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Solaire wrote: January 23rd, 2026, 06:53
I'm tired mister Hitler

So many dysgenic swarthoids.

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>looks like generic ue5 slop
>more ******* and ****** than whites
>celeb cameo with with a quirky chungus reddit ****** who can't act and has only one quirky chungus reddit ****** mode
LMAO
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Solaire wrote: January 23rd, 2026, 06:53
I'm tired mister Hitler

Noticed how they avoided showing the main characters face?

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DecadeRiptide wrote: January 23rd, 2026, 10:53
Solaire wrote: January 23rd, 2026, 06:53
I'm tired mister Hitler

Noticed how they avoided showing the main characters face?

I think they are trying to emphasize that there is no pre-made character (anymore?), you create your own and do not have to play as that abomination they showed before.

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Solaire wrote: January 23rd, 2026, 06:53
I'm tired mister Hitler

I miss the timeline when Microsoft explicitly told the Fable devs they couldn't put ******* or women on game boxes.

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tfw your action-adventure trailer showcases combat and miscegenation in equal amounts
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Exhibit 9000 of zoomers pretending not to know what porn is. Why are they so dishonest?
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Segata wrote: January 25th, 2026, 15:37
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Exhibit 9000 of zoomers pretending not to know what porn is. Why are they so dishonest?
Left looks like a drugged out *****, right looks like a normal beautiful woman wtf.
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Breathe wrote: January 25th, 2026, 18:47
Segata wrote: January 25th, 2026, 15:37
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Exhibit 9000 of zoomers pretending not to know what porn is. Why are they so dishonest?
Left looks like a drugged out *****, right looks like a normal beautiful woman wtf.
Left looks like a goblin you kill in a low-level area, right looks like a woman you fight for.
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Segata wrote: January 25th, 2026, 15:37
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Exhibit 9000 of zoomers pretending not to know what porn is. Why are they so dishonest?
Probably due to being gay, based on that picture.
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Segata wrote: January 25th, 2026, 15:37
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Exhibit 9000 of zoomers pretending not to know what porn is. Why are they so dishonest?
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Seeing an indie developer render that, just think of what kind of faces and game models we could be getting if AAA still actually attempted to market to the core demographic of video games.
I hate them so much man.
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No ****, im actually at a loss for words on this. And there are people who legitimately think there *isn't* a problem? This is legitimately outlandish and ******* atrocious.

I don't want to play a troonjabi MC. The ****.
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Segata wrote: January 25th, 2026, 15:37
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Exhibit 9000 of zoomers pretending not to know what porn is. Why are they so dishonest?
They're from the OMORI fandom. Nothing scarier than a fandom who enjoy porn of underage kids with mental illness.

Dishonesty just comes with the territory of being a pedophile, in their case.
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These character models look like a Habbo Hotel raid
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TLauncher users validated again. :pirate:
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UltraFan123 wrote: February 3rd, 2026, 01:28
TLauncher users validated again. :pirate:
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They know a LOT of young kids play it.
Also note the terminology, "Good, Trouble".

"We're coming for your children", springs to mind.
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Oyster Sauce wrote: February 6th, 2026, 10:18


These look equally bad

Concordslop vs Chinkslop

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There isn't a single new game I can think if that I give a **** about. All they will do is continue to demake your childhood games into woke slop to demoralize and enrage you. It's best to not pay a cent or even a look to these commie freaks and just enjoy the old games you never tried from 20 years ago
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1 of the fat women in the video has a pirate leg, made out of somekind of metal.

They just *had* to tick all of the boxes, bro... they just *had* to... :old2:

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Fox1 wrote: February 6th, 2026, 21:47
There isn't a single new game I can think if that I give a **** about. All they will do is continue to demake your childhood games into woke slop to demoralize and enrage you. It's best to not pay a cent or even a look to these commie freaks and just enjoy the old games you never tried from 20 years ago
This is what i say to people who think there are "no good games anymore." Well, then start emulating or begin gaming the old school way on a CRT. I didn't have a gaming PC until 2018, and until that point, i exclusively relied on old systems because that's all i really cared for and had. SNES, N64, gamecube, PS2, Genesis.. and while i never gave up my collections even for bills, i ******* regret the PC with a passion and should of used my budget for that on bills or just old games. If i hadn't gone down the PC rabbit hole, the last *new* game i bought would of been in from 2014, which was Halo 4, on the Shitbox 360. And boy, i should of learned then when i didn't even enjoy that miserable **** **** pile of monkey scrotum.

edit: I also think if i had stopped at Halo 4, and never built my PC, i would have never become so ******* jaded and ****** off about games like i am now. Gaming was a hobby i loved, but ever since dipping my toes in the modern gaming world, i have realized how sad and pitiful **** is and i'ts hard to go back knowing what gaming has become. We have PC's that are beginning to explore AI and can handle processes much deeper than we ever hoped. And yet we get Slopreal Engine unoptimization, woke cope to appease...who? And little to no fun. After you update your drivers, reformat your PC, kill all background tasks, manage to set up an account with a 3rd party launcher and successfully logging in after error after error. By that 6 hour mark, you can finally launch your game... and then you sit there, wait for shaders to compile, wait for the application to connect to the launcher/cloud server to begin syncing. Then finally, you're at the main menu. Which cluttered with ads and "Deals" for things you can purchase. But once you make it past that, you're able to begin the game. Oh boy, create a character! Whats this.... minimal sliders? Presets? Body Type A and B? Huh? Okay well... wait, pronoun options? Uhhh ... okay. Well maybe the game is- *CRASH* - would you like to submit a crash report?

Maybe i need to become a monk or amish, and come back to gaming after 2 years of celibacy. And then AND ONLY THEN, play games from 2006 prior.
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