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>highguard
>high = over
>guard = watch
Absolute cinema.
Peak corporate trend chasing slop.
Will be interesting to see how it measures up to Concord.
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Isn't Titanfall good? Surprised it's the same devs
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Valter wrote: ↑ January 23rd, 2026, 16:55
Isn't Titanfall good? Surprised it's the same devs
Dragon Age Origins was good. Dragon Age Veilguard, on the other hand...
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I'm sick of hero shooter slop.
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logincrash wrote: ↑ January 23rd, 2026, 16:59
Valter wrote: ↑ January 23rd, 2026, 16:55
Isn't Titanfall good? Surprised it's the same devs
Dragon Age Origins was good. Dragon Age Veilguard, on the other hand...
Titanfall's not that old... is it? :old2:
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Valter wrote: ↑ January 23rd, 2026, 17:06
logincrash wrote: ↑ January 23rd, 2026, 16:59
Valter wrote: ↑ January 23rd, 2026, 16:55
Isn't Titanfall good? Surprised it's the same devs
Dragon Age Origins was good. Dragon Age Veilguard, on the other hand...
Titanfall's not that old... is it? :old2:
2014 uhhh sure, not that old
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I'll test it out, just to see how **** the characters really look.
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IT'S OUT!!!
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Kolgrim wrote: ↑ January 23rd, 2026, 17:04
I'm sick of hero shooter slop.
As soon as I saw it is another hero-slop I blanked. Let me make my own character or go die in a ******-ditch.
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Play it now before it's shut down in three days!
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@Finarfin just launched it on steam
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Finarfin wrote: ↑ January 23rd, 2026, 18:13
I'll test it out, just to see how **** the characters really look.
Oyster Sauce wrote: ↑ January 26th, 2026, 18:24
@Finarfin just launched it on steam
yeah no ****. Read the thread.
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The current playable Wardens, not as bad as I thought tbh. Atticus apparently has skins that make him look less idiotic.

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What is this slop?saw here it says concord,its from the same devs?
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They have the tech for flowing scarves and capes, but they refuse to have a woman with long hair?
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J1M wrote: ↑ January 26th, 2026, 20:16
They have the tech for flowing scarves and capes, but they refuse to have a woman with long hair?
They have a guy with a long braid, lmao.
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logincrash wrote: ↑ January 26th, 2026, 20:38
J1M wrote: ↑ January 26th, 2026, 20:16
They have the tech for flowing scarves and capes, but they refuse to have a woman with long hair?
They have a guy with a long braid, lmao.
Description says "her"
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J1M wrote: ↑ January 26th, 2026, 20:16
They have the tech for flowing scarves and capes, but they refuse to have a woman with long hair?
Don't worry. They will sell you long hair for 10 bucks a bit later. If there will be later.
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Stack of Turtles wrote: ↑ January 26th, 2026, 20:38
logincrash wrote: ↑ January 26th, 2026, 20:38
J1M wrote: ↑ January 26th, 2026, 20:16
They have the tech for flowing scarves and capes, but they refuse to have a woman with long hair?
They have a guy with a long braid, lmao.
Description says "her"
I didn't even see that.
Holy ****.
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logincrash wrote: ↑ January 26th, 2026, 20:41
Stack of Turtles wrote: ↑ January 26th, 2026, 20:38
logincrash wrote: ↑ January 26th, 2026, 20:38


They have a guy with a long braid, lmao.
Description says "her"
I didn't even see that.
Holy ****.
The reason only the woman with the manliest design gets long hair is because libtards only have about three ways to signal "JUST AS TOUGH AS A MAN!!!" and short hair is the one they like best.
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logincrash wrote: ↑ January 26th, 2026, 20:41
Stack of Turtles wrote: ↑ January 26th, 2026, 20:38
logincrash wrote: ↑ January 26th, 2026, 20:38


They have a guy with a long braid, lmao.
Description says "her"
I didn't even see that.
Holy ****.
That's what we refer to as a typo. It's clearly a "body type A".
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Overwhelmingly Negative - 18% of the 4,940 user reviews for this game are positive
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rusty_shackleford wrote: ↑ January 26th, 2026, 21:20
Overwhelmingly Negative - 18% of the 4,940 user reviews for this game are positive
I"ll like to point out that Geoff Keighely decided to destroy whatever reputation he and the Game Awards still had by advertising the hell out of this game as the "next big thing". Hopefully now nobody will take him or the Game Awards seriously anymore after this.
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RangerBoo wrote: ↑ January 27th, 2026, 23:40
I"ll like to point out that Geoff Keighely decided to destroy whatever reputation he and the Game Awards still had by advertising the hell out of this game as the "next big thing". Hopefully now nobody will take him or the Game Awards seriously anymore after this.
I would say that there is now a difference between Geoff and TGA, because the TGA viewership has increased, where it is now bigger than the Superbowl. Meaning that advertising your videogame in it is huge.

https://thegameawards.com/news/the-game ... hip-record
Here are the historical live stream numbers for The Game Awards:

2025: 171 Million
2024: 154 Million
2023: 118 Million
2022: 103 Million
2021: 85 Million
2020: 83 Million
2019: 45.2 Million
2018: 26.2 Million
2017: 11.5 Million
2016: 3.8 Million
2015: 2.3 Million
2014: 1.9 Million
But as far as Geoff's taste in videogames is concerned... ?

Yeah, that's the pits. Don't listen to him. LMAO
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