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VTMB: Bertram's Story

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You want the real story? Not the tired ******** everyone’s been recycling, the rumors, the lies whispered in dark corners. You want the truth.

I’m Bertram Tung.

Not a warrior, or a revolutionary. Just a sneaky son of a ***** who’s seen the darkest corners of this world’s undead underbelly. How long have I been alive? Who knows. Long enough to know that time’s a joke. Decades, maybe a century. Time loses all meaning when you’ve been around this long. Eventually, you stop caring what happens to you. I’m not chasing some grand exit or a final death wish. Just bored. Bored of the same old games, the same dusty arcades and empty bars, and the nights that all bleed into each other.
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So listen up, fledgling. This story starts about twenty years ago. Santa Monica. I was living in that mess. Mortals, freaks, failed actors pretending they had a shot. That place reeked of desperation and cheap weed. Felt like a Tarantino flick with no ending credits.



And yeah, I ****** Jeanette Voerman. That’s part of it too.

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So let's get to it.
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Didn’t wait for the **** head to hit the ground. The crowd was eating it up like dinner theater. LaCroix standing there, smug as ever, pretending he’s got the city by the balls. What a joke.

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LaCroix thinks killing a fledgling in public makes him look powerful.

It made him look scared. He’s losing control.

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I Slipped out before the blood cooled.

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Bertram_Tung wrote: May 28th, 2025, 13:10
And yeah, I ****** Jeanette Voreman. That’s part of it too.
Pffft. The girl is like a village bicycle.
:smug:

Do go on.
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Undead LP.
**** nossies, obfuscating themselves again.
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Post by Bertram_Tung »

I realized there wasn't much else to tell. I kind of just hung around behind the gas station after that. Some annoying fledgling kept coming by to bother me and then he finally left me alone.
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I don't want to be mean.
I'm just stating the facts.
Question is are you going to gargle the truth or swallow?
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I was ****** up when I made this thread. Let it die.
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Post by Oyster Sauce »

Just get ****** up again?
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Bertram_Tung wrote: June 10th, 2025, 07:39
I was ****** up when I made this thread. Let it die.
At this point I think 100% of HQers over 35 have some sort of alcohol problem
I'm just stating the facts.
Question is are you going to gargle the truth or swallow?
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Post by Bertram_Tung »

Vergil wrote: June 10th, 2025, 16:34
Bertram_Tung wrote: June 10th, 2025, 07:39
I was ****** up when I made this thread. Let it die.
At this point I think 100% of HQers over 35 have some sort of alcohol problem
It was bad blood.
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Bertram_Tung wrote: June 10th, 2025, 16:37
Vergil wrote: June 10th, 2025, 16:34
Bertram_Tung wrote: June 10th, 2025, 07:39
I was ****** up when I made this thread. Let it die.
At this point I think 100% of HQers over 35 have some sort of alcohol problem
It was bad blood.
Bugchaser_Tung???
I'm just stating the facts.
Question is are you going to gargle the truth or swallow?
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Post by Bertram_Tung »

Vergil wrote: June 10th, 2025, 16:39
Bertram_Tung wrote: June 10th, 2025, 16:37
Vergil wrote: June 10th, 2025, 16:34

At this point I think 100% of HQers over 35 have some sort of alcohol problem
It was bad blood.
Bugchaser_Tung???
The only gift I'll be giving you is Final Death.

Scram!
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Vergil wrote: June 10th, 2025, 16:34
At this point I think 100% of HQers over 35 have some sort of alcohol problem
My problem is not enough alcohol.
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Bertram_Tung wrote: June 10th, 2025, 16:37
Vergil wrote: June 10th, 2025, 16:34
Bertram_Tung wrote: June 10th, 2025, 07:39
I was ****** up when I made this thread. Let it die.
At this point I think 100% of HQers over 35 have some sort of alcohol problem
It was bad blood.
Oh, it's so sad to think about the good times.
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DemoGraph wrote: May 28th, 2025, 21:25
Bertram_Tung wrote: May 28th, 2025, 13:10
And yeah, I ****** Jeanette Voreman. That’s part of it too.
Pffft. The girl is like a village bicycle.
I can fix her
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TheCumGuzzler wrote: June 10th, 2025, 20:02
DemoGraph wrote: May 28th, 2025, 21:25
Bertram_Tung wrote: May 28th, 2025, 13:10
And yeah, I ****** Jeanette Voreman. That’s part of it too.
Pffft. The girl is like a village bicycle.
I can fix her
Each of us screwdrived her until she squeaked no longer, mate. Then she smoothes the flaked paint and rides out again.
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