Legend Bowl LP - Season 1 *Complete*

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*** [ ! ] TEAM NEWS [ ! ] ***

The RPGHQ Shitposters would like to wish our Right Guard # 71 @Tweed " The Kobold " A HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

He's been helping to open lanes; sacrificing his body to make blocks for our runners and keeping our quarterback protected.

We hope to bring him home some GOLD this season.

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- - - HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUDDY, KEEP THOSE BLOCKS COMING! - - -

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[ LBL INSIDER ]

With the 2025-2026 LBL Pre Season at it's end and Week 1 started, the RPGHQ Shitposters have certainly turned some heads... and stomachs. Their on field antics right out of the gate in game 1 against The Houston Mustangs was akin to some B-Movie college hazing scene with one of the longest 1st quarters on record with over almost two dozen stoppages and double digit penalties handed out for both teams. One would think after tuning in shortly, following the kick off and perhaps not being a football fan, that these two teams have had a long history with each other with the amount of shenanigans and scuffles that took place. This was their first ever meeting.

It wouldn't be wrong to say that it was exciting to watch, bringing in viewers and garnering new fans to either team, but is this what the League is really going to put up with? Multiple reports from The Houston Mustang players were made claiming the RPGHQ Shitposters spewed repeated racial slurs, cheap shots and even a case of spitting which all went unheard and unseen as the players were not mic'd up during this first game and many scuffles took place while players were down low in lock-ups and blocking so cameras could not catch any of these allegations. The Houston Mustangs being an established team, a Championship contending one at that, are we to simply not believe their claims after everything else we all could see? And on top of that there's the Shitposter QB Kalzone "The Bomber" who has had two outbursts following Game 2 against the Detroit Cougars and Game 3 after narrowly beating the Las Vegas Gunners at home after another impressive pre-game opening. Do we still doubt the Houston player claims now?

Several fines were handed out to the team for Kalzone "The Bomber" 's explicit outbursts among others following Game 1 against Houston for extended physical altercations, yet that doesn't seem to bother the RPGHQ Shitposters organization nor their Head Coach; Classix, who even after stopping his QB's Game 3 freak out made no formal apology or offered any words or social media responses to countless comments from people online calling him out to speak for his team and their actions. And these outbursts were made after wins. This is not the NFL as we all know. There are personalities on many teams that always seem to make the headlines for a number of things from extra-marital affairs to partying and drug charges but nothing like what we've seen the last 3 weeks with this team. This league is more lenient, we know. But how lenient are they going to be with the hatred and racially offensive language? Yeah it gets censored and bleeped but people know what is being said. Despite this team being what some would call 'brutes' or 'undisciplined savages' the viewership numbers don't lie.

After Game 1 in Houston, the following two games for RPGHQ saw increased numbers on both following games. What does this say about the fan base? We're tuning in now in higher numbers and more often to watch and wait for the post-game lash-outs, many of which have gone viral and hit millions of views within hours to boot? What kind of tiyrade are we going to see after a loss? One thing is for sure though, the Shitposter's especially their QB Kalzone "The Bomber" stick up for their own guys, and fiercly at that. Injuries to OLB Lore Gamer and HB Vergil "The Vampire" did not 'sit well' with the team, to say the very least and seemed to energize them, so much so that they fought all the more harder as time went on instead of waning down with fatigue-settled gameplay kicking in near the final two quarters. Many players across the league have shared their opinions on the team and on the matches, including expressing disgust with the LBL for not handing out further punishments such as suspensions, there's too many to list.

Is this team a younger man's team? The newer generations 'Champion' or 'Heroes' to follow that challenge the norms of acceptable guidelines of behavior, or just some grand spectacle meant for shock and awe only to die out after a few months when the next 'big thing' is all the talk? Only time will tell as the saying goes, but the buzz around the RPGHQ Shitposters is quite visible. Jersey sales and general team apparel saw a surge of sales following Game 2 against the Cougars and shot up, even in Las Vegas after Game 3's narrow victory. With Game 1 of the regular season looming, a rematch with the Houston Mustangs, a lot of eyes are on the Shitposters, fans, detractors and upcoming opponents alike.

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Hold LBL Insider/Comments still, going to post a follow up as well.

[Nemesis]

Can you include a stats table to see how our characters are doing throughout the season?

