Incredibly trite gaming opinions that are endlessly parroted online

[Unhelpful Contrarian]

"How is having female characters woke? What are you? Gay?"
"Incel"
"Oh no black people exist in a game!"
"Define woke"
"Take your meds"

On the fence with some of those points.

[Unhelpful Contrarian]

"There's no market for [specific genre that made money when market was 10x smaller]"

What we have learned from watching what games become hits is that the market is ********, anyway, as the dumbest **** randomly becomes a smash hit for the most random reasons.

The gaming market is actually pretty predictable on what sells given good amount market audience research and reasonable profit margin expectations .Unfortunately game developers/publishers rarely do both failing spectacularly.

[Norfleet]

The gaming market is actually pretty predictable on what sells given good amount market audience research and reasonable profit margin expectations .Unfortunately game developers/publishers rarely do both failing spectacularly.

Well, in the sense that the typical decently-made game does decently well. But then you get weird **** like Flappy Bird and Vampire Survivors, which is just a ****** Flash game resurrected, becoming smash hits.

[Unhelpful Contrarian]

The gaming market is actually pretty predictable on what sells given good amount market audience research and reasonable profit margin expectations .Unfortunately game developers/publishers rarely do both failing spectacularly.

Well, in the sense that the typical decently-made game does decently well. But then you get weird **** like Flappy Bird and Vampire Survivors, which is just a ****** Flash game resurrected, becoming smash hits.

You have to remember for every smash hit of flappy bird or Vampire Survivors there are 1,000 other games that released and never make a dime. New outlet like to give the success stories but not the bottomless pits of failures being put out daily by game devs.

[Norfleet]

Yes, well, that's because ****** things failing isn't unexpected.

[methoxetamine]

"BG3 isn't woke because you can kill the ******* and ****"

Wrong. BG3 is a ***** game at it's very core

[Vergil]

"You shouldn't be able to rape a ****** until they explode into a million bloody chunks in your game"

[Norfleet]

"You shouldn't be able to rape a ****** until they explode into a million bloody chunks in your game"

Is that even physically possible? Is there a game that lets you rape ANYTHING until that happens?

[Vergil]

"You shouldn't be able to rape a ****** until they explode into a million bloody chunks in your game"

Is that even physically possible? Is there a game that lets you rape ANYTHING until that happens?

Give me your black wife's number and we'll find out.

[Norfleet]

Give me your black wife's number and we'll find out.

As amusing as the resulting outcome would be, we're not phonetards here, so we don't have "numbers".

[DrSneed]

"Really ****** game that was **** on for being ****" is better than you remember!

every elder scrolls game

[Boulder Gains]

"You're just blinded by nostalgia."

"You went in wanting to hate it."

[Tweed]

"You went in wanting to hate it."

Yes.

[Cloharp7]

> Reviews bad game on Steam: 1h playtime
> "pLayEd oNlY 1 hOuR, oPinIoN reJecTed!"

> Reviews same bad game on Steam after 100h playtime
> "WhY aRe yOU lEaViNg a bAd rEviEw aFtEr yoU pLaYeD for so LonG??!? IF you PlaYed foR sO long, YoU cLearLY eNjoYed it!!"

[Fox1]

"How is having female characters woke? What are you? Gay?"
"Incel"
"Oh no black people exist in a game!"
"Define woke"
"Take your meds"

I forgot a reddit favorite: "touch grass, sweetie"

[dagal]

"It not possible to make non-political art"
"Well, it's not like you can avoid it" (are we now at the stage where we are forced at gunpoint to consume new stuff?)

[Cloharp7]

ImaGiNe sAyInG tHe wOrD "WoKe" uNiroNiCaLlY