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What's a dormant series that should stay dead for its own good?

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Most of the modern day developers are passionless hacks that suck at making games and take some sort of perverse enjoyment when it comes to demolishing formerly beloved titles. Whether it is due to being genuinely **** at their job (yes) or made unfathomably ******** through years of antidepressant abuse (also yes) it has gotten me thinking that some video games are better left six feet under for the time being.

The number one entry to me is Legacy of Kain. You just know they'd **** this up. Looking at how current day writers masturbate to their own purple prose there is a morbid part of me that wants to see just how stupid and nonsensical they could get if unleashed upon the world of Nosgoth but I also know they'd end up making Kain a pussy and Raziel a bigger ***** than he already was.

In all likelihood they'd remake the series and I can already see the mountains of dumb decisions ready to be unleashed with Blood Omen 1 alone: Malek's hatred for vampires would be an overt comparison to current day racism (we wuz Dracula), Ariel would be a ***** ghost or ****, Vorador would be Blade, Mortanius would be played by some random ****** limey that acts like a mark over themselves on Twitter, Kain as mentioned would be seen as an outdated and toxic character that needs to be more heckin' quirky and inclusive, mist form would be cut but werewolf remains because furfags have evaded public lynching somehow, the cool atmospheric OST would be replaced with an overly gaudy and orchestral arrangement of trash, they'd probably cut a bunch of content too.

Just thinking about it pisses me off something fierce.

Take my mind off this by telling me a long dead video game series you personally love and pray never gets reanimated by these faggomancers.
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All of them
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Ninja Gaiden, Command and Conquer, Prince of Persia, GTA, and Sly Cooper all died a more dignified death than they seemed to at the time. Keep it that way.

Bethesdoom and nu Ratchet and Spank could've turned out much worse, all things considered, so it's better they quit while they're ahead.
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I would've preferred for Silent Hill to stay dead, unless the original devs were to be brought back.

Instead Konami brought in the Polaks.

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wndrbr wrote: August 23rd, 2023, 11:22
I would've preferred for Silent Hill to stay dead, unless the original devs were to be brought back.

Instead Konami brought in the Polaks.

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Post by Luckmann »

All of them.

The desecration of existing franchises is so incredibly ******* tiresome, especially since most of them are well finished and done, sometimes by decades.
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@KnightoftheWind bro, you gotta spoiler that stuff. I know that SH2 is the most famous horror game out there and everyone and their dog already know the plot, but still.
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They look like monsters to you?
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