[Classix]

Yes I can, as we get Facilities unlocked with cash from Wins and Losses, they provide bonuses to certain stats depending on what we get 'built'. I'm thinking I'll set up votes for the week before next game so people can select what they want to be built from what's available. I'll post boosts and notable increases as we go.

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@Nemesis

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[ LBL Insider ]

Ahead of Monday's game, Coach Classix sat down with press finally to make an end of pre-season statement and answer questions after the teams' early Saturday morning practice.

He takes a seat at the table adjusts the mic, as everyone settles in and takes their seats. Cameras, phones and voice recorders are prepared with notepads and pens held at the ready.
a few technician staff and sound guys make some final adjustments to cords and lighting positions. Coach Classix goes over a few notes in front of him as the doors close and the sessions starts.

Announcer: We will now take the first question for Coach Classix over here at the front.

Reporter 1: Coach, good morning. uhh my question for you is: Can we get a response finally from you regarding the allegations from other players regarding the verbal...altercations and slurs that have been reported by the players of the teams you've faced so far?

Coach Classix: You want me to respond to 'mind games' and verbal tactics used to throw off opposing teams?

Reporter 1: Well, yes I mean... it's more than just 'mind games' wouldn't you say when it's hateful... to that degree?

Coach Classix: First of all, none of these claims were caught by any official, this is already known. Where's the proof of..-

Reporter: What reason would they have to lie?

Coach Classix: They're pi*sy about the loss to Tampa last year for the Legend Bowl. Then they get beat by an expansion team who remind them they are grown men.... They're all grown men out there. I don't know if you know what goes on during games in all leagues and sports. Things are said about people's wives... sick family members... about legal cases, attractive spouses, siblings... even people's kids. Some vile sh*t is said out there on courts and fields. Maybe some of it is meaningful, or maybe it's just to break an opponents focus. This happens all the time. You think the guys are out there congratulating the other team for making good blocks or nice plays? That may happen sometimes yeah, amongst friends or former roommates and college buddies. My boys here are not your friends or wish to be. You wear a different jersey and.. line up on the other side under some other banner or...logo. You're the enemy. You want pleasantries and courtly like behavior? Go watch Tennis or 'competitive table setting'. Something else.

Reporter 1: So are you condoning what may have been said then?

Coach Classix: I'm condoning the 'mind games' of it all. If you can't handle some mean words, scowls or...f*ckin... angry eye brows from your opponent then take up knitting or go start a 'career' on social media somewhere. That answer your question?

Reporter 1: ( laughs ) I mean...it's..-

Coach Classix: What's your name by the way? You didn't state it.

Reporter 1: Gavin.

Coach Classix: Good to know, next question.

Announcer: Next question over here, sir... *points out reporter* on the left.

Coach Classix: --before you ask your question, don't say "good morning" if you're going to follow it up with any c*nty bullsh*t or giggling. Go ahead.

Reporter 2: *Smiles*, Darrin sir. I will say good morning coach. My question for you is, after the last three games, how do you feel about the team personally so far? As in...from a non Coach point of view if you could?

Coach Classix: Exactly what others are thinking or have said already; they're mean m***** ******s. They aren't afraid to light you up or tell you 'how it is' or speak their mind. I enjoy the energy. I wouldn't have it any other way. I'd rather coach 'berserkers' than 'fencers'... if that makes sense. They aren't the type to attend some 'black-tie' or 'pinky raised' party. They're real guys. Real warriors. Kind of a dying breed.

Reporter Darrin: *nods* Fair enough.

Announcer: Next question... back right Coach, gentleman in the hat.

Reporter 3: Morning Coach, J.P sir. Regarding the injuries to Tico, Gamer and Vergil, what's their status for game one?

Coach Classix: Yeah, I have to make an injury update as is the rules for injuries. We were going to clear CB Atlan Tico yesterday for full practice today but the elbow was still bothering him, but he's looking good for practice possibly tomorrow. OLB Lore Gamer will not be playing Monday for game one. Ankle is just not game worthy yet. Red Seven will be taking over with Rand "The Shade" as primary. HB Vergil "The Vampire" will also be sitting it out.

Reporter J.P: How serious is it though? Can we expect to see him game two or..?

