The enjoyable slop game thread

[rusty_shackleford]

I want some slop put right in my trough, and i want to enjoy myself with little exertion.

What games to play?

[Oyster Sauce]

viewtopic.php?t=10-vampire-survivors-ot ... -off-lites

[Vergil]

I want some slop put right in my trough, and i want to enjoy myself with little exertion.

What games to play?

Hitman but go on a mass shooting

[TND]

Any of the rocksteady batman games are inoffensive slop and easy to play.

[Tinky Winky]

Far Cry 3 is enjoyable with the aggressive "stealth" play style, even so because it's a racist chudcel game according to journals.

[Tinky Winky]

...Or just replay Dragon Ahe Origins or Massive Effect aka Mass Popamole since those are already sloppa.

[J1M]

[logincrash]

Any of the rocksteady batman games are inoffensive slop and easy to play.

It's really nice to relax after work by gliding around the city for a couple of hours.
Just Cause 3 is also cool because of the wingsuit.

Neither of those are slop.

[Vergil]

Black Ops 3 Zombies is still a good time. Steam workshop support means you never really run out of maps and random ******** to mess around with either.

[Solaire]

https://bloxd.io/
http://agar.io/

edit: fixed links

[Element]

Neither of those are slop.

It's a meaningless word now

[Tinky Winky]

Sorry for necroing the thread but is Ghost Recon Wildlands an enjoyable experience for pure singleplayer playthrough? Heard both good and bad things about it, and it looks exactly like just another ubislop (generic open world shooter with a shallow stealth mechanic, janky physics, typical lazily programmed ubisoft AI etc.), but is it still good enough if I shut my brain down, or just don't bother because it's REALLY a repetitive slop that should be played coop only?

[rusty_shackleford]

Sorry for necroing the thread

no rule against it

[Tweed]

Reported for necroing.

[Stack of Turtles]

Sorry for necroing the thread

no rule against it

Necrophilia is illegal in the United States so it violates rule 1

[DecadeRiptide]

Doom Slopternal
CyberSlop 2077
Last of Slop Part 2
Slopout 76
Slop Wars Outlaws
Assasins Slop Shadows
Slop Raiders
Where Slops Meet
Slop Guard
Marvel Slopels
Monster Slop Wilds
Battle Slop 6
Border Slop 6
Black Slop Wukong


take ur pick

[Jordy]

Sorry for necroing the thread but is Ghost Recon Wildlands an enjoyable experience for pure singleplayer playthrough? Heard both good and bad things about it, and it looks exactly like just another ubislop (generic open world shooter with a shallow stealth mechanic, janky physics, typical lazily programmed ubisoft AI etc.), but is it still good enough if I shut my brain down, or just don't bother because it's REALLY a repetitive slop that should be played coop only?

I enjoyed it a lot with a couple of friends. Solo play is fun for a little while but does get repetetive.

[yangg]

What I consider slop, but ended playing for a while:
- Raft
- Salt 2 (this one is decent with NPC character voice muted, trust me)
- Dwarven Realms
- Enshrouded (yeah, yeah was pretty hyped at launch, played 80 hours and never looked back at the game with no intent to replay it)
- Gedonia (worth a mention for effort and charm put in the game, probably second one is better)
- Seasons after fall (easy to get full achievements)
- Forza horizon 5 is a major slop that I've played for a while
- Shadow of War was a slop for me, but had to finish it for the sake of the first one
- Survival: Fountain of Youth (great theme, bad execution of a game)

[Tinky Winky]

Sorry for necroing the thread but is Ghost Recon Wildlands an enjoyable experience for pure singleplayer playthrough? Heard both good and bad things about it, and it looks exactly like just another ubislop (generic open world shooter with a shallow stealth mechanic, janky physics, typical lazily programmed ubisoft AI etc.), but is it still good enough if I shut my brain down, or just don't bother because it's REALLY a repetitive slop that should be played coop only?

I enjoyed it a lot with a couple of friends. Solo play is fun for a little while but does get repetetive.

Bruh Ghost Recon Wildlands is pure slop, the sloppiest of ubislops I've played, even.
For all criticism people gave to nuFar Cry games (3, 4 and primal, 5 and New Dawn are plain garbage), they do at least have actual human thought inside them, you can feel ubisoft did at least give a **** about level designing even for generic sidr quests. GRW is just so soulless as if it was procedurally generated. Its gameloop is also centered around MMO looter shooter slop elements. Not recommended.

[Maledict]

Sorry for necroing the thread

no rule against it

Necroing isn't real. Like wdym you can't discuss a topic, because some people chimed in in the past? Bizarre and likely related to the brainlet culture, e.g. Discord

[Norfleet]

Nah, dissatisfaction with Thread Necromancy is older than the invention of Discrap. The main distaste for it comes in the form of people resurrecting long-dead threads where the conversation has long since died merely to post something pointless.

[Kolgrim]

Aren't MMO's the definition of slop? You're just grinding to see numbers go up and to fill the empty void in your soul.

[asf]

number needs to go up

[Jordy]

Sorry for necroing the thread but is Ghost Recon Wildlands an enjoyable experience for pure singleplayer playthrough? Heard both good and bad things about it, and it looks exactly like just another ubislop (generic open world shooter with a shallow stealth mechanic, janky physics, typical lazily programmed ubisoft AI etc.), but is it still good enough if I shut my brain down, or just don't bother because it's REALLY a repetitive slop that should be played coop only?

I enjoyed it a lot with a couple of friends. Solo play is fun for a little while but does get repetetive.

Bruh Ghost Recon Wildlands is pure slop, the sloppiest of ubislops I've played, even.

This is indeed the right thread for it then.

[Godjjjita]

Sorry for necroing the thread

no rule against it

Necroing isn't real. Like wdym you can't discuss a topic, because some people chimed in in the past? Bizarre and likely related to the brainlet culture, e.g. Discord

In the golden years of forums, necroing was considered a problem and viewed negatively by the majority.
There was at a time a trend of "gifting" the image of a golden shovel to the necromancer for digging up the topic. It is very silly to have such rules but ir can be annoying not to notice that what you're reading is an old conversation and the necromancer just posted a question that was already answered a few pages ago because he was too lazy to read the **** topic from beginning to end.

[asf]

learn to read post dates

[Tangerine]

The traditional Dunmer practices of ancestor worship are NOT necromancy. Only ignorant outlanders could confuse our sacred practices with the vile sorceries of necromancers.

[rusty_shackleford]

Aren't MMO's the definition of slop? You're just grinding to see numbers go up and to fill the empty void in your soul.

Yea I love playing old MMOs that have like 30 years of content, ****'s great. They should start turning them into coop games

[Tweed]

Aren't MMO's the definition of slop? You're just grinding to see numbers go up and to fill the empty void in your soul.

Yea I love playing old MMOs that have like 30 years of content, ****'s great. They should start turning them into coop games

They tried that with THJ and got sued.

[Tinky Winky]

I enjoyed it a lot with a couple of friends. Solo play is fun for a little while but does get repetetive.

Bruh Ghost Recon Wildlands is pure slop, the sloppiest of ubislops I've played, even.

This is indeed the right thread for it then.

If it was actually fun. This game has some of the worst mission "design" I've ever seen holy ****, nearly as bad as Far Cry 5 in this regard. The difference between Far Cry 3/4 and GRW/Far Cry 5 is basically man-made slop for human gamers vs procedural;y generated slop supervision-ed by blue hairs, playtested by non-gaming influencers and outsourcing thirdworld pajeets.