They love the idea of Morrowind. I doubt many of them can actually stomach the gameplay.
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Zoomer here, this is true. I played the game for 20 hours just breaking the game not doing any quests because it's not very fun otherwise.logincrash wrote: ↑ April 23rd, 2025, 07:38They love the idea of Morrowind. I doubt many of them can actually stomach the gameplay.
Perfect fodder for a slopmake with the always hit mod pre installed.logincrash wrote: ↑ April 23rd, 2025, 07:38They love the idea of Morrowind. I doubt many of them can actually stomach the gameplay.
I'm just stating the facts.
Question is are you going to gargle the truth or swallow?
Question is are you going to gargle the truth or swallow?
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I'd insult you for being a baby *****, but I tried playing through Gothic 1 for the JAG and it was probably the same experience to you playing through Morrowind.traxtan wrote: ↑ April 23rd, 2025, 07:45Zoomer here, this is true. I played the game for 20 hours just breaking the game not doing any quests because it's not very fun otherwise.logincrash wrote: ↑ April 23rd, 2025, 07:38They love the idea of Morrowind. I doubt many of them can actually stomach the gameplay.
"Oh, it all makes sense now, brother."
Yeah?
That was the default run speed with SPEED stat at 100.
Increase your SPEED stat to 100 and then look at the sprint animation again.
It's almost certainly ludicrous.
Probably has each foot skate 3 feet each touchdown.
Faces have the biggest hit on framerate in Oblivion's original engine.Vergil wrote: ↑ April 23rd, 2025, 04:52New weapon animations aren't bad. The fact the framerate is ******** itself in a small featureless room with no lighting is worrisome tho
I'm assuming the same case here as well.
The difference is this one works correctly and the vanilla Skyrim one has ****** code that breaks down at the first cell transition.
But it's game journalist console ****** helper ******** anyway.
I played Atomfall recently. Somehow I managed without any quest markers on a compass or a map. (Decent game with some flaws. Worth playing.)
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You may as well not bother replying to my posts if it's to argue anything except concrete facts or your personal opinion. I still probably won't see it.
Reject your retarded-wing political programming and learn to think.
If you can.
Reject your retarded-wing political programming and learn to think.
If you can.
Again:
game journalist level console *******
You may as well not bother replying to my posts if it's to argue anything except concrete facts or your personal opinion. I still probably won't see it.
Reject your retarded-wing political programming and learn to think.
If you can.
Reject your retarded-wing political programming and learn to think.
If you can.
Rand wrote: ↑ April 22nd, 2025, 21:27If anyone can find the time and energy who has access to the remastered game, could you please make available the new ESM files.
I assume they're still named as they were, so even just oblivion.esm would be fine on its own.
It should be small enough to host anywhere (though I recommend HQVault here of course) as it should be somewhere about 265 megabytes or so.
Anyway after the years of modding I helped with, I can still directly read and understand the files just using a hex editor (unless the data format was changed too much, we'll see).
I want to see if any of the mistakes we found are still in there, especially the crappy Bethesda quest scripts we all rewrote. Plus also look at the leveled lists and some other stuff.
If anyone can provide these I would appreciate it. Thank you.
I'll check back later.
Thank you kindly good sir!
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You may as well not bother replying to my posts if it's to argue anything except concrete facts or your personal opinion. I still probably won't see it.
Reject your retarded-wing political programming and learn to think.
If you can.
Reject your retarded-wing political programming and learn to think.
If you can.
logincrash wrote: ↑ April 23rd, 2025, 07:38They love the idea of Morrowind. I doubt many of them can actually stomach the gameplay.
traxtan wrote: ↑ April 23rd, 2025, 07:45Zoomer here, this is true. I played the game for 20 hours just breaking the game not doing any quests because it's not very fun otherwise.
I played Gothic for the first time about 10 years ago.logincrash wrote: ↑ April 23rd, 2025, 07:48I'd insult you for being a baby *****, but I tried playing through Gothic 1 for the JAG and it was probably the same experience to you playing through Morrowind.
Fortunately I played many 1990s/2000s games in the 1990s/2000s and so I could easily adapt quickly.