Coach Classix: He's just not game ready yet. He's not happy about it, and neither is anyone else here but the range of motion and comfortability just isn't there. So we can't clear him to dress. Boon Taker will be taking over primary duty for his spot for now with Bing Lim as secondary.

Announcer: Last one Coach, back center there, gray blazer.

Reporter 4: Jim, Coach. Regarding the post game for game three and your QB's comments... you had to cut him off after what some would call 'serious' comments, can you..-

Coach Classix: The guy is passionate. Alright?. He's the nucleus of the guys on the field. He wants to win, like anyone else. I stopped him... because I don't want him getting suspended for off-field words. The league has been lenient yes during this pre-season, with not handing out anything else to anyone as they want to get more hype to the league and increase the viewers. I was advised already to 'tone down' by a few people as the lenience will only last so long *shrugs*....I know how people generally feel about what he's said. It will only go so far I know, but he is who he is. He didn't like the injuries which in our opinion were targeted with 'intent to injure'. I stand by his passion and his will to win. A lot worse gets said and goes unreported or recorded as mentioned before. He's ready for every **** game and doesn't give up. That's all for now, I have to get back to the boys as practice is done. Thank you and see you Monday.

The conference is concluded with Coach Classix getting up and leaving through the double doors to his back right. He smacks the team logo on the door on his way out.

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*** SEASON 1: GAME 1 ***

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Monday, Sept 8th

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*** KICK OFF IN 40 MINS ***

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[ PRE KICK OFF ]

* Missing in action tonight *:

OLB Lore Gamer ( High Ankle Sprain )
HB Vergil "The Vampire" ( Bruised Hip )

* Returning to Lineup *:

CB Atlan Tico

Field conditions are dry. Low humidity. Evening game. Little to no wind. Rain: None.
Lights are dimmed. Music starts...



The announcer states over the speakers: RPGHQ.... ARE...YOU...READYYYYYYY!?

The crowd is excited and loud, a lot of Shitposter jersey's are present with some Mustang sections higher up in the upper rows, a lot of fans in the seats, but not quite sold out. There are scattered signs held up. A few notable ones are caught by panning cameras:

" DROPPIN' BOMBS ON'EM! ", " WORTH THE SQUEEZE ", " HATER'S GONNA HATE ", " I LOVE YOU FIN! " " BUTTLOVER 3000 ( with an arrow pointing down ) and even a " MARRY ME VERGIL! " ( wtf lol )

QB Kalzone "The Bomber" comes out leading the team this time with the offensive linesmen in front in a wall of 2 rows and the defensive linesmen behind him in 3 rows.
QB Tanner Stewart Comes out in our spear/arrow formation from game 1 of the pre-season.

Player introductions and numbers for the Shitposters are made as the lights flash off and on in the stadium, in a slow strobe like effect.
The boys are not too happy with the Mustangs' display and the chirping starts from across the field already amongst the crowd noise and music.
The teams line up and remove helmets for the national anthem, a lot of stare downs across at each other take place as some players stand at attention for the anthem but facing each other from across the field.





The boys strap the helmets on, as fingers are pointing across the field at each other with QB Kalzone "The Bomber" and QB Tanner Stewart walking to center field for the coin toss.
Both QB's stare each other down, no words exchanged.

Mustang's being the away team this time get to call.

QB Tanner Stewart calls: 'Tails' like Kal did in game 1.

Coin lands on 'tails' ( ffs )

Houston Mustangs receive the ball to start off game one of the RPGHQ Shitposter's 2025 Season

White Shark, let's out a "YEEHAW!" and runs up for a nice deep kick to start us off.

( Will post a.s.a.p )

[Jordy]

**** em up shitposters!

[Classix]

**** em up shitposters!

1st quarter done, thanks for the love brother. Also........ something I ordered for this LP arrived early. Will post it soon.

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Half time... taking a break to eat. game is nicely alt-tab friendly.

I got a hold of some team merch to show off. Had to get me one of these. Rockin' it right now. Maybe I'll get it signed one day, Big fan.

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[Classix]

Game completed, will post write up when I can.

ALSO...

The RPGHQ Shitposters would like to recognize one of our biggest fans @DagothGeas5 . She's been here for every game.

