I leave the base at night.
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Corprus still rages across Vvardenfell. Every day there're new mentions of victims of this latest coronavirus strain leaking blood out of their orifices. Every day there're new mentions of unvaccinated persons sprouting trunks out of them. Only today six more victims were found in Ald Velothi. This morning our interviewer managed to ask Mr. Dagoth J. Ur about these events.
- Horrible, just horrible. - Mr. Ur replied. - Good thing that Dagoth F. Gares Jr. leads our campaign of historic reforms and would soon restore faith in domestic solutions.
- Don't you think it goes a little bit slow?
- We're doing things thats nobody been able to do. We're fighting the great Ayleid virus that nobody was able to defeat. The Imperial spells didn't work. The Nordic spells didn't work. Everyone's trying to figure out "why it didn't work".
- But!..
- Remember Sleepy Sotha? He did nothing about the issue. And Crazy Almie still runs around telling poor folks that her herbal remedy based vaccine is completely safe. Yes, completely safe! And completely useless! And imperial anti-plague spells? Remember, folks, Mr Gares recently testified that they only provoke vaginal bleeding and dementia!
- What about the latest rumours?
- This horrible Ayleid virus has no relation, I repeat, no relation whatsoever to peaceful research conducted in our research facilities throughout Tamriel.
- And what's going on there?
- Unlike other out there, who are all talk and no action, we're building a new tool, a tool no other country has. No other country has the skill. No other country has the guts. And no other country has the extraordinary professionals that we have. These professionals are assembling a super duper giant robot. They're doing it as we speak. This robot would get into the heart of the matter, handle the culprits of this horrible plague and let Dunmer take their rightful place in the world. Make Resdaynia great again!
MaRGA hats and orange sun masks are still all the rage this season.
It's especially so among Camonna Tong radicals. Recently they had organized another march, some say riot, in Balmora in support of restoration of slavery. Our correspondent had talked with local khajiit about this situation.
Ra'Virr: I was so scared, I had to use the double dose of sugar! How am I going to pay the taxes now? And the guards! They say that they would deport me to Telvanni lands!
What? Sorry! We interrupt our breaking news for even more breaking news!
Meet Gorg-e from the house of F'oldt, a husband to at least thirteen wives, a self-identified *****-argonian (hiss/hist) and a true pillar of Redguard community. Due to his mostly peaceful tendencies he calls himself Never-warrin' and is staunchly opposed to imperialistic agenda of the current administration of this kingdom.
Our correspondent had recently came into contact with Never-warrin' and his compatriots on their quest for whistleblower investigations into the matter of corprus.
His last mission? To enter the 6th House compound under the Ur Tower. The team kept contact via farspeak spell. Never-warrin' had successfully penetrated the deepest facilities under the Red mountain, liberating the most prized possessions of house Dagoth. Then he was discovered. Our source reports hearing a short blade exchange and horrible screams of "You won't be able to breath in lava n'wah!" (excuse us for transmitting the most heinous "hard-H" word) and the roar of drain fatigue and telekinesis spells, highly likely from Dagoth security forces. The connection was lost and the team feared the worst. But soon a series of explosions were heard rocking the facility and a piece of gigantic metal hand and "Ur Tower" signpost fell from the sky on the outskirts of Vivec city.
Scrying spells weren't able to penetrate the tornado of aedric energies that rose around the tower. Never-warrin' location is currently unknown. According to his spokeslave, Lord Ur is also unavaiable for comments.
We keep monitoring the situation as it unfolds.
Stay tuned.
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