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Total War: Warhammer
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Question is are you going to gargle the truth or swallow?
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Never played it, but AFAIK this series singlehandedly brought Warhammer Fantasy back after they shitcanned it for nu-warhammer(AoS) that everyone hated. GW is publishing material for Warhammer Fantasy under some new line again.
Which makes it cool.
Which makes it cool.
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I've been planning a modded Old World+SFO campaign for a while now. As the human male fighter faction of course.
I wish the high elves were called something different though. Not to get too freudian here but I can't hear anything but "*** sore" when they refer to the Asur.
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Finarfin
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Would love to play this but too many DLCs.
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Buy the base game and then you can use CreamAPI to unlock all of them instantly
It's not like a Paradox game thankfully. The only reason to buy a DLC (besides the blood one, which is stupid) is because you want to play as that Lord/faction's extra units. You don't need all the DLC for those factions and units to appear on the map. Any gameplay changes or QoL improvements are just included with patches.
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Question is are you going to gargle the truth or swallow?
You could also flirt with twinks on twitter and get them to buy DLC for you but that takes a while.Oyster Sauce wrote: ↑ March 20th, 2025, 23:17Buy the base game and then you can use CreamAPI to unlock all of them instantly
I'm just stating the facts.
Question is are you going to gargle the truth or swallow?
Question is are you going to gargle the truth or swallow?
I'm just stating the facts.
Question is are you going to gargle the truth or swallow?
Question is are you going to gargle the truth or swallow?
Only reason I even touched the game again in the first place brotha
I'm just stating the facts.
Question is are you going to gargle the truth or swallow?
Question is are you going to gargle the truth or swallow?
I do wish Imrik's start wasn't so difficult. I got backed into a literal corner by orcs my first attempt. Trying to be more aggressive and avoid that happening again but things aren't going as cleanly as last time unfortunately.
Here's how much last game ended up. Basically a turbo stalemate I'm not good enough to get out of.

Here's how much last game ended up. Basically a turbo stalemate I'm not good enough to get out of.

I'm just stating the facts.
Question is are you going to gargle the truth or swallow?
Question is are you going to gargle the truth or swallow?
Angry africans or as I like to call them


I'm just stating the facts.
Question is are you going to gargle the truth or swallow?
Question is are you going to gargle the truth or swallow?
get grimgor'd
but ye the obsession with putting characters in ******** start positions for 'muh variety' instead of where they logically should be is lame as ****, makes me pretty much only play as the main faction leader and just use the 'confederate defeated legendary lords' mod to make one giga faction with all the boyz in one happy family
but ye the obsession with putting characters in ******** start positions for 'muh variety' instead of where they logically should be is lame as ****, makes me pretty much only play as the main faction leader and just use the 'confederate defeated legendary lords' mod to make one giga faction with all the boyz in one happy family
I told a friend of mine who likes Warhammer I tried Imrik as my first faction and he called me a ******** and told me to play Tyrion instead ;_;
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Gonna do a full map clear right quick


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As another friend of yours, play whatever you want *****Vergil wrote: ↑ March 21st, 2025, 06:46I told a friend of mine who likes Warhammer I tried Imrik as my first faction and he called me a ******** and told me to play Tyrion instead ;_;
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I do wish the game had a better map mode where I can see the factions and their territory more clearly and cleanly.
I'm just stating the facts.
Question is are you going to gargle the truth or swallow?
Question is are you going to gargle the truth or swallow?
You're playing 2, right? Might be better in 3.Vergil wrote: ↑ March 21st, 2025, 16:05I do wish the game had a better map mode where I can see the factions and their territory more clearly and cleanly.
Yes and I am very happy about it, I just bought the Khemri box.rusty_shackleford wrote: ↑ March 20th, 2025, 22:45Never played it, but AFAIK this series singlehandedly brought Warhammer Fantasy back after they shitcanned it for nu-warhammer(AoS) that everyone hated. GW is publishing material for Warhammer Fantasy under some new line again.
Which makes it cool.
I alwayss wanted to play Fantasy, never had enough money when I was young and when I had it was already on the Horizon that it was to be discontinued.
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As soon as someone gifts it to me I'll give it a shot. My cat just flung drool on me btwOyster Sauce wrote: ↑ March 21st, 2025, 16:09You're playing 2, right? Might be better in 3.Vergil wrote: ↑ March 21st, 2025, 16:05I do wish the game had a better map mode where I can see the factions and their territory more clearly and cleanly.
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Question is are you going to gargle the truth or swallow?
Restarted my Imrik campaign. Instead of taking out the Dragon Isles immediately I decided to go west and secure the Wolf Lands to hopefully keep the orcs from becoming an unstoppable juggernaut again. The dwarves seem to be doing better anyway so as long as neither of them decide to **** with me I should be clear to go **** up the dark elves now.


I'm just stating the facts.
Question is are you going to gargle the truth or swallow?
Question is are you going to gargle the truth or swallow?
I think GW should've never touched the lore of their mainline Fantasy series after the End Times event, because not only Age of Sigmar made the apocalypse totally irrelevant but was also a pretty lame continuation on top of that, like they tried to resurrect their original Fantasy series but it came back as a hideous zombie.rusty_shackleford wrote: ↑ March 20th, 2025, 22:45Never played it, but AFAIK this series singlehandedly brought Warhammer Fantasy back after they shitcanned it for nu-warhammer(AoS) that everyone hated. GW is publishing material for Warhammer Fantasy under some new line again.
Which makes it cool.
Like 75% auto resolve so far.Jordy wrote: ↑ March 23rd, 2025, 19:43Do you guys fight the battles or are you dirty autoresolvers?
I'm just stating the facts.
Question is are you going to gargle the truth or swallow?
Question is are you going to gargle the truth or swallow?
What makes you decide to fight the 25%?Vergil wrote: ↑ March 23rd, 2025, 19:50Like 75% auto resolve so far.Jordy wrote: ↑ March 23rd, 2025, 19:43Do you guys fight the battles or are you dirty autoresolvers?
Boredom and curiosity mostly. I'm not very good at these games. To be honest I hate fighting skaven because they can just spawn armies behind me so I usually auto resolve against them and that's largely what I've been fighting so far.Jordy wrote: ↑ March 23rd, 2025, 19:52What makes you decide to fight the 25%?Vergil wrote: ↑ March 23rd, 2025, 19:50Like 75% auto resolve so far.Jordy wrote: ↑ March 23rd, 2025, 19:43Do you guys fight the battles or are you dirty autoresolvers?
I'm just stating the facts.
Question is are you going to gargle the truth or swallow?
Question is are you going to gargle the truth or swallow?
Also, I really don't appreciate this real time strategy war game having random **** *** puzzles. As if I don't feel like a brainlet enough already!
I'm just stating the facts.
Question is are you going to gargle the truth or swallow?
Question is are you going to gargle the truth or swallow?