We are hereby granting her season tickets. One seat, direct middle behind the RPGHQ Shitposters bench in the stands so she can cheer the boys on and FIRE THEM UP! and 1 seat at any and all opposing teams middle stand bench area so she can walk freely between seats and talk **** to the opposing teams whenever she feels like. LIGHT'EM UP! NO MERCY! WOOOOO!

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Every game is ....

** EDIT, busy week again, Monday and Tuesdays are delivery days so I'm slacking again with the write up, should be posted today after work ( Thursday Sept 11th ) **

[DagothGeas5]

Then I'd like to make use of the oportunity to be closest to the opposing team and "very innocently" undermine their confidence with shouting comments about anything I might notice as our team is already blasting them from the front, don't mind doing some infiltration Something akin to commenting on something that seems unrelated but that will, instead, mess the players that will recognize my words by being mentioned. If I ever get "discovered", I'll start reiterating the words of QB Kalzone's Insider interviews. If I will be allowed to move about, I will switch around as needed and give support to the team if confidence is low at any point for any reason
Little side note, I used to sing Opera and can have my voice travel very far and have been in places where I would shout above the crowd. They cannot escape by jeers veiled as support!

[Jordy]

Then I'd like to make use of the oportunity to be closest to the opposing team and "very innocently" undermine their confidence with shouting comments about anything I might notice as our team is already blasting them from the front, don't mind doing some infiltration Something akin to commenting on something that seems unrelated but that will, instead, mess the players that will recognize my words by being mentioned. If I ever get "discovered", I'll start reiterating the words of QB Kalzone's Insider interviews. If I will be allowed to move about, I will switch around as needed and give support to the team if confidence is low at any point for any reason
Little side note, I used to sing Opera and can have my voice travel very far and have been in places where I would shout above the crowd. They cannot escape by jeers veiled as support!

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*** [ Season 1 - Game 1 vs Houston Mustangs ] ***

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After a nice White Shark Kick, the Houston Mustangs get it to their 36 yl. The boys are eager to get to the scrimage line as words are exchanged and some face mask to face mask re-introductions are made. Play stoppages right off the bat. Refs warn both sides to line up and stop the ******** and get the first play going. Crowd can't hear this but they disagree, they are loud as every play is started and stopped with whistles going off trying to separate the players to get lined back up.

Houston pushed up to their 36 eventually but we hold them at their 36 yl and the crowd erupts as they have to punt it off back to us. They couldn't get anything going. Rienen "The Ursus" coming up big with some tackles to keep them going nowhere.

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Element "The Watchman" catches it deep even with his broken finger in a splint and taped up and Oyster Sauce on the next play gets us to our 21 yl. Stacko Turtles make a nice catch and run to get us to our 33 yl but they are able to hold us and we are forced to kick it back. A few possession exchanges happen as we're locked in to a 'get nothing down for the first few mins', the chirping still hot.

We get locked at out 33 yl yet again and are forced to get rid of it. Houston pours on the aggressive push as able to just squeek out 1st downs to keep the possession alive and they get to our 15 yl, then the 8 with a first down again at our 3 yl...

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They make a few nasty pushes to the outside but on their 4th down they are able to get it in and dive for a TOUCHDOWN with the extra point kick, good for 7-0 Mustangs...The player makes a 'spear throwing' motion to the crowd for his 'celly'.

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They kick it off back to us and it's our turn to try and tie it up...

We are able to push up to our 31 on some nice plays by Stacko Turtles but we are held firm and are forced to punt it off. Mustangs putting up a good fight again.

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Mustang's get it back and are able to push up to our 38 yl. Their drive to our 38 is capped off with another play stoppage as Thulsa Doomer gets in a face off with a Mustang player after a rushing play, with a shove to his chest and ripping off Thulsa Doomer's helmet attached mouth guard, Thulsa throwing his hands up to the ref "Wtf..?" the Mustang shoves again and swings take place as a dust up kicks off amongst everyone on the field. It takes several minutes and some penalties handed out to finally get it sorted. The Mustang player is ejected from the game, along with States Man after he threw a barrage at the players side/back neck area.

After the penalties and ejections are announced, the Mustang's go for a safe FG at our 38 but it falls just short! Still at 7-0.

Mustang's kick it back to us and we are able to push it up to our 42 yl. They lock us down yet again and we have to punt it off.

