HYENAS™ Hype Thread

[Emphyrio]

Which HYENAS™ character are you most excited about? For me, it's Galaxia.

[maidenhaver]

[maidenhaver]

Weren't we just talking about Cuckrative Assembly in another thread? What was that game series called?

[The_Mask]

For my own sanity, I'm just going to pretend this thread doesn't exist.

[KnightoftheWind]

Sega refuses to touch any of it's legacy franchises aside from Sonic, but they'll sure as hell greenlight this cringe. I give it a week, maybe two, before it's a dead game.

[wndrbr]

Alien Isolation 2 died for this.

[Lich]

Which HYENAS™ character are you most excited about? For me, it's Galaxia.

3 out of 8 characters are white men, which is above average.

[Tweed]

Do people really play this ****?

[rusty_shackleford]

What government funding is being abused to fund the creation of this kind of slop?

[rusty_shackleford]

What government funding is being abused to fund the creation of this kind of slop?

Found it.
Apparently CA told the UK government they're a "start up" company:


And they're writing this all off in taxes:
https://www.taxwatchuk.org/video_games_ ... ax_report/

[Vlajdimir Ermenović]

[Lich]

Disgusting.

[maidenhaver]

What government funding is being abused to fund the creation of this kind of slop?

Found it.
Apparently CA told the UK government they're a "start up" company:


And they're writing this all off in taxes:
https://www.taxwatchuk.org/video_games_ ... ax_report/

They are a start up. They burned all that good grace* and turned their backs on the players. CA is dead to me.

*by that I mean Rome 2.

[GhostCow]

Literally no one on this forum wants to see furshit. Stop you ******* ******.

[Vlajdimir Ermenović]

Literally no one on this forum wants to see furshit. Stop you ******* ******.

Don't be mad at me. Whoever named the game ''hyenas'' was totally asking for it.

[maidenhaver]

Only three of those characters will be alive on launch day. Galaxia and Prima will 41%, Commander Bixnood stole the ship's oxygen, Mozie will forget his AIDS pills, and El Sibon will shoot herself training cadets at the FBI range.

[Segata]

We got a serious competitor, HYENAS™ sisters....

[rusty_shackleford]

We got a serious competitor, HYENAS™ sisters....

What's with european game studios being obsessed with black female video game characters?

[The_Mask]

Don't be mad at me.

I'd be totally fine if you went back to where you came from, and forgot this webzone ever existed.

[Vlajdimir Ermenović]

Don't be mad at me.

I'd be totally fine if you went back to where you came from, and forgot this webzone ever existed.

But I don't want to do that.

[Acrux]

We got a serious competitor, HYENAS™ sisters....

What's with european game studios being obsessed with black female video game characters?

They're just basing it off of the reality they see each day.

[GhostCow]

Don't be mad at me.

I'd be totally fine if you went back to where you came from, and forgot this webzone ever existed.

But I don't want to do that.

No one would have a problem with you if you would keep your furshit to yourself and make an effort post once in a while. As it stands no one wants you here and your presence lowers the quality of the forum.

Seriously just keep your ******* furfags **** to whatever homosex communities accept that. No reason to post it here. Also please change your avatar because it's disgusting.

[Vlajdimir Ermenović]

Also please change your avatar because it's disgusting.

Bad taste.

[GhostCow]

Also please change your avatar because it's disgusting.

Bad taste.

Dude it's a half naked animal man. Normal people will feel revulsion when looking at that. Especially if they are a straight male. I really don't understand if you are trolling us on purpose or are too socially inept to realize that you are making everyone here feel revulsion every time you post. It's not a good feeling. I'm not even trying to bully you right now. I'm being fully honest and begging you to stop grossing everyone out.

[Vlajdimir Ermenović]

Also please change your avatar because it's disgusting.

Bad taste.

Dude it's a half naked animal man. Normal people will feel revolution when looking at that. Especially if they are a straight male. I really don't understand if you are trolling us on purpose or are too socially inept to realize that you are making everyone here feel revulsion every time you post. It's not a good feeling. I'm not even trying to bully you right now. I'm being fully honest and begging you to stop grossing everyone out.

Ok, the joke stops being funny when I see it makes you feel genuinely bad. It was just me being offensive for the sake of it, I never assumed anyone here likes it (no ****), but I'll tone it down since you asked nicely.

[Acrux]

What a great board this is. Only RPGHQ can bring enemies together like this.

[Segata]

[gerey]

Imagine a company so mismanaged they deliberately starve and sabotage their golden goose (TW: Warhammer) to **** this turd out of the door, when even the most braindead of redditors can tell this game is dead on arrival.

[Segata]

Imagine a company so mismanaged they deliberately starve and sabotage their golden goose (TW: Warhammer) to **** this turd out of the door, when even the most braindead of redditors can tell this game is dead on arrival.

They didn't have a choice

[Vergil]

How many of these awful "hero shooter" rip offs are going to fill the gaming cemetery? At least this has an explanation as being a financial scheme since the UK government is involved. Wonder if they'll create a porn subreddit to try and garner interest like Randy Pitchford did