Rimworld Episode 38: The New DLC Comes Out In Like 5 Hours And My Mods Won't Be Compatible Anymore

[Val the Moofia Boss]

You roll for Perfect Health. You can use it to restore yourself to peak condition or give it to someone else for immediate use.

If I give it to WhiteShark, will it restore his zombie body? If not, then give it to whoever is in the worst condition.

It would fix up his dementia which is the only thing wrong with him

What about Chuck?

[Oyster Sauce]

If I give it to WhiteShark, will it restore his zombie body? If not, then give it to whoever is in the worst condition.

It would fix up his dementia which is the only thing wrong with him

What about Chuck?

Chuck's fine. Going by number of permanent injuries and loss of function, Musa is the worst off since he's still missing most of his head.

[Val the Moofia Boss]

I pass the Perfect Health to Musa then.

[A Chinese opium den]

Don't give it to him, your left toe is destroyed!

[rusty_shackleford]

It would fix up his dementia which is the only thing wrong with him

What about Chuck?

Chuck's fine. Going by number of permanent injuries and loss of function, Musa is the worst off since he's still missing most of his head.

What happened to rusty

[Oyster Sauce]

What about Chuck?

Chuck's fine. Going by number of permanent injuries and loss of function, Musa is the worst off since he's still missing most of his head.

What happened to rusty

He's fine. Those are just people with ****** up consciousness levels.

[rusty_shackleford]

Chuck's fine. Going by number of permanent injuries and loss of function, Musa is the worst off since he's still missing most of his head.

What happened to rusty

He's fine. Those are just people with ****** up consciousness levels.

spend his turtle coins on something cool

[Oyster Sauce]

What happened to rusty

He's fine. Those are just people with ****** up consciousness levels.

spend his turtle coins on something cool

Rusty gets the Cat Person trait

[DemoGraph]

It would fix up his dementia which is the only thing wrong with him

What about Chuck?

Chuck's fine. Going by number of permanent injuries and loss of function, Musa is the worst off since he's still missing most of his head.

The fattest trading bonus pleases me to no end.

If only it worked IRL.

[Oyster Sauce]

What about Chuck?

Chuck's fine. Going by number of permanent injuries and loss of function, Musa is the worst off since he's still missing most of his head.

The fattest trading bonus pleases me to no end.

If only it worked IRL.

not quite

[WhiteShark]

How can Waifu improve her unexpected talent for haggling?

[Oyster Sauce]

How can Waifu improve her unexpected talent for haggling?

A bionic jaw would work, or certain other implants. Her social skill is already at 19/20.

[Oyster Sauce]

Episode 31: Mostly Just Building New Stuff TBH



The good news: Construction of a western wall is underway. No longer will our animals be easy targets for enemies.



The bad news: Enemies are upon us.



Each of these caracal things can shoot fireballs. Our construction bots start zooming away.



Alas, Constructoid 4 is overwhelmed. His brothers make it safely inside our walls



These get a cheeky fireball through the door before being gunned down



Stack's betrothed shows up. It turns out she's an incredibly powerful psychic who has her own persona psychic amplifying rod. She's also beautiful now.



A royal we're hosting steals BD's bed. Kirsten tutors a child.



This Mick fella shows up. We're not even going to bother giving him a rifle with those combat stats.



Musa of Mali is blessed by the 19 roll of a Die of Heaven and Hell. He can have his jaw go back to normal if he wants, but bionics are an upgrade.



People everywhere



We're alerted that one of our guests is unhappy. Upon further investigation, it seems that the men of the Empire are all nudists. We graciously allow them to strip down for the remainder of their stay.





One of our slaves is found dead in the recycling room.



Someone held the door open which exposed these radioactive isotopacks to the elements which caused them to start leaking radiation.



The area is sealed off with bots inside capable of breaking down the packs. That stuff is incredibly lethal.



Tangerine knocks up Chuck.



Waifu gives Diana a cooking lesson. Occasionally, people will come and pass skills on to children in this little classroom.



Duke gets a bulkier warcasket. Would you believe there are still like 2 or 3 more tiers to unlock?



One of the highest ranked noblewomen in the Empire has been caught racemixing, and will reward us for hiding her Mestizo love in our prison for a while. Sure thing.



The leaking bags have been dealt with and the area is safe to reenter. I sure hope this doesn't happen again, a real person could have been hurt.



With all of these extra mouths to feed, Boon calls in his food drop permit.



Slowly learning.



Duke was exposed to some radiation while getting sealed into his new armor and developed early dementia. Several of our guys have it now, we've gotta figure something out here.



MC gets blackout drunk and passes out on a dirty floor while bugs crawl around him.



He spends the morning puking



Boon furthers his sniping powers via meditation and prayer



Hoss goes on a technophobic rampage and starts beating the **** out of our hospital beds



Bit of a cave in while expanding the freezer due to a lack of support columns. Luckily nobody was crushed.



MC burns some luciferium to fulfill an aspiration and then keeps drinking



Musa falls in love with a woman from the noble entourage. Does he want her to stay, or is he hoping she'll leave with the others?