They can't get out of our 30 yl but on a 4th down they are able to kick a FG in for 10-0...

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The quarter ends with us down 10-0 as we hold it on our 47 yl after a nice Bing Lim return...

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The 2nd Quarter starts off with us on our 47 yl. Kalzone "The Bomber" goes for a long bomb up center to the left but it's swatted down and juggled and we can't capitalize on it and kick it off back to them near mid field. Wndrbr Boots' deep kick is returned and brought to the Houston 14 where they push up to their 26 yl on a 1st down after almost having to punt it back off to us deep in their zone. Manny von Carstein gets a sack on QB Tanner Stewart the following play and a brief scuffle happens as they push him away after getting up, not allowing him to potentially stand over QB Tanner Stewart to gloat on him.

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QB Tanner Stewart gets the team settled down again as he opts for a quick toss up right near the out of bounds line but Red Seven had eyes on that one and picks it off for an INTERCEPTION and he gets it to the Houston 19 yl!

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Crowd erupts as we're in prime range for a TD rush now. Red Seven holds up one of the 'guns' for a flex in the face of the Receiver who was the intended target and this causes another shoving match but we settle the boys down yelling from the sidelines to stop it as we don't want to take any penalty flags and get pushed further back. Boon Taker makes a nice run to the outside right on a hand off and hurdles over a diving blocker before going down at the Houston 12 yl. Oyster Sauce follows up with a rushing dive after double coverage to just get us the 1st down at the Houston 9 yl.

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Kalzone "The Bomber" spots Cipher "The Maverick" just over the scrimmage line after the snap as he's wide open up center, slipping past his defender. Kalzone "The Bomber" hops up and fires one quick to Cipher "The Maverick" and he takes it into the endzone unbothered for a TOUCHDOWN! The extra point is good and it's 10-7!

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Kicking it off back to the Mustang's, they get up to their 38 yl. CB Atlan Tico, making some nice pass disruptions and swat downs, feeling good after coming back from some elbow issues, he shows the elbow is just fine now.

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They push up though, to our 48 yl, hitting the 5:00 mark left to go, and again to our 33. We hold them there with some good QB pressure, and they go for a FG on 4th down... but it goes just wide right and it's NO GOOD! Still 10-7, we take over on our 33 yl on downs. Crowd gets louder as our Offense comes back out. Tanner "The Juice" makes a nice run up to the right on the first play for 8 yards. On the next play a fake is made left and it's handed off to Boon Taker who finds a seem up through center and turns on the jets, channeling some Vergil "The Vampire" energy all the way down field pursued closely by two Mustangs for a 59 YARD TOUCHDOWN! The extra point is good and it's 14-10 HQ!

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After kicking it back, the boys keep them held at their 30 yl. Bertrum Tung making a nice swat forcing the 4th down for them and with the crowd still buzzing from that go ahead sprint, they are forced to kick it back as they can't get anything going.

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We get it up field on a nice kick return by Element "The Watchman" to past the Houston 50 and a nice catch and run by Ninety Eight. Crowd is still noisy as we've got the momentum now and the guys can feel it. Kalzone "The Bomber" lines up a toss fake while looking over left but pivots and finds Fin Arfin up long right where he makes a clean catch and rides the out of bounds line up the field for another TOUCHDOWN! FG IS GOOD AGAIN AND IT'S 21-10 HQ!

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We boot it off back as the crowd is on their feet still, enjoying this 2nd Quarter comeback. After Houston catches it and gets to their 48 yl. They call Timeout. Crowd is still electric and fires up when the timeout is called, The Mustang's looking frustrated and deflated. After the players line back up, the following rushing play goes nowhere for no yards gained, and a toss is bobbled putting them on 3rd down. QB Tanner Stewart avoids a near sack and gets rid of it up field to a player he thinks is open instead of just out-of-bounds'ing it and it's INTERCEPTED BY NATHANIEL SAXTON! HOOOOOOLY **** IT'S FALLING APART FOR HOUSTON. Crowd is absolutely deafening, it's a beauty to hear. The Boys are all smiles and making 'throat-cut/ it's over' gestures as the Defense and Offense on both teams switch off again. Nathaniel Saxton heads back to the sidelines to hugs and some love from the boys as Kalzone "The Bomber" gets some helmet taps and smacks on the back to get him up after only a short rest. He doesn't mind one fuckin bit. I tell the boys going out to keep the ******** to a minimum as Houston might up the shenanigans now to try and stifle the momentum and beat us at our own game to throw us off.

