Rimworld Episode 38: The New DLC Comes Out In Like 5 Hours And My Mods Won't Be Compatible Anymore

[Jordy]

@Oyster Sauce What happened to our warcasket warrior?

See:

Meanwhile in Duke's world:

[Oyster Sauce]

@Oyster Sauce What happened to our warcasket warrior?

The one we rented? It was only a 1 day contract. We were nice enough to make sure she didn't succumb to her wounds before sending her on her way. Duke's still around. He mostly hunts and hauls things now.

[Faceless_Sentinel]

@Oyster Sauce What happened to our warcasket warrior?

The one we rented? It was only a 1 day contract. We were nice enough to make sure she didn't succumb to her wounds before sending her on her way. Duke's still around. He mostly hunts and hauls things now.

Fight was so intense that im surprised that he wasn't on screenshots.

[rusty_shackleford]

might just be me but I feel like the episodes are releasing too fast now

[Faceless_Sentinel]

might just be me but I feel like the episodes are releasing too fast now

I need more and faster!

[Faceless_Sentinel]

@Oyster Sauce, In what age colonist considered old in this game and "oldness" became problem like debuf or something similar.

[Oyster Sauce]

@Oyster Sauce What happened to our warcasket warrior?

The one we rented? It was only a 1 day contract. We were nice enough to make sure she didn't succumb to her wounds before sending her on her way. Duke's still around. He mostly hunts and hauls things now.

Fight was so intense that im surprised that he wasn't on screenshots.

He was placed somewhere relatively safe and non-explodey so it wasn't particularly exciting for him

might just be me but I feel like the episodes are releasing too fast now

But I want to play the game

[Tangerine]

3 turtle coins for another combat trait. Take your pick.

[Oyster Sauce]

@Oyster Sauce, In what age colonist considered old in this game and "oldness" became problem like debuf or something similar.

It depends. The minimum age for a bad back is 40, becoming frail is 50, and it's 68 for dementia.

3 turtle coins for another combat trait. Take your pick.

Might have to start sending you you to punch raiders.

[Jordy]

Why did rusty do this?

[DemoGraph]

@Oyster Sauce, don't forget my roll.
Also, I've recently read this LP for the first time (almost completely) and...
If I'm not mistaken, BD was one of the triumvirs some time ago. Is he still one, even without the throat and stuff? What does it do?
What do other two senators do with their duties?

[Oyster Sauce]

@Oyster Sauce, don't forget my roll.
Also, I've recently read this LP for the first time (almost completely) and...
If I'm not mistaken, BD was one of the triumvirs some time ago. Is he still one, even without the throat and stuff? What does it do?
What do other two senators do with their duties?

Theoretically it means you can boss all of the plebs around but nobody did that so it's mostly an AoE combat buff

[DemoGraph]

@Oyster Sauce, don't forget my roll.
Also, I've recently read this LP for the first time (almost completely) and...
If I'm not mistaken, BD was one of the triumvirs some time ago. Is he still one, even without the throat and stuff? What does it do?
What do other two senators do with their duties?

Theoretically it means you can boss all of the plebs around but nobody did that so it's mostly an AoE combat buff

Oh, reaaally?..
In that case a completion of some urgent development projects is in order.

The republic demands!
1. Double bedroom with the best bed, gear, some decorations for each triumvir. Snazzy ones!
2. BD needs a personal statue in a communal party room. Double snazzy!
3. Seeing that our esteemed leader had sacrificed all his health for the good of the community, all of BDs damaged bodyparts should be replaced with the finest bionics available. ASAP!
3.1. Of course, other triumvirs should get the similar treatment.
4. Seeing that BD falls unconscious from time to time due to all the mental strain, he requires a personal slave to protect him and lick the spit off his chin when it regretfully trickles.
4.1. Somebody should be responsible for the provision and training of a suitable slavess.

[Stack of Turtles]

You know, that's a good point. Since I'm also a triumvir, I shouldn't even have to spend my hard-earned coins to get the state-mandated gf I asked for and you STILL haven't provided.

[Oyster Sauce]

You know, that's a good point. Since I'm also a triumvir, I shouldn't even have to spend my hard-earned coins to get the state-mandated gf I asked for and you STILL haven't provided.

I can request one from the Romaboos

[Finarfin]

First Name: Johnny
Last Name: Guitar
Nickname: Fin (the guitar pick makes a "fin" sound so Fin)
Sex: Male
Age: 27
Appearance: Clean Shaven, slicked back black hair. White Shirt, Brown vest, black pants, cowboy boots
Body Type: Regular
Favorite Color: Brown
Behavior: Lends a hand, can hold his own in melee and good with pistols and rifles. Tries to not get heroic but covers wounded allies if need be. Can play the guitar. (play the guitar, play it again my joooohnny)
Skills:
Shooting - 6
Melee - 5
Construction -
Mining -
Cooking -
Plants -
Animals -
Crafting - 4
Artistic - 4
Medical - 4
Social - 7
Intellectual -

Aspirations: Kill someone, Get an Aspiration, become liked, hold a concert
Childhood Backstory: Farm Kid
Adulthood: Mercenary
Traits: Careful shooter, Deftly Dodger, Hard Worker, Cat person

[Jordy]

I spend 1 turtle coin for Duke to fist fight Johnny 'Fin' Guitar to the death.

Just kidding

[Oyster Sauce]

BD's **** spine gets replaced. We're investing quite a few resources into this drooling ******.

Not enough!

Roll the D20 of Heaven and Hell - 3

For rolling a 17 you can restore any body part to a perfectly healthy natural state. You could also pass this along to someone else if you wanted. Note that bionic parts are more effective than stock flesh.

