Woke Content Detector's Curated List of Games

[Bertram_Tung]

the old ones not the new ones are.

They are, because they're about a female girlboss action heroine

Show an instance of her acting like a girlbods in tomb raider 1

shooting guns doesnt make you a girlboss


she gets hit on by some random dude in the very first cutscene and she responds positively instead of insulting him = not girlboss

she is squishy (dies easily) and is basically useless without guns, much like claire redfield or someone like that.

just because she does gymnastics and can climb rocks doesnt make her a girlboss

is claire redfield in RE2 a girlboss action hero?

it seems your only criteria for labeling it woke is because she has nice tits, so it made you want to become a ****** or something

[rusty_shackleford]

Show an instance of her acting like a girlbods in tomb raider 1

[Mordred]

i am not gonna watch more than an anime episode worth of a fat jewtuber sperging out.

provide timestamps if you wanna make a point with this.

[Stack of Turtles]

the old ones not the new ones are.

They are, because they're about a female girlboss action heroine

Show an instance of her acting like a girlbods in tomb raider 1

shooting guns doesnt make you a girlboss


she gets hit on by some random dude in the very first cutscene and she responds positively instead of insulting him = not girlboss

she is squishy (dies easily) and is basically useless without guns, much like claire redfield or someone like that.

just because she does gymnastics and can climb rocks doesnt make her a girlboss

is claire redfield in RE2 a girlboss action hero?

it seems your only criteria for labeling it woke is because she has nice tits, so it made you want to become a ****** or something

I bet you really liked Angelina Jolie in Wanted (2008).

[rusty_shackleford]

libtards will see a girlboss fighting a giant t-rex while dual-wielding pistols and go "uhhh… what's woke about THAT?? HUH?????"

[Bertram_Tung]

Rusty can't actually find an example.

There are youtube videos made by fat lesbians shipping kirk and spock as gay lovers, so by his logic he agrees that they were gay lovers.

[rusty_shackleford]

Rusty can't actually find an example.

did you think I made that scenario up?

[Bertram_Tung]

They are, because they're about a female girlboss action heroine

Show an instance of her acting like a girlbods in tomb raider 1

shooting guns doesnt make you a girlboss


she gets hit on by some random dude in the very first cutscene and she responds positively instead of insulting him = not girlboss

she is squishy (dies easily) and is basically useless without guns, much like claire redfield or someone like that.

just because she does gymnastics and can climb rocks doesnt make her a girlboss

is claire redfield in RE2 a girlboss action hero?

it seems your only criteria for labeling it woke is because she has nice tits, so it made you want to become a ****** or something

I bet you really liked Angelina Jolie in Wanted (2008).

Never saw it. Looks terrible like all of her movies.

[Bertram_Tung]

Rusty can't actually find an example.

did you think I made that scenario up?

No, everyone knows about that part.

She shot a big animal with guns while running away.

Again, much in the same way someone like Claire Redfield shoots monsters while running away.

How does that check any of the boxes in the methodology?

[rusty_shackleford]

How does that check any of the boxes in the methodology?

because he said the criteria is being a female combatant

[Bertram_Tung]

How does that check any of the boxes in the methodology?

because he said the criteria is being a female combatant

Physical combat.

Not running away while pulling a trigger which is something a well trained child could do.

[rusty_shackleford]

How does that check any of the boxes in the methodology?

because he said the criteria is being a female combatant

Physical combat.

Not running away while pulling a trigger which is something a well trained child could do.

it's gender-swapped indiana jones

[Bertram_Tung]

because he said the criteria is being a female combatant

Physical combat.

Not running away while pulling a trigger which is something a well trained child could do.

it's gender-swapped indiana jones

Just changes the subject to another non argument.
Rusty defeated again.

[Stack of Turtles]

Show an instance of her acting like a girlbods in tomb raider 1

shooting guns doesnt make you a girlboss


she gets hit on by some random dude in the very first cutscene and she responds positively instead of insulting him = not girlboss

she is squishy (dies easily) and is basically useless without guns, much like claire redfield or someone like that.

just because she does gymnastics and can climb rocks doesnt make her a girlboss

is claire redfield in RE2 a girlboss action hero?

it seems your only criteria for labeling it woke is because she has nice tits, so it made you want to become a ****** or something

I bet you really liked Angelina Jolie in Wanted (2008).

Never saw it. Looks terrible like all of her movies.

She plays a girlboss in all her movies.

Like in Lara Croft: Tomb Raider (2001).

[Bertram_Tung]

I bet you really liked Angelina Jolie in Wanted (2008).

Never saw it. Looks terrible like all of her movies.

She plays a girlboss in all her movies.

Like in Lara Croft: Tomb Raider (2001).

Yes, I assume that's correct based on the trailers. I've never see any of those movies.

Good thing they have zero to do with the games or the topic at hand.

[Bertram_Tung]

I want to again point out that I am not a tomb raider fan and I never played beyond the first few levels of the first tomb raider. Trying to frame me as one isn't going to help your argument becauss I couldn't care less about those games or that franchise.

Rusty is the one who seems fixated on it and calls it woke without providing any real compelli g evidence.