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It's hard for Kalzone "The Bomber" and the boys to hear each other but we make a push up field with Bing Lim making a nice long catch getting us to the Houston 19 as another TD seems to be looming! The boys on the side line are ansy and flexing some balled fists and bouncing with energy: "LET'S FUCKIN GO! ", some of the boys walking around looking at the crowd motioning their arms up and down to get them even louder with hands to their helmet and ear area in a "I can't hear you!" gesture.

We're held at the 19 for a couple plays but we're determined to get in and not settle for a FG, we can smell the endzone...

Oyster Sauce fakes a grab from Kalzone "The Bomber" running left, hands tucked in to fool, and Kal sees Boon Taker just up center right briefly juking to make an opening from his defender and Kal let's it fly. Boon Taker catches it almost letting it slip out for a moment, turning 180 and running it in FOR A TOUCHDOWN! FG IS GOOD AND IT'S 28-10! WOOOOOOOO!

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After getting the kick back, Houston is able to bring it up to their 41 but getting stopped yet again as the hype-train is still chugging and they run out time during a 4th down so they have to kick off to us to start the 3rd...


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The boys come out still riding the high from that 2nd Quarter assault and get set up for a Houston kick off. We receive the deep kick to start the 3rd but get held up as Houston is not out of it yet... There's a few possession changes as we trade the familiar defensive 'go nowhere's'... inside our 30 yl on one of the possessions, Houston gets off an INTERCEPTION, pushing up to our 24 yl...

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They get held up there for 2 plays and QB Tanner Stewart makes a toss the following play but T.K Viency has target lock on this one and the ball juggles a couple times from the Mustang Receiver's hands and then to his but he SNAGS IT OUT OF THE AIR FOR ANOTHER HQ INTERCEPTION ON OUR 21 YL! FUCKIN WILD!

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Stadium is drowned out again with noise as we switch up Offense and Defense at our 21 yl. We get pushed back though with Kalzone "The Bomber" getting rushed to push us back to our 11yl... we punt it off and get rid of it on 4th down as we can't ride the excitement this time. Houston is able to get off a FG on one of their possessions to make it 13-28 HQ and we take a 'Safety' ( 2 pts ) as Kal is pressured and we can't make it out of our 8 yl on a couple possession changes later to make it 15-28 HQ.

The quarter ends with us able to make it to the Houston 12 and sending up a FG that's good for 3 pts, making it 31-15 HQ. T.K Viency finishes off the quarter with some nice stats going into the 4th Quarter.

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Starting the 4th off after we get it kicked to us, we are able to push up with some nice runs by Boon Taker yet again but ultimately have to send it back as we can't get anything going.

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Houston is able to muscle it up field amongst a couple play stoppages due to a couple dustups and scrimmage dustups. They are able to get one in on a rushing play up center with the extra point good for 22-39 HQ...

A few possession plays later we make it to the Houston 45 yl, and the 33 on a nice 1st down run in by Tanner "The Juice". Kalzone "The Bomber" finds Fin Arfin once again up right hugging the outside line and cutting in as he snatches it out of the air and brings it in for another TOUCHDOWN! We go for a 2pt play to rub it in and it's GOOD TO MAKE IT 39-22 HQ!

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It seems all but over now at this point, as the crowd is noisy for the rest of the game and after every tackle. With 2:24 to go... another INTERCEPTION is made by Nathaniel Saxton at our 20 yl!.... We make some safe plays and Kal runs the clock down as much as he can every play, we're not engaging any Mustang players or making risky plays for extra points to get any injuries and it comes to an end with HQ winning Game 1 of the Regular Season 39-22!

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MVP of the game was Boon Taker, he stepped up to fill Vergil "The Vampire" 's shoes and we snag 1-0 to start. Was expecting a Defensive battle like the first game but it opened up big. Not surprised though as this game you can score next to nothing and have it be a slow, muddy drag or it can get wild and make for some nice back and forth. I'll take it. 1-0 BOYS!

