"Oh God", you thought, "I must be on some new crazy drug!" You barely remembers going to a college party the previous night, loud music, muffled voices and other details your lowered IQ brain no longer remembers. You slid down again into your former position. This getting up early, you thought, makes me quite stupid. A man needs his sleep. Sadly, though, you need to get up, since work starts in less than an hour. In one swift motion you rush out of bed an instinctively reach the mirror. Then the horror dawns upon you.
Your mind wasn't playing tricks on you, the reflection you knew your whole life is gone, replaced by a horrifying visage of a barely sentient primate, struggling to stand up straight. Panic settles in as your mind scrambles to deal with your new reality. Your thoughts are everywhere and nowhere: your job, your college, your family. Everything is distorted and suddenly it's all gone. Your last thoughts are something about Race and IQ, but half a second later you feel numb. The urge to fight against reality is gone, replaced with primal urges you don't fully comprehend yet. You try to scream, but the only thing that comes out of your mouth is "SHIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTT!".
Despite your adult body, this is your first day as a ****** and you have a lot to learn. Where will you start?
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1. Introduction
Hello friends! It's your favorite eye-stabbing maniac coming to you with a unique proposal: a text based adventure, but the choices are dictated by DEMOCRACY, rather than one individual. Every new chapter brings a poll with three options that runs for about a week, maybe more depending on how busy I am. Once the poll closes whichever option is chosen will determine what happens next. Users are encouraged to post and argue for their chosen option. Users are also allowed to change their minds at any point before closing.
2. The Game
You are George, a former white man turned ****** by some otherworldly spell. You must start your journey from scratch, without having any previous life experience as a black to guide your steps. As part of your new life you must commit "acts of niggerdom", which are various actions that hold significance to the darker skinned. In doing so you will gain experience in the form of "****** levels". As a lvl 1 ****** you're stuck being just a nuisance to society, but don't fret: earn enough experience and you'll be able to deal drugs, commit armed robbery, rape and even, if you're lucky, start a rap career. The games end when you're either shot by the police, die of an overdose, get a job or pay child support.
3. Special actions
Apart from the 3 options of the poll, you'll be able to choose any special actions that you have already met all of its requirements. These are powerful actions that will certainly result in another ****** level, or even more than one. I might come up with more, but so far I have:
- Armed robbery: requires NL 3 and a gun. Provides money, unlocking further options
- Join a gang: requires ****** level 4, contact in the drug trade, at least two successful crimes
- Start a rap career: NL 5, at least 4 crimes and (((contacts))) in the music industry
4. Character sheet:
Name: George
****** Level: 1
ALRIGHT GENTLEMEN, VOTE!!!