But according to him, Outer Worlds 2 isn't woke. Lol.

It seems like he is motivated by wanting to lump in older non woke games. Some kind of agenda to make it seem like the current crop of wokeslop like OW2 aren't actually as terrible as they are.

[Stack of Turtles]

Never saw it. Looks terrible like all of her movies.

She plays a girlboss in all her movies.

Like in Lara Croft: Tomb Raider (2001).

Yes, I assume that's correct based on the trailers. I've never see any of those movies.

Good thing they have zero to do with the games or the topic at hand.

if Angelia Jolie thinks Lara Croft is a girlboss then I trust her judgement, she's the expert here!

[Stack of Turtles]

I want to again point out that I am not a tomb raider fan and I never played beyond the first few levels of the first tomb raider. Trying to frame me as one isn't going to help your argument becauss I couldn't care less about those games or that franchise.

I don't care about Tomb Raider either, I just take issue with your definition of girlboss.

In my opinion any unrealistically competent woman (that is, any competent woman) is a girlboss.

[Oyster Sauce]

I don't care about Tomb Raider either, I just take issue with your definition of girlboss.

In my opinion any unrealistically competent woman (that is, any competent woman) is a girlboss.

Most male protagonists are unrealistically competent

[Bertram_Tung]

I want to again point out that I am not a tomb raider fan and I never played beyond the first few levels of the first tomb raider. Trying to frame me as one isn't going to help your argument becauss I couldn't care less about those games or that franchise.

I don't care about Tomb Raider either, I just take issue with your definition of girlboss.

In my opinion any unrealistically competent woman (that is, any competent woman) is a girlboss.

You're ignoring the methodology. Mordred already explained this multiple times. I suggest you re-read all of his posts. Thank you!

[Stack of Turtles]

I don't care about Tomb Raider either, I just take issue with your definition of girlboss.

In my opinion any unrealistically competent woman (that is, any competent woman) is a girlboss.

Most male protagonists are unrealistically competent

But they're not girls, so those are just regular bosses.

[Bertram_Tung]

I think there are a lot of zoomzooms that are so butthurt about the fact that 95% of the games that came out during their upbringing and early adulthood are incredibly pozzed. So as a defensive reaction they tie themselves into knots doing mental gymnastics trying to act like that's how it was with older non woke games.

[adad]

I don't care about Tomb Raider either, I just take issue with your definition of girlboss.

In my opinion any unrealistically competent woman (that is, any competent woman) is a girlboss.

Most male protagonists are unrealistically competent

Not relative to women though

[Bertram_Tung]

Gex is unrealistically competent for a gecko. WOKE! The game designers were secretly trying to turn the player into scalies!

(Is Tweed a big Gex fan by any chance?)

[Breathe]

Rusty may be on the verge of trooning out. He apparently can't see a woman on screen without having to fight the urge to be one.

[Bertram_Tung]

Rusty may be on the verge of trooning out. He apparently can't see a woman on screen without having to fight the urge to be one.

It's the autist-to-****** pipeline. It's a real thing. Many such cases!

[Magick]

Rusty may be on the verge of trooning out. He apparently can't see a woman on screen without having to fight the urge to be one.

We've got a thread on that, I think.

My personal view is it's fine to play a game with a female MC (some stories are told from that perspective), without wanting to BE her. The character is someone ELSE.
It's troonish if you're CREATING a female character as some "feminine" version of yourself. No different than a fursona or something equally as degenerate.
(The "I don't like to stare at a male ***" crowd are also part of this and very sexually unstable. God forbid what is going through their heads as they walk down a street in RL!).

Female MCs become a problem when it goes "woke" with girlbossing yass queen, male belittling ********.
Once again I played Perfect Dark just fine as a kid without EVER seeing myself as Joanna Dark. Just as I didn't think I was James Bond when playing Goldeneye lol.

[Acrux]

I think there are a lot of zoomzooms that are so butthurt about the fact that 95% of the games that came out during their upbringing and early adulthood are incredibly pozzed. So as a defensive reaction they tie themselves into knots doing mental gymnastics trying to act like that's how it was with older non woke games.

Stage V cancer patient reminiscent about Stage IV cancer symptoms

[ThulsaDoomer]

I think there are a lot of zoomzooms that are so butthurt about the fact that 95% of the games that came out during their upbringing and early adulthood are incredibly pozzed. So as a defensive reaction they tie themselves into knots doing mental gymnastics trying to act like that's how it was with older non woke games.

Stage V cancer patient reminiscent about Stage IV cancer symptoms

This entire list and debate in a nutshell.

"The game clearly displays this."
"Have you played the game?"
"No, have you?"
"No."

[Bertram_Tung]

I think there are a lot of zoomzooms that are so butthurt about the fact that 95% of the games that came out during their upbringing and early adulthood are incredibly pozzed. So as a defensive reaction they tie themselves into knots doing mental gymnastics trying to act like that's how it was with older non woke games.

Stage V cancer patient reminiscent about Stage IV cancer symptoms

Projection. Why can't you play a video game without wanting to become the character in the video game? Didn't your parents ever teach you the difference between fiction and reality?