I ******* hate puzzles

[rusty_shackleford]

why can't I just pick a piece up and put it elsewhere???
"UHHH IDK BECAUSE IT VIOLATES THE RULES LMAO LMAO"

low iq ***** ******** that punishes people for actually thinking

[rusty_shackleford]

solving a 36 piece sliding puzzle and I want to kill myself(kms)

[Tweed]

[rusty_shackleford]

hated adventure games so much, stupid ******* PUZZLES
REEEEEEEEEE

[rusty_shackleford]

anyone who enjoys puzzles should be shot

[Tweed]

This kills the Rusty.

[Tweed]

Rusty is the kind of guy who slathers the Towers of Hanoi in omni-gel.

[ThulsaDoomer]

The problem with puzzles especially in adventure games was that the puzzle was designed by a guy high on ketamine and psychedelic's, often using fairy tale logic over actual logic, which to me defeats the whole ******* point of a good puzzle.

[rusty_shackleford]

Rusty is the kind of guy who slathers the Towers of Hanoi in omni-gel.

The kind of person who pulls out his sword and cuts the gordian knot, yes.
"nooo you can't just… treat the puzzle as a problem to be solved!!! stahp it!!!!"

[Tweed]

The problem with puzzles especially in adventure games was that the puzzle was designed by a guy high on ketamine and psychedelic's, often using fairy tale logic over actual logic, which to me defeats the whole ******* point of a good puzzle.

No, you're thinking of Kirkbride when he wrote about penis spears and belly magic.

Adventure game puzzles are made by the guys who are forced to sit around tinkering with them for long periods so that they're the only ones in the office who can solve them. That way they can sell hint books at 24 bucks a shot later on or bilk people on the hint line.

[Tweed]

Adventure games killed adventure games, but I'm sure proliferation of walkthroughs on the world wide web helped make them less profitable.

[rusty_shackleford]

wrote a solver for the puzzle and solved it that way, @Tweed completely eternally btfo by problem solver logic

[Tweed]

wrote a solver for the puzzle and solved it that way, @Tweed completely eternally btfo by problem solver logic

Okay, cheater.

[rusty_shackleford]

wrote a solver for the puzzle and solved it that way, @Tweed completely eternally btfo by problem solver logic

Okay, cheater.

*cuts the gordian knot using his ten-thousand folded blade of nippon steel*
cope

[Tweed]

*cheats*

Okay.

[rusty_shackleford]

*cheats*

Okay.

"n-n-nnooooooo if you actually think outside the box you're… CHEATING!!!!!!!!!!!!"
not my fault you hate people who think for themselves

[ArcaneLurker]

[Tweed]

*cheats*

Okay.

"n-n-nnooooooo if you actually think outside the box you're… CHEATING!!!!!!!!!!!!"
not my fault you hate people who think for themselves

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[rusty_shackleford]

Okay.

"n-n-nnooooooo if you actually think outside the box you're… CHEATING!!!!!!!!!!!!"
not my fault you hate people who think for themselves

the bottom one is right, yes.

[Tweed]

But call him a cheat and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

[rusty_shackleford]

But call him a cheat and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

"solving the puzzle is cheating!!!"
sure, pablo

[Tweed]

But call him a cheat and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

"solving the puzzle is cheating!!!"
sure, pablo

But you didn't though. You cheated.

[rusty_shackleford]

But call him a cheat and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

"solving the puzzle is cheating!!!"
sure, pablo

But you didn't though. You cheated.

mmm, nope, I solved it

[Tweed]

"solving the puzzle is cheating!!!"
sure, pablo

But you didn't though. You cheated.

mmm, nope, I solved it

By cheating.

[rusty_shackleford]

But you didn't though. You cheated.

mmm, nope, I solved it

By cheating.

I solved it on my own

[Tweed]

mmm, nope, I solved it

By cheating.

I solved it on my own

By cheating.

[rusty_shackleford]

By cheating.

I solved it on my own

By cheating.

How did I cheat?

[Tweed]

I solved it on my own

By cheating.

How did I cheat?

By using outside help.

[Tinky Winky]

******* based, rare roosty w. "Puzzles" in games are either:

- Tedious maze crawling where you are forced to tackle the switch/route in exactly the same way the soydevs intend you to.
- Stupid riddle that barely, if ever, makes sense.
- Mini-game that's completely detached from the main gameplay mechanic.
- Artifact hunting, in many cases you can't even tell if something has anything to do with any puzzle or not.
- All the above

**** puzzles

[rusty_shackleford]

By cheating.

How did I cheat?

By using outside help.

But I didn't, I used a tool I made myself?