Assassin's Creed Shadows: we wuz samurai n shiet

[UltraFan123]

Gerey does have a point when you consider the fact that Monkey Man has a jacked "chad" muscular body even though the average African native slave looks like a decimated skeleton with skin stitched on top of it.

[gerey]

What's the point?

Same idea as behind "safe horny", or whatever the **** they call it, just another kind of performative virtue signaling.

"We respect wahmen" (by pretending good-looking women don't exist)

"We respect Japan" / "We aim to be realistic" (by repeatedly failing to do any amount of research)

It's all so tiresome.

[maidenhaver]

Tokugawa hires the woman to kill Nobunaga. She's the REAL Hattori ninja lord.

[UltraFan123]

It's just tiresome hypocrisy. Just because I'm already om the apathy state it doesn't mean it stopped being stupid.

They made the conscious decision to make the female "realistic" while at the same time they also chose to make the ****** "idealistic".

And yeah the reverse would've also been stupid.

[rusty_shackleford]

average japanese woman face:

VS
naoe


average dutch woman(couldn't find norwegian or danish, deal with it) face:

VS
eivor:

[rusty_shackleford]

weebs when confronted with an asian woman that looks better than 98% of asian women that exist

[UltraFan123]

Now we should find how the average native ****** looks like in comparison with Yasuke.

[gerey]

Lol I get to disagree how much I want,******.

You do realize you're regurgitating leftist talking points, right?

They're trying to mindfuck people into being embarassed that female beauty standards exist and are acknowledged, and the sad part is that it's working.

Even worse, by internalizing their dumb argument ("I respect wahmen, I am not a creep") you're agreeing with them that every good-looking woman is actually a *****, because only porn stars would do plastic surgery to look like that, such women don't exist in the real world. Do not trust you deceiving eyes, goy!

You might as well call every Greek sculptor and famous painter a gooner too while you're at it, since only real (feminist) men know that attractive women don't exist.

I don't want to come across as mean, but you're showing signs of leftist contagion.

[rusty_shackleford]

Lol I get to disagree how much I want,******.

You do realize you're regurgitating leftist talking points, right?

They're trying to mindfuck people into being embarassed that female beauty standards exist and are acknowledged, and the sad part is that it's working.

Even worse, by internalizing their dumb argument ("I respect wahmen, I am not a creep") you're agreeing with them that every good-looking woman is actually a *****, because only porn stars would do plastic surgery to look like that, such women don't exist in the real world. Do not trust you deceiving eyes, goy!

You might as well call every Greek sculptor and famous painter a gooner too while you're at it, since only real (feminist) men know that attractive women don't exist.

I don't want to come across as mean, but you're showing signs of leftist contagion.

You're regurgitating coomer talking points that all women must look like bimbos with plastic surgery

[rusty_shackleford]

You might as well call every Greek sculptor and famous painter a gooner too while you're at it

You would call this feminist propaganda.

[Breathe]

weebs when confronted with an asian woman that looks better than 98% of asian women that exist

I feel like the average jap woman was more beautiful than the character, but just by a smidge.

[gerey]

Lol I get to disagree how much I want,******.

You do realize you're regurgitating leftist talking points, right?

They're trying to mindfuck people into being embarassed that female beauty standards exist and are acknowledged, and the sad part is that it's working.

Even worse, by internalizing their dumb argument ("I respect wahmen, I am not a creep") you're agreeing with them that every good-looking woman is actually a *****, because only porn stars would do plastic surgery to look like that, such women don't exist in the real world. Do not trust you deceiving eyes, goy!

You might as well call every Greek sculptor and famous painter a gooner too while you're at it, since only real (feminist) men know that attractive women don't exist.

I don't want to come across as mean, but you're showing signs of leftist contagion.

You're regurgitating coomer talking points that all women must look like bimbos with plastic surgery

Funny how talented Western developers that made good games share my "gooner" views, while the Marxist cultural vandals you are defending don't.

[rusty_shackleford]

Funny how talented Western developers that made good games share my "gooner" views,

gooner to libtard pipeline is very real

[gerey]

Funny how talented Western developers that made good games share my "gooner" views,

gooner to libtard pipeline is very real

Yes, the very libtards you're defending.

[Stack of Turtles]

She looks perfectly cute for a *****. What kind of ****** would complain about this?

[rusty_shackleford]

Funny how talented Western developers that made good games share my "gooner" views,

gooner to libtard pipeline is very real

Yes, the very libtards you're defending.

Defending by saying she actually looks like an attractive japanese woman with an above-average breast size, pouty lips that would require plastic surgery, etc.,?
You're mindbroken from looking at asian porn. Asian women weigh like 90 lbs and have no boobs.

[gerey]

gooner to libtard pipeline is very real

Yes, the very libtards you're defending.

