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I think it's kind of neat that classes can matter to the point of having story ramifications even if they're a bit underdeveloped in DA2. It is a little funny too how it seems like there's a big Mages vs Templar (Warrior) dichotomy with the classes and then you have rogues who are just kinda there.
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Fawk yea dude


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Ask your mother ******Vergil wrote: β April 6th, 2025, 23:58What about roleplayers who want to role-play not having mexicans respond to their posts?Atlantico wrote: β April 6th, 2025, 23:56It's all connected. Dragon Age is downstream from Greenwood. Even so the first DA was rather decent due to the worldbuilding, which was fairly competently stolen inspired from other works.
There are two basic camps of roleplayers. Those who want to larp Lord of the Rings and those who want to roleplay their sexual fantasies. Never shall the twain meet.
I hope nothing bad happens to my dear brother Carver during this expedition 
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I hate varric so much I wish he died in this game. The one good thing failguard did I M O
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heh no wonder you like him so much
Uh oh I've finally been found out after all this timejebacdrkac wrote: β April 7th, 2025, 17:54https://www.thepinknews.com/2023/12/07/ ... il-newbon/
heh no wonder you like him so much
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Nah, we already knew you went gay the moment Discord 'living foot' ***** rejected you.Vergil wrote: β April 7th, 2025, 17:58Uh oh I've finally been found out after all this timejebacdrkac wrote: β April 7th, 2025, 17:54
I don't think I've ever seen you post and not be completely confused as to what's going on at any given moment.jebacdrkac wrote: β April 7th, 2025, 18:04Nah, we already knew you went gay the moment Discord 'living foot' ***** rejected you.Vergil wrote: β April 7th, 2025, 17:58Uh oh I've finally been found out after all this time![]()
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Nah, Varric was a mary sue dwarf rogue ***** who in every other game would've died a few minutes into the game. We got a gay varric instead of a bro like Oghren.
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Dwarves should only ever be comic relief to be abused.
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Without taking Hawke into account name someone better from DA2...Muslim mage, Strong woman, latina *****, autistic elf or perhaps one of the siblings who are like in 30% of the game?Or I guess maybe FenrisFinarfin wrote: β April 7th, 2025, 18:19Nah, Varric was a mary sue dwarf rogue ***** who in every other game would've died a few minutes into the game. We got a gay varric instead of a bro like Oghren.
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jebacdrkac wrote: β April 7th, 2025, 18:27Muslim mage, Strong woman, latina *****, autistic elf or perhaps one of the siblings who are like in 30% of the game?Or I guess maybe Fenris
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Well, my favorite characters from DA2 are Sebastian and Carver and Merrill since she is the only romanceable character for a straight Hawke
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At least put poor midget above Anders, for fucks sake. DA1 Anders turning into whatever the **** he is in the second game is one of the biggest character downgrades I know ofVergil wrote: β April 7th, 2025, 18:28okjebacdrkac wrote: β April 7th, 2025, 18:27Muslim mage, Strong woman, latina *****, autistic elf or perhaps one of the siblings who are like in 30% of the game?Or I guess maybe Fenris
So far the game has not forced me to take Anders into my party so Varric is worse.jebacdrkac wrote: β April 7th, 2025, 18:33At least put poor midget above Anders, for fucks sake. DA1 Anders turning into whatever the **** he is in the second game is one of the biggest character downgrades I know ofVergil wrote: β April 7th, 2025, 18:28okjebacdrkac wrote: β April 7th, 2025, 18:27Muslim mage, Strong woman, latina *****, autistic elf or perhaps one of the siblings who are like in 30% of the game?Or I guess maybe Fenris
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I think I always kill Anders in DA2, which we could do the same with the others or can we?
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I didn't even know you get the chance to kill him. I bet Fenris will like that <3Finarfin wrote: β April 7th, 2025, 18:37I think I always kill Anders in DA2, which we could do the same with the others or can we?
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Oh sorry, that was a spoiler. Didn't realize that you never played it before.
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DA went too far into high fantasy already with DA:A, but from DA:E/2 onwards it turned out to become an utter disaster. Earthquakes with swords? Ridiculous.jebacdrkac wrote: β April 7th, 2025, 18:33At least put poor midget above Anders, for fucks sake. DA1 Anders turning into whatever the **** he is in the second game is one of the biggest character downgrades I know of
The one thing that made DA stand out from other games in the same vein they managed to destroy themselves, because "we don't like dark fantasy", q.v. Patrick Weekes. Silly sod.
And yes, what they did to Anders from DA:A to DA:E is essentially killing the entire character and replacing him with militant LBGTIQislamist ... thing.
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You talk like a modern dragon age character.fkirenicus wrote: β April 7th, 2025, 18:55DA went too far into high fantasy already with DA:A, but from DA:E/2 onwards it turned out to become an utter disaster. Earthquakes with swords? Ridiculous.jebacdrkac wrote: β April 7th, 2025, 18:33At least put poor midget above Anders, for fucks sake. DA1 Anders turning into whatever the **** he is in the second game is one of the biggest character downgrades I know of
The one thing that made DA stand out from other games in the same vein they managed to destroy themselves, because "we don't like dark fantasy", q.v. Patrick Weekes. Silly sod.
And yes, what they did to Anders from DA:A to DA:E is essentially killing the entire character and replacing him with militant LBGTIQislamist ... thing.
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If I remember correctly, Fenris offensively walked around barefoot in heavy armor.jebacdrkac wrote: β April 7th, 2025, 18:27Without taking Hawke into account name someone better from DA2...Muslim mage, Strong woman, latina *****, autistic elf or perhaps one of the siblings who are like in 30% of the game?Or I guess maybe FenrisFinarfin wrote: β April 7th, 2025, 18:19Nah, Varric was a mary sue dwarf rogue ***** who in every other game would've died a few minutes into the game. We got a gay varric instead of a bro like Oghren.
My wife asked if that was a mod I got when she saw this the other day.Lancaster wrote: β April 7th, 2025, 21:59If I remember correctly, Fenris offensively walked around barefoot in heavy armor.jebacdrkac wrote: β April 7th, 2025, 18:27Without taking Hawke into account name someone better from DA2...Muslim mage, Strong woman, latina *****, autistic elf or perhaps one of the siblings who are like in 30% of the game?Or I guess maybe FenrisFinarfin wrote: β April 7th, 2025, 18:19
Nah, Varric was a mary sue dwarf rogue ***** who in every other game would've died a few minutes into the game. We got a gay varric instead of a bro like Oghren.
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Why is there a literal dwarf ****** in my estate????
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I had to get a mod because literally every single fight would open and be peppered with Hawke screaming "IM EXHAUSTED" "I NEED MORE MANA" "I CAN'T KEEP THIS UP" over and over again because the combat barks don't take blood magic into account. Yes I have a tiny mana pool because I have two sustained buffs on. Not really relevant when I *don't use mana for spellcasting*
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The 2011 version of "lol I staked Astarion, did you hear? I KILLED Astarion when I played. Heh, bet you guys are so mad I btfo'd Astarion when I played."
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What?Vergil wrote: β April 8th, 2025, 01:29The 2011 version of "lol I staked Astarion, did you hear? I KILLED Astarion when I played. Heh, bet you guys are so mad I btfo'd Astarion when I played."
I sold him to the monster hunter
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