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logincrash wrote: December 6th, 2025, 19:59
rusty_shackleford wrote: December 6th, 2025, 17:03
need a game like postal 2 but set in japan and dedicated to destroying japanese stuff

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TND wrote: December 6th, 2025, 19:35
My brother bought battlefield 6 on his steam account, so I wanted to try it out and the menu is an absolute catastrophy. It's just a Netflix menu, what happened to UI design in general? It took me 5 minutes just to find conquest so I can play it.
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Roguey wrote: December 6th, 2025, 19:14
Tessera, a mentally ill modder who was pretty e-famous two decades ago, has apparently died and his brother has spent the past few weeks grave dancing on his dead forum http://www.tessmage.com/forum/index.php?board=74.0
I loaded the box of ashes into a bag on my 2009 Harley Low Rider, and I rode them to her place. The box of ashes didn't weigh much, mostly because 135 of Tessera's 140 pounds was his huge bloated ego. Once there, at my mother's house, the package was taken and placed on an upper shelf in a hallway coat closet. Tessera sits there, in the dark, among the dust bunnies and winter hats and gloves. He's been sort of quiet lately and doesn't speak much, for once.
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the UI designers for the latest god of bore did a GDC talk and they claimed to have put over 100 man-years into designing the UI(or something silly) and it looks like this
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Found a pretty cool site with lots of links to free media sites. Not sure if it's been posted here before. I've linked the gaming section but there are many others on the side panel.

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>Myles looks very stereotypically Jewish.
>VA name is David Goldstein (I am not kidding)
>Myles manages things called "Golems"
They are boasting at this point.
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RangerBoo wrote: December 7th, 2025, 06:46

>Myles looks very stereotypically Jewish.
>VA name is David Goldstein (I am not kidding)
>Myles manages things called "Golems"
They are boasting at this point.
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Looks pretty cool in all honesty. Don't know it it's actually good or even complete, but it looks good at first glance. This is how games should strive to look (minor nitpick, Atari/8-bit squares for blood effects - not a fan) and if well designed/programed/tested, be made. Glad to see small companies trying (and maybe suceeding?) to release good games. Hope it's not a bait and switch and you meet a surly niggress in level 2 or something equally woke.

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Irenaeus wrote: December 7th, 2025, 14:37
Looks pretty cool in all honesty. Don't know it it's actually good or even complete, but it looks good at first glance. This is how games should strive to look (minor nitpick, Atari/8-bit squares for blood effects - not a fan) and if well designed/programed/tested, be made. Glad to see small companies trying (and maybe suceeding?) to release good games. Hope it's not a bait and switch and you meet a surly niggress in level 2 or something equally woke.
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The only post on the Steam forum is someone asking if there will be romance...
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Acrux wrote: December 7th, 2025, 22:42
The only post on the Steam forum is someone asking if there will be romance...
you could make a thread here for it
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A question for any of you resident Conanheads. Is it possible to play Conan Exile without enslaving thralls? I can't be ****** having to tame pets. I just wanna explore and build solo.
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logincrash wrote: December 8th, 2025, 09:11
A question for any of you resident Conanheads. Is it possible to play Conan Exile without enslaving thralls? I can't be ****** having to tame pets. I just wanna explore and build solo.
Idk if there's anything you NEED to have thralls for, but they generally just speed up and automate crafting stuff and base ****

They can also be pretty handy as companions to fight alongside you/haul ****, and there's the dancer ******* that remove corruption, which is a health debuff you get from some areas and dungeons n ****

If it's a moral issue of enslaving people, just nab the cannibal ******* from the desert, it's what me and my boyz did, made a proper ****** plantation :whip:
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logincrash wrote: December 8th, 2025, 09:11
A question for any of you resident Conanheads. Is it possible to play Conan Exile without enslaving thralls? I can't be ****** having to tame pets. I just wanna explore and build solo.
Manny V wrote: December 8th, 2025, 10:19
logincrash wrote: December 8th, 2025, 09:11
A question for any of you resident Conanheads. Is it possible to play Conan Exile without enslaving thralls? I can't be ****** having to tame pets. I just wanna explore and build solo.
Idk if there's anything you NEED to have thralls for, but they generally just speed up and automate crafting stuff and base ****

They can also be pretty handy as companions to fight alongside you/haul ****, and there's the dancer ******* that remove corruption, which is a health debuff you get from some areas and dungeons n ****

If it's a moral issue of enslaving people, just nab the cannibal ******* from the desert, it's what me and my boyz did, made a proper ****** plantation :whip:
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negro slave being dragged up my lift by ****, no idea how the game journos let this game go under the radar
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rusty_shackleford wrote: December 8th, 2025, 10:27
logincrash wrote: December 8th, 2025, 09:11
A question for any of you resident Conanheads. Is it possible to play Conan Exile without enslaving thralls? I can't be ****** having to tame pets. I just wanna explore and build solo.
Manny V wrote: December 8th, 2025, 10:19
logincrash wrote: December 8th, 2025, 09:11
A question for any of you resident Conanheads. Is it possible to play Conan Exile without enslaving thralls? I can't be ****** having to tame pets. I just wanna explore and build solo.
Idk if there's anything you NEED to have thralls for, but they generally just speed up and automate crafting stuff and base ****

They can also be pretty handy as companions to fight alongside you/haul ****, and there's the dancer ******* that remove corruption, which is a health debuff you get from some areas and dungeons n ****

If it's a moral issue of enslaving people, just nab the cannibal ******* from the desert, it's what me and my boyz did, made a proper ****** plantation :whip:
my adventures of playing conan exiles where nobody showed up and I played alone
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negro slave being dragged up my lift by ****, no idea how the game journos let this game go under the radar
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I bet none of you was even aware this existed, yes that is a remaster of the first space marine game.