She also happens to be a genetically altered super soldier muscle mommy with a genetical drug dependency.



Here's an otter cruelly hunting a cute bunny rabbit. He would later be found dead after bleeding out from squirrel bites.



If anybody would like to invoke dark powers to reduce their age, I guess that's an option now.



Wall completed, aside from some sandbags and a ditch.



A shuttle comes for a few of the nobles. You can see the effects of pollution where we failed to haul back all of the toxic wastepacks we accepted for a quest.



All BD wants to do is grill. Grilled foods are interesting because they lose their bonus and become ruined if you put them in freezing temperatures. Gotta eat them while they're fresh.



We've got some carpets. Not everything has to be drab limestone brick now.



Setting up more crops now that the snow is gone



We've got a biosculptor pod now. It can run a bioregeneration cycle which will cost 2 highly advanced medicine and takes half a year, but it'll restore any missing digits, one permanent injury, and heal any fresh wounds. You can also get it to suck your **** for 4 days.



Stack received so much honor from helping that noble out that he skipped the Knight rank and goes straight to Praetor.



You can set heirs to inherit your royal title, by the way.



He gets 2 permit new choices.



We establish a new geothermal generator. It's not like we've been having power issues, but now we're really secure on that front.



Also, Kalarion finishes building a helicopter. We can name it and paint it whatever color we want if anyone has suggestions. Gonna test this bad boy out next time if there are any volunteers for the maiden voyage. It holds one pilot and 3 passengers.







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This woman's a real catch - hard worker, iron stomach, super passionate about skills. AND she has a bionic tongue????






Turtle Coins™
Black Dog = 2/3
Boon = 1/3
Boot = 3/3
Captain = 0/3
Chuck = 3/3
Duke = 2/3
Elias = 0/3
GhostCow = 3/3
Hoss = 1/3
Kalarion = 0/3
Musa = 3/3 (I just saw your roll)
Raviola = 3/3
Rusty = 0/3
Stack = 0/3
Tangerine = 1/3
Val = 1/3 (+1 for generously donating his roll)
Vergil = 3/3
Vitya = 1/3
Waifu = 2/3
Zoth = 3/3

Increase skill by 1 (0-5) - 1
Gain a passion point - 1
Summon pet turtle - 1
Romance attempt - 1
Fistfight someone - 1
Summon rabid tortoises (automatic next enemy raid) - 2
Remove negative trait - 2
Get inspiration relevant to skills - 2
Decide fate of a prisoner (execute, release, organ harvest, arena fight, enslave, etc) - 2
Respec expertise - 2
Roll the D8 of Time - 2
Increase skill by 1 (5-10) - 2
Gain positive trait - 3
Miraculously beat the next illness you get that would otherwise kill you - 3 (You actually have to buy this one ahead of time and then you'll have it until it's used up, wording wasn't clear!)
Recruit slave in relationship with colonist - 3
Roll the D20 of Heaven and Hell - 3
Increase skill by 1 (10-20) - 3
Bribe me to do something for you - ?

You can also buy any of the above for your NPC family members

[Tweed]

How many nobles do we have now anyway?

[Jordy]

Kalarion just casually building helicopters. How many Tangerines can it fit?

[Stack of Turtles]

Are any of those drop options any good? Also, I will generously make Dorfleet my heir until I manage to knock up my new wife. That should motivate the Empire to keep me safe...

[Oyster Sauce]

Are any of those drop options any good? Also, I will generously make Dorfleet my heir until I manage to knock up my new wife. That should motivate the Empire to keep me safe...

We always and forever need components/devilstrand, but it's not a tremendous amount or anything for the long cooldown. I'm partial to transportation and meatshields.

[Jordy]

Gaylene... heh

[Oyster Sauce]

Marry some bald ***** named Gaylene with a unibrow and I'll throw in a free haircut for her

[Jordy]

Rolling.

[Kalarion]

Rolling for Gaylene

[Stack of Turtles]

Are any of those drop options any good? Also, I will generously make Dorfleet my heir until I manage to knock up my new wife. That should motivate the Empire to keep me safe...

We always and forever need components/devilstrand, but it's not a tremendous amount or anything for the long cooldown. I'm partial to transportation and meatshields.

Jannies it is then. We'll get some Humbabas in to take bullets for us.

[rusty_shackleford]

Rusty does the chrono thingy on the mudblood prisoner

[LemonDemonGirl]

I see the wooden doors are still there

[rusty_shackleford]

I see the wooden doors are still there

[WhiteShark]

Good to know about buying the lethal illness prevention in advance. Next time 頬白鮫 has 3 TC, he'll buy it to avoid death by gutworms again.

[Jordy]

I see the wooden doors are still there

They're perfectly safe you conspiracy theorist!

[rusty_shackleford]

Good to know about buying the lethal illness prevention in advance. Next time 頬白鮫 has 3 TC, he'll buy it to avoid death by gutworms again.

Apparently he thought everyone knew this when we discussed it in chat

[A Chinese opium den]

I want to be on the helicopter's maiden voyage.

[Jordy]

I want to be on the helicopter's maiden voyage.

Colin McRae is the pilot.