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Apologies again for the delays... busy time of year and Monday/Tuesday are delivery days. I think I'm going to play a game or 2 ahead of time so I can post more promptly when it's game day as I don't want this to be a constant wait. Will post follow ups soon.

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*** [ LEAGUE NEWS ] ***
WEEK 1 RESULTS

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Atlanta Beasts: 23 - 30 Minnesota Razortails ~~~ Indianapolis Racers: 20 - 21 San Diego Kraken

Baltimore Stars: 23 - 17 to Miami Sharks ~~~ Kansas City Coyotes: 27 - 17 Jacksonville Storm

Buffalo Steel: 19 - 36 New York Empire ~~~ L.A Waves: 17 - 14 Michigan Cardinals

Carolina Reapers: 6 - 24 Seattle Emeralds ~~~ New York Metros: 21 - 33 Dallas Rangers

Denver Kodiaks: 19 - 27 Las Vegas Gunners ~~~ Pittsburgh Titans: 18 - 34 New England Ravens

Detroit Cougars: 21 - 24 Arizona Scorpions ~~~ San Francisco Miners: 13 - 37 Tampa Bay Corsairs [ Champs ]

Greenbay Beavers: 24 - 30 Chicago Blues ~~~ Tennessee Kings: 26 - 33 Cleveland Bulls

Houston Mustangs: 22 - 39 HQ Shitposters ~~~ Washington Eagles: 27 - 20 Philadelphia Liberty

[Rumbles]

I have done absolute nothing so far. Elite paycheck stealer

[Jordy]

The remark about Manny V

[Classix]

I have done absolute nothing so far. Elite paycheck stealer

You were averaging 2 tackles a game including the preseason. You had 2 in every preseason game. I just checked the League stats now and you had 1 for Game 1 of the regular season. I'm sure you're just having a laugh lol but I'll explain the 'mentions' a bit just to clear things up.

Let's say on a passing play for example, there's 3 possibilities:

1) I get a highlight 'block' for the QB who tossed it whether it gets caught or not.
2) I get a highlight 'block' for the intended Receiver whether he catches it or not.
3) I get a highlight 'block' for the "swatter" who batted it down and stopped it from happening.

I can only report what it gives me. I have player names turned on so I can see and make physical/mental notes when I do writeups of who I've seen doing what and then try to creatively write out the scene and make it interesting or 'give it life' for the sake of story. I haven't gotten one yet for lots of players but you are out there putting in work I assure you. The game unfortunately does not appear to keep track of a 'swatting' or 'pass interruption' stat. Same goes for Gerey and the boys on Defense. They won't get many highlight 'blocks' for holding their ground to let @Kalzone "The Bomber" make his throws but they should right? They should be getting highlight 'blocks' for **** near every other play that they lock the opposing players up and buy Kal some nice time to pick a target. I can only go with what it gives me for posting or to "show off" wise. Lot of players to keep track of so hopefully I get some nice mentions for you and others going forward because you guys on safety have smacked down a good number of potential pass completions but it will display a mention for the QB not connecting or the receiver not being able to catch it. Seems to be more leaned towards the failures rather than the good work by the 'swatter'.

[Classix]

The remark about Manny V

Yeah they have good highlight 'block' comments in there, that's one of my favorites. I wish the game allowed you to customize the comments for various situations to display just for some added personal flavor.

[J1M]

This went on sale today. 60% off.

[Classix]

[ LBL INSIDER ]

Following game 1 of their inaugural season, Coach Classix of the RPGHQ Shitposters was asked to make a statement regarding their (2nd win, 1st official) over the Houston Mustangs.

Coach Classix: " How was that for a game 1 huh? What a game... The fans got their money worth on that one. We came out swinging as I said we would. We were down early, but I'll give Houston credit for keeping the intensity up and keeping us on our toes. They didn't back down from the rough stuff. I was expecting them to come out firing right off the bat after that pre-season game we had with them. They put up a good fight but our boys like being the underdogs... and being down. Wasn't meant to be.