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Wanted to play Dying Light 2. Installed it. Some ******* weird bug where the audio sounds muted like you're underwater. Can't be ****** to do ******* troubleshooting. Uninstalled.
Fine, will replay Dying Light 1. It's better anyway. Installed it. Some ******* weird bug where there's an incredibly distracting shadow on the horizon that moves with your camera. Can't be ****** to do ******* troubleshooting. Uninstalled.
Fine, I'll replay Shadow of Mordor. All I'm looking for is play-and-podcast slop anyway. Installed it. Played for a couple of hours. Tried to launch it again later and Steam does this thing where it tries launching it, says "Synchronizing cloud saves" when my cloud saves are disabled and then exits the game to try again and again and again and again. Can't be ****** to do ******* troubleshooting. Uninstalled.
Pardon my French, but what the **** is going on? I just wanna get my game on, not fiddle with system settings and **** around with .ini files.
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One of Square Enix's shareholders have published a 100 page doc about their complaints with how the company is run. Most of this is stuff we already knew from earlier shareholder reports or deduced ourselves, and also this doc was written from the perspective of a shareholder who ofcourse would love to gut everything, but there are a few interesting tidbits that I haven't seen pointed out before.
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Val the Moofia Boss wrote: December 9th, 2025, 22:18
also this doc was written from the perspective of a shareholder who ofcourse would love to gut everything
Why do you think a shareholder would love to gut everything?
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40% operating margin in MMOs? Insanity
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Doesn't most of their money come from FF14 or something?
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I'd lol if it wasn't sad

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TND wrote: December 9th, 2025, 21:20
I bet none of you was even aware this existed, yes that is a remaster of the first space marine game.

I was aware and I wish I wasn't. It's a cash grab riding on the coattails of SM2, though judging based off of the feedback, it didn't do so hot. Thankfully they didn't delist the original.

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Stack of Turtles wrote: December 9th, 2025, 22:20
Val the Moofia Boss wrote: December 9th, 2025, 22:18
also this doc was written from the perspective of a shareholder who ofcourse would love to gut everything
Why do you think a shareholder would love to gut everything?
They would want to cut costs as much as possible to get the most amount of ROI. It seems there is an insinuation that he wants the marketing staff in Tokyo and LA to get laid off and for the market department to be rehired elsewhere in areas with lower cost of living, but he doesn't specify where or who these people would be or how good they would be. There are also a few headscratching points, such as wanting Square to get into doing arcade cabinets. Konami has a big pachinko business but I don't think that means every videogame company has to get into that too. I have also seen some questions about the creator of the slides and what his agenda might be.

rusty_shackleford wrote: December 9th, 2025, 22:24
Doesn't most of their money come from FF14 or something?
Yes. FF11 singlehandedly kept Square Enix afloat in the 2000s and early 2010s when Square wasn't pumping much else of worth out, and then FF14 took over that role in the mid 2010s. A common joke is that most of that money is not reinvested back into making FF14 better but is instead used to subsidize all of these other ill fated projects that flop or are cancelled.
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Val the Moofia Boss wrote: December 9th, 2025, 22:29
Stack of Turtles wrote: December 9th, 2025, 22:20
Val the Moofia Boss wrote: December 9th, 2025, 22:18
also this doc was written from the perspective of a shareholder who ofcourse would love to gut everything
Why do you think a shareholder would love to gut everything?
They would want to cut costs as much as possible to get the most amount of ROI. It seems there is an insinuation that he wants the marketing staff in Tokyo and LA to get laid off and for the market department to be rehired elsewhere in areas with lower cost of living, but he doesn't specify where or who these people would be or how good they would be. There are also a few headscratching points, such as wanting Square to get into doing arcade cabinets. Konami has a big pachinko business but I don't think that means every videogame company has to get into that too. I have also seen some questions about the creator of the slides and what his agenda might be.
Most shareholders don't actually want this, though. Generally, shareholders want to make money by growing the company, although not all of them know very well how to do it. "Cutting costs as much as possible" is something you do when a company's already tanking as a last-ditch effort. When I buy shares in a company, I intend for it to grow and pay me dividends, and I vote my proxy according to what I think will benefit the company most.
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FF11 regularly hits max server load and they undid sunsetting it iirc, would be a great time to modernize it for PC controls if they weren't ********
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rusty_shackleford wrote: December 9th, 2025, 22:38
FF11 regularly hits max server load and they undid sunsetting it iirc, would be a great time to modernize it for PC controls if they weren't ********
2 months ago
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Then again, SE touching it would probably just ruin it. A lot of these side projects ignored by big publishers tend to get ****** when the publisher notices it's doing well under new leadership and/or hands-off. :pipe-thinking:
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Stack of Turtles wrote: December 9th, 2025, 22:20
Val the Moofia Boss wrote: December 9th, 2025, 22:18
also this doc was written from the perspective of a shareholder who ofcourse would love to gut everything
Why do you think a shareholder would love to gut everything?
Too much listening to reddit types who don't understand investment.
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Acrux wrote: December 9th, 2025, 22:58
Stack of Turtles wrote: December 9th, 2025, 22:20
Val the Moofia Boss wrote: December 9th, 2025, 22:18
also this doc was written from the perspective of a shareholder who ofcourse would love to gut everything
Why do you think a shareholder would love to gut everything?
Too much listening to reddit types who don't understand investment.
It's depressing :sad:
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