It wasn't super pleasant with the tank-like movement controls, but it wasn't a dealbreaker and the game was worth playing.
You may as well not bother replying to my posts if it's to argue anything except concrete facts or your personal opinion. I still probably won't see it.
Reject your retarded-wing political programming and learn to think.
If you can.
Reject your retarded-wing political programming and learn to think.
If you can.
Try focusing on the main quest only, easier to play this way. You can get more than enough of gold without even doing any side quest actually.traxtan wrote: ↑ April 23rd, 2025, 07:45Zoomer here, this is true. I played the game for 20 hours just breaking the game not doing any quests because it's not very fun otherwise.logincrash wrote: ↑ April 23rd, 2025, 07:38They love the idea of Morrowind. I doubt many of them can actually stomach the gameplay.
Maybe when I get the urge again I'll try that, thanks.Tinky Winky wrote: ↑ April 23rd, 2025, 08:40Try focusing on the main quest only, easier to play this way. You can get more than enough of gold without even doing any side quest actually.traxtan wrote: ↑ April 23rd, 2025, 07:45Zoomer here, this is true. I played the game for 20 hours just breaking the game not doing any quests because it's not very fun otherwise.logincrash wrote: ↑ April 23rd, 2025, 07:38
They love the idea of Morrowind. I doubt many of them can actually stomach the gameplay.
Most of the zoomies around here couldn't handle Gothic and I'm sure all of them are secretly (or not so secretly) playing Oblivislop.
Is this trend of "Body type 1" being a femoid gonna continue? I saw it with baldur's gay 3 first.
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Honestly, the more I look at it the more I dislike the remaster artstyle.
I guess because there is no real artstyle. It's just basic UE5 visuals with some cartoony elements sprinkled on top.
I guess because there is no real artstyle. It's just basic UE5 visuals with some cartoony elements sprinkled on top.
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People like this probably had a hard time with skyrim "puzzles"
Anyone who bought this **** remaster in this forum deserves to be impaled. And those who bought this remaster but not Tainted Grail : The fall of Avalon deserve to be impaled, resurrected, and impaled again.
There are a a couple of parts where Cosades refuses to let you continue the main quest until you're at least level 4/6, so you do have to do some side content.Tinky Winky wrote: ↑ April 23rd, 2025, 08:40Try focusing on the main quest only, easier to play this way. You can get more than enough of gold without even doing any side quest actually.
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Aren't you some hohol dickrider? Stfu and pipe down.WaterMage wrote: ↑ April 23rd, 2025, 11:01Anyone who bought this **** remaster in this forum deserves to be impaled. And those who bought this remaster but not Tainted Grail : The fall of Avalon deserve to be impaled, resurrected, and impaled again.
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Holy crap the boots are still ugly as sin. How did they not update these? No medieval shoes looked like this. No medieval shoes HAVE ANY REASON to look like this.
I didn't know you could rotate the stupid claw, okay?!jebacdrkac wrote: ↑ April 23rd, 2025, 09:30People like this probably had a hard time with skyrim "puzzles"
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It's half a good idea. They need to be crucified. On a truck. Driving over a bumpy road. THEN resurrected and repeat the process.WaterMage wrote: ↑ April 23rd, 2025, 11:01Anyone who bought this **** remaster in this forum deserves to be impaled. And those who bought this remaster but not Tainted Grail : The fall of Avalon deserve to be impaled, resurrected, and impaled again.
https://www.artstation.com/artwork/w6yPlLSniperChris wrote: ↑ April 23rd, 2025, 11:55Holy crap the boots are still ugly as sin. How did they not update these? No medieval shoes looked like this. No medieval shoes HAVE ANY REASON to look like this.

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These look great, much better in fact than what I've seen in the Remake. Especially liking the palace guard.ArcaneLurker wrote: ↑ April 23rd, 2025, 13:06https://www.artstation.com/artwork/w6yPlLSniperChris wrote: ↑ April 23rd, 2025, 11:55Holy crap the boots are still ugly as sin. How did they not update these? No medieval shoes looked like this. No medieval shoes HAVE ANY REASON to look like this.
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I mean yeah, these are redesigns not straight up recreated pieces. The Remaster just makes everything the same but with higher graphical quality.
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