Boon Taker really stepped up for us on this one to fill in for Vergil "The Vampire", he worked his guts out. To get '1' up there officially feels amazing. It's only the first game but it was exciting and we loved every minute of it. We won't see Houston until possibly playoff time but that will give them something to think about. I'm proud of what the boys pulled off here at our first game of the season at Home. I can tell you this... we're going to try as hard as we can to make it all the way, like any team right? We want to get to that Championship game... and claim it. But we're not going to focus on end of season right now. The boys are riding the high of that first win and they deserve it. We'll focus on the next game, and the next and so on. We'll worry about Playoff time when we get to it. We're heading out west for game 2 and we're going to focus on that. 1 game at a time. That's all...thank you.

[Classix]

*** [ SEASON 1: Game 2 ] ***
Los Angeles Waves

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[ PRE-GAME REPORT ]

- L.A Waves are 1-0 to start the season, defeating the Michigan Cardinals in a surprising comeback 17-14 with a winning FG kick to seal the victory.
- QB Kermit Converse ( Age: 39, 18 years experience ) has 3 years left on contract with a high skill level as a veteran ( 98 ).
- Unable to clinch a playoff spot last year they are in a rebuild with contract issues and disputes among the Defensive lines primarily.
- We are flying out to L.A tonight for game 2 within the next couple hours.

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[Jordy]

Straight outta jail, out on bail, Kalzone dreaming!

[Classix]

Straight outta jail, out on bail, Kalzone dreaming!

...WELCOME EVERYBODY TO THE WILD, WILD WEST!

[J1M]

If I was only ever going to play one, should I buy Legend Bowl or College Bowl? I assume they are basically the same game, but is version 1 or 2 better?

[Classix]

If I was only ever going to play one, should I buy Legend Bowl or College Bowl? I assume they are basically the same game, but is version 1 or 2 better?

I haven't played 'College Bowl' but I've seen a lot of gameplay of it before starting this LP. I believe there's more teams and some additional options for facilities and some customization options Legend Bowl doesn't have. The highlight 'blocks' are also read out as if they are being spoken in real time with a commentator off to the side that actively moves their mouth instead of it being instantly on screen, so to me that makes it easier in Legend Bowl for scanning it quickly and screen-shotting it. I'd say Legend Bowl should be fine as a simple 'pick up game' as it's not really missing out on some '**** I wish I had that feature here like in College Bowl...'

[Classix]

*** [ Season 1: Game 2 vs The Los Angeles Waves ] ***
KICK OFF IN 60 MINS

[Classix]

[ PRE KICK OFF ]

* Missing in action tonight *:

OLB Lore Gamer ( High Ankle Sprain )
HB Vergil "The Vampire" ( Bruised Hip )

* League Note *:

LDE #44 States Man. Issued League warning for 'excessive physicality'. Ejected Game 1 for 'Unsportsmanlike Conduct'. Next ejection will included a 1 Game suspension. Cumulative for repeated offences.


Field conditions: N/A - Indoor game.


The L.A Waves make their entrance to the field first, lead by QB Kermit Converse. Player numbers and introductions follow as the crowd stands to cheer them in...





QB Kalzone "The Bomber" leads us out in our 'Spear' formation from Pre-Season Game 1. The L.A fans near the entrance and on the sidelines display their usual and expected selves with heavy 'boos' and jeering. Some of the boys put their hands out and make a 'beak' like gesture with their hands opening it up and closing it repeatedly in a 'squawking' motion while others hold their fingers to their mouth area to 'shush it up'.

QB Kermit Converse is captured on camera chatting with some of his players, with shots of Kal and the Shitposters clenching fists and making strikes to their chest or helmet area as both teams settle in for the national anthem.





QB Kalzone "The Bomber" and QB Kermit Converse make their way to center field for the coin toss at the L.A Waves center field logo.

They meet at center near the ref and Kalzone "The Bomber" holds his left hand's index and middle fingers out and down connecting it to his right hand's thumb and index finger which are displying an "L" to make the "LA" hand gesture... he removes his left hand making the "A", leaving only the "L" showing. This gets a chorus of 'boos' from the crowd.

QB Kermit Converse, cracks a smile and shakes his head as Kalzone "The Bomber" looks at the ref to call the toss...

Kal calls 'heads'.

Coin lands on 'tails'. ( 0-5 now lol... )

The L.A Waves will receive the ball to start the game.

The players on both sides line up on the field for the kick off.

White Shark taps his kicking foot, toes first into the turf and nods as he runs in to send it soaring to start the game...