Defending by saying she actually looks like an attractive japanese woman with an above-average breast size, pouty lips that would require plastic surgery, etc.,?
You're mindbroken from looking at asian porn. Asian women weigh like 90 lbs and have no boobs.

I'm not the one defending a woke Ubisoft product and their design decisions here.

[maidenhaver]

She looks perfectly cute for a *****. What kind of ****** would complain about this?

I don't like female protags.

What's the point of this desynchronized ********, is ac still about templars? Ancient Aliens has a better plot than ac.

[rusty_shackleford]

fact is ubisoft went out of their way to bend over for the nips/weebs and they got **** on for it(deservedly so), they went above and beyond what they did for any other assassin's creed prior, there was no way they could have pleased the weeb audience short of making this an eroge, perhaps adding some boys in dresses would have scored a few points too
the lesson to take away from this would be to tell everyone to **** off in the future, but ubisoft is full of french libtards so they'll just fall apart

[Stack of Turtles]

She looks perfectly cute for a *****. What kind of ****** would complain about this?

I don't like female protags.

What's the point of this desynchronized ********, is ac still about templars? Ancient Aliens has a better plot than ac.

Well, I'd never actually play the game, I'm not a ******. But this weird argument about her looks is dumb.

[UltraFan123]

Asian women weigh like 90 lbs and have no boobs.

Well this is true at least. :weeb:

[rusty_shackleford]

VS
naoe

thinking about how white women are portrayed, weebs crying about actually getting a woman that looks like an attractive jap

it's a comedy


weebs should just admit they wanted a 2d drawing and move on

[psychic_dream]

I don't really understand the people on the left who are defending this game. It's obvious the protagonist looks out of place, and it's on the same level as the ridiculous 'we wuz Egyptians and Moors' shtick from extreme Afrocentrists, ideas so absurd that even leftists won't defend their ahistorical rhetoric. This isn't even a political statement, but for some, maintaining ideological purity is a hill they're willing to die on. The same applies to rightists as well. Some of them genuinely believe that a localizer taking liberties with the translation of a Japanese childern game is on par with the world burning in front of their eyes.

[A Chinese opium den]

I don't really understand the people on the left who are defending this game. It's obvious the protagonist looks out of place, and it's on the same level as the ridiculous 'we wuz Egyptians and Moors' shtick from extreme Afrocentrists, ideas so absurd that even leftists won't defend their ahistorical rhetoric. This isn't even a political statement, but for some, maintaining ideological purity is a hill they're willing to die on. The same applies to rightists as well. Some of them genuinely believe that a localizer taking liberties with the translation of a Japanese childern game is on par with the world burning in front of their eyes.

They love *******.

[A Chinese opium den]

VS
naoe

thinking about how white women are portrayed, weebs crying about actually getting a woman that looks like an attractive jap

it's a comedy


weebs should just admit they wanted a 2d drawing and move on

Asian women don't even look realistic in real life, no race in the world uses so much visual deception to look attractive. Even the traditional jap ideal of beauty is women with so much makeup on it entirely obscures their face. Attractive asian women are CGI people.

[ArcaneLurker]

I don't really understand the people on the left who are defending this game. It's obvious the protagonist looks out of place, and it's on the same level as the ridiculous 'we wuz Egyptians and Moors' shtick from extreme Afrocentrists, ideas so absurd that even leftists won't defend their ahistorical rhetoric. This isn't even a political statement, but for some, maintaining ideological purity is a hill they're willing to die on. The same applies to rightists as well. Some of them genuinely believe that a localizer taking liberties with the translation of a Japanese childern game is on par with the world burning in front of their eyes.

The world is burning in front of my eyes and the localisation issues, which are almost unanimous across the board, are just another piece of ******** from the cause of these flames. Can't even enjoy something as it was meant to be enjoyed by the original creators. Not even that tiny bit of satisfaction is allowed.

[rusty_shackleford]

Taking liberties by removing gays and ******** while localizing was cool

[ArcaneLurker]

Taking liberties by removing gays and ******** while localizing was cool

Did that ever happen?
I just don't like HR women re-writing dialogue in the same contemporary, obnoxious fashion that they talk to strangers on reddit, when the original is something entirely different.

[rusty_shackleford]

Taking liberties by removing gays and ******** while localizing was cool

Did that ever happen?
I just don't like HR women re-writing dialogue in the same contemporary, obnoxious fashion that they talk to strangers on reddit, when the original is something entirely different.

Happened a lot with 90s and early 00s localization

[Stack of Turtles]

Taking liberties by removing gays and ******** while localizing was cool

Did that ever happen?
I just don't like HR women re-writing dialogue in the same contemporary, obnoxious fashion that they talk to strangers on reddit, when the original is something entirely different.

It did used to. A lot of crossdressers just got redubbed as women, they unlezzed those girls in Sailor Moon, there are other cases.