Assassin's Creed Shadows: we wuz samurai n shiet

[pillbox]

41k peak players on Steam. So 960 thousand were playing it elsewhere? I don't believe that at all.

[rusty_shackleford]

41k peak players on Steam. So 960 thousand were playing it elsewhere? I don't believe that at all.

I heard that Ubisoft+ has wooden doors on their servers

[Vergil]

The perfect game. Ubisoft ruined a golden goose that will flop, coomers are denied a weeb **** fantasy, and nobody who is a true ensouled human should have cared about Assassin's Creed in 2025 anyway.

[Cloharp7]

The perfect game. Ubisoft ruined a golden goose that will flop, coomers are denied a weeb **** fantasy, and nobody who is a true ensouled human should have cared about Assassin's Creed in 2025 anyway.

The perfect normie game

[Vergil]

The perfect game. Ubisoft ruined a golden goose that will flop, coomers are denied a weeb **** fantasy, and nobody who is a true ensouled human should have cared about Assassin's Creed in 2025 anyway.

The perfect normie game

[Cloharp7]

The perfect game. Ubisoft ruined a golden goose that will flop, coomers are denied a weeb **** fantasy, and nobody who is a true ensouled human should have cared about Assassin's Creed in 2025 anyway.

The perfect normie game

I suck at choosing profile pictures ok?!?

[Vergil]

The perfect normie game

I suck at choosing profile pictures ok?!?

It's okay baby I believe in you. I could give you a profile picture to use if you want.

[Cloharp7]

I suck at choosing profile pictures ok?!?

It's okay baby I believe in you. I could give you a profile picture to use if you want.

Ok fine I got this. Give me a sec.

[Cloharp7]

I suck at choosing profile pictures ok?!?

It's okay baby I believe in you. I could give you a profile picture to use if you want.

Ok fine I got this. Give me a sec.

There.

[Vergil]

It's okay baby I believe in you. I could give you a profile picture to use if you want.

Ok fine I got this. Give me a sec.

There.

If you send me the original I'll remove that horrible white background for you.

[Acrux]

The perfect game. Ubisoft ruined a golden goose that will flop, coomers are denied a weeb **** fantasy, and nobody who is a true ensouled human should have cared about Assassin's Creed in 2025 anyway.

The perfect normie game

He's big mad because I stole your routine while you were in lockup and did that to him the other day.

[Vaako]

Ok fine I got this. Give me a sec.

There.

If you send me the original I'll remove that horrible white background for you.

bann time already over? how much hq platinium did u have to buy for that?

[Vergil]

There.

If you send me the original I'll remove that horrible white background for you.

bann time already over? how much hq platinium did u have to buy for that?

I didn't. The money was for other services rendered

[Finarfin]

@Cloharp7 remove the white background, it looks better this way

[Jordy]

White Europeans are surprised that Nobunaga has never met a black man before...

[Vergil]

White Europeans are surprised that Nobunaga has never met a black man before...

Iconic 1500s Europeans dressing their menial labor negro slaves in upper class finery

[Jordy]

White Europeans are surprised that Nobunaga has never met a black man before...

Iconic 1500s Europeans dressing their menial labor negro slaves in upper class finery

[Vergil]

White Europeans are surprised that Nobunaga has never met a black man before...

Iconic 1500s Europeans dressing their menial labor negro slaves in upper class finery

Is this a woke DEI Austin Powers reboot?

[Jordy]

They still managed to fit in that White people are le most evil of all.

[ThulsaDoomer]

White Europeans are surprised that Nobunaga has never met a black man before...

Watching Synthetic Man as well right now. How the **** does a slave monke understand and speak fluent Japanese? Oda Nobonigga already implying he wants to make him a lord. This is pretty awful, which I expected, but this may be among the worst Ubisoft has delivered in decades. Game industry needs to collapse asap.

[Vergil]

41k peak players on Steam. So 960 thousand were playing it elsewhere? I don't believe that at all.

I heard that Ubisoft+ has wooden doors on their servers

The best part of these gay subscription services is that you can basically make up whatever numbers you want. There's no way to prove why any given customer joins Ubisoft+ or continues their subscription so you can just take any number of subscriptions and equate them to copies sold arbitrarily. I call it the "Starfield Method".

[rusty_shackleford]

White Europeans are surprised that Nobunaga has never met a black man before...

Watching Synthetic Man as well right now. How the **** does a slave monke understand and speak fluent Japanese? Oda Nobonigga already implying he wants to make him a lord. This is pretty awful, which I expected, but this may be among the worst Ubisoft has delivered in decades. Game industry needs to collapse asap.

It's a shame they're unintentionally racist instead of intentionally racist

[Jordy]

White Europeans are surprised that Nobunaga has never met a black man before...

Watching Synthetic Man as well right now. How the **** does a slave monke understand and speak fluent Japanese? Oda Nobonigga already implying he wants to make him a lord. This is pretty awful, which I expected, but this may be among the worst Ubisoft has delivered in decades. Game industry needs to collapse asap.

It's actually making me laugh.

[Cloharp7]

Ok fine I got this. Give me a sec.

There.

If you send me the original I'll remove that horrible white background for you.

Done. Thank you and @Finarfin

[Vergil]

There.

If you send me the original I'll remove that horrible white background for you.

Done. Thank you and @Finarfin

I taught him how to do that so you're welcome.

[Irenaeus]

41k peak players on Steam. So 960 thousand were playing it elsewhere? I don't believe that at all.

[Vergil]

41k peak players on Steam. So 960 thousand were playing it elsewhere? I don't believe that at all.

Thank you for not choosing one of the tweets that copes and adds Starfield to the list of successful launches that are going around.

[Irenaeus]

Final boss spoilers:

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[ThulsaDoomer]

Tone? Pacing? Progression? Genre? Ubislop has utterly no idea what it wants this game to be. Lmao.

[pillbox]

Can't wait for the DLC where Yasuke becomes Emperor and ushers in a new age of Enlightenment in The Land of the Eclipsed Sun