Introducing Shadow Banning

Jordy · Post by **Jordy** » April 1st, 2025, 20:51

!	Message from: Rusty
	User was warned for this post. No interacting with Shadow Banned users!

Humbaba wrote: ↑ April 1st, 2025, 20:49

Jordy wrote: ↑ April 1st, 2025, 20:44
No matter how many times you post this, I'm not going to click it. Put some effort in and turn it into a gif or a webm.
Ok fine jeez

Does he call him a cheap jew son of a ***** at the end?

Humbaba · Post by **Humbaba** » April 1st, 2025, 20:54

Jordy wrote: ↑ April 1st, 2025, 20:51
Does he call him a cheap jew son of a ***** at the end?

Why yes what else would he be saying

Jordy · Post by **Jordy** » April 1st, 2025, 20:57

Humbaba wrote: ↑ April 1st, 2025, 20:54

Jordy wrote: ↑ April 1st, 2025, 20:51
Does he call him a cheap jew son of a ***** at the end?
Why yes what else would he be saying

Wtf... I love polestein now!

Also, bring on the shadowban flair!

Cloharp7 · Post by **Cloharp7** » April 1st, 2025, 21:36

rusty_shackleford wrote: ↑ April 1st, 2025, 17:02
HQ's newest and greatest feature has been introduced.
When you see a user with the "Shadow Banned" Rank, you are to not read their posts, react to their posts, or reply to their posts.

To assist in this, I have created a custom Augmented Reality Blocking Device. Please download the following image and print it out:

Here is an example of a Shadow Banned user:

As you can see, he has a "Shadow Banned" rank under his name.

When you see a user that is Shadow Banned, simply pick the printed out Augmented Reality Blocking Device up and place it over their post on your monitor until their post is no longer on screen.
Here is a simulation of what this will look like when using the Augmented Reality Blocking Device on the Shadow Banned user's post:

Thank you.

This is a great idea! Since we are talking about this, I feel comfortable in sharing another idea I am sure everyone will like in this amazing and positive forum: a Code of Conduct!!

I feel in order the most inclusive and welcoming environment here at the HQ, we need to establish some new rules I feel *hurls* are needed to make our community even more awesome!

Here is a guideline:
1) Everybody here is a ******* ******
2) Everybody here is a ******* autist
3) **** all of you
4) Never change you beautiful bastards

Feel free to add more rules to this list so we can all be the most positive and bestest community ever! And remember, you are awesome no matter who you ar- *grabs nearest bucket and starts throwing up* .

P.S. thanks for the laugh @rusty_shackleford

asf · Post by **asf** » April 1st, 2025, 21:55

shadow ban @Cloharp7

Cloharp7 · Post by **Cloharp7** » April 1st, 2025, 21:57

asf wrote: ↑ April 1st, 2025, 21:55
shadow ban @Cloharp7

Wait, did you just shadowban your own pfp?

Jordy · Post by **Jordy** » April 1st, 2025, 21:59

Cloharp7 wrote: ↑ April 1st, 2025, 21:57

asf wrote: ↑ April 1st, 2025, 21:55
shadow ban @Cloharp7
Wait, did you just shadowban your own pfp?

We refer to asf as shadowban zero.

Post by **The_Mask** » April 1st, 2025, 22:14

Jordy wrote: ↑ April 1st, 2025, 21:59
We refer to asf as shadowban zero.

Okay, this one made me smile. Thumbs up.

Shillitron · Post by **Shillitron** » April 2nd, 2025, 14:03

HELLLOOOOOO!!!! Is anyone... there...?

Humbaba · Post by **Humbaba** » April 2nd, 2025, 14:05

No. Glue the paper to your screen.

Shillitron · Post by **Shillitron** » April 2nd, 2025, 14:07

Humbaba wrote: ↑ April 2nd, 2025, 14:05
No. Glue the paper to your screen.

I super glued paper to my forehead instead. Now everyone in my life is shadowbanned - also I'm in a starbucks on my phone.

I'm lost and can't get home.

Humbaba · Post by **Humbaba** » April 2nd, 2025, 14:08

Tough

DagothGeas5 · Post by **DagothGeas5** » April 2nd, 2025, 18:18

Wanted to say that the Augmented Reality Blocking Device is highly recommended, the comedy gold is next to impossible to resist XD