[Boontaker]

?/3 coins

Give me a badass weapon then raise my shooting to 20, is that how you get super weapons?

[Oyster Sauce]

?/3 coins

Give me a badass weapon then raise my shooting to 20, is that how you get super weapons?

Mythic weapons/equipment don't appear in the game they're created. They're found in subsequence playthroughs, the idea being that they've become legendary and have been passed down since whatever happened to the previous colonies.

Also, pick a permit.

[Boontaker]

Food drop

[DemoGraph]

BD's **** spine gets replaced. We're investing quite a few resources into this drooling ******.

Not enough!

Roll the D20 of Heaven and Hell - 3

For rolling a 17 you can restore any body part to a perfectly healthy natural state. You could also pass this along to someone else if you wanted. Note that bionic parts are more effective than stock flesh.

For a few minutes I seriously considered healing muh **** to be lego bionicle ******** terrorapist...

But nah, heal my brain (it's a miracle!).

Republic demands prosthetics for me to emit low amp electrical wiring pulse! Designed to drive women wild with pleasure!

[ArcaneLurker]

?/3 coins

Give me a badass weapon then raise my shooting to 20, is that how you get super weapons?

Mythic weapons/equipment don't appear in the game they're created. They're found in subsequence playthroughs, the idea being that they've become legendary and have been passed down since whatever happened to the previous colonies.

Also, pick a permit.

Can't Chuck craft weapons as well as uh... pockets?

[Oyster Sauce]

Episode 26: I've Been Playing A Lot Of Zelda



Vergil gets the slaves to help him conduct a ritual



He succeeds, psychically abducting a random ***** from some hostile faction



Elsewhere, more bestowing rituals. Boon is so ecstatic he decides that he really loves mountains now, which is fine since we live in one.





We ripscan the abductee's brain to prepare it for use in more advanced robots



Stack gets all fixed up and is mobile again



7 bums offer to do unpaid labor for us, can't turn that down



When I look at them I see doctors, lawyers, scientists...



Elias is making some carburetors or tail pipes or whatever cars are made of in our new garage



This global warming event has been ongoing for years at this point. It's 122F in the middle of summer and people are getting heatstroke if they stay outside for too long.



We summon and kill another insect empress since the last one vaporized herself.





We've been sent the location of a persona monosword. It's one of Val's aspirations to wield one, so we're dropping in.





Feels good to be on the other end of these





Persona weapons are like psychic AIs that permanently bond with the wielder until death and come with a bunch of random traits. Most notably, this one can change the weather when it strikes.





We unlock the ability to hulkify people. Might be worth considering if anyone out there really enjoys punching people as hard as possible.



Val almost misses the birth of his kid, we have to cut loose several injured prisoners to make it on time



But he gets there, and Diana is born



Our bugs tunnel out the future site of a public school



Some weirdo with a guitar shows up. Music skill is governed by Artistic, by the way.



This place gets real dark when the power goes out



A 105mm howitzer has been added to our battery



Loads of people got sick with gut worms, which led to them vomiting all over the kitchen, which led to meals giving everybody else food poisoning. Everybody has been puking all over the place for days and it's truly just ******* miserable



New bedrooms to accommodate all of these new *******



Vitya uses the ripscanned brain to make a fabricor robot, which can work at all sorts of workbenches which will be very useful at keeping things moving along



The Empress' pherocore was used to establish a hive that produces tanky megapedes around this chokepoint that will ideally flood out and tie up any enemies who try to cross the bridge



The happy family



Making good use of the one prisoner we managed to drag back from that assault



The constant puking is starting to make people a little wonky



He can cool off in prison



Backstop and roof cover added to the east section of walls



An imperial tribute collector and a few of us offload gold and eltex to get pity royal titles



Vitya summons the next mech boss, which is a very angry shielded necromancer type.



Let 'em have it



One shell takes out two little mechanoids, and we get to see the boss' resurrection ability



Another lands in the center of a group of turtles and kills them all



Yet another sends shrapnel into an infested ship I had kind of forgotten about, awakening a hundred or so angry bugs



They start fighting each other which is fine by me



Our megapede even starts ******* the boss up from behind before it can use its jetpack ability



It goes down to combined fire while all of its minions are tied up fighting bugs



our bugaboo makes its final stand. They do seem to provide a decent distraction and will constantly be produced by that hive for free so long as it isn't destroyed.



Day breaks and we clean up the bugs



We call in a favor to the Western Empire and they offer a diplomatic marriage in the form of this hot babe. If anybody wants her, you'd better roll a d100(+5 for each turtle coin you want to use as a bonus). Stack can call dibs though I GUESS as a faction leader.









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Oh, reaaally?..
In that case a completion of some urgent development projects is in order.

The republic demands!
1. Double bedroom with the best bed, gear, some decorations for each triumvir. Snazzy ones!
2. BD needs a personal statue in a communal party room. Double snazzy!
3. Seeing that our esteemed leader had sacrificed all his health for the good of the community, all of BDs damaged bodyparts should be replaced with the finest bionics available. ASAP!
3.1. Of course, other triumvirs should get the similar treatment.
4. Seeing that BD falls unconscious from time to time due to all the mental strain, he requires a personal slave to protect him and lick the spit off his chin when it regretfully trickles.
4.1. Somebody should be responsible for the provision and training of a suitable slavess.

Work in progress


Turtle Coins™
Black Dog = 0/3
Boon = 0/3
Boot = 3/3
Captain = 2/3
Chuck = 2/3
Duke = 1/3
Elias = 3/3
GhostCow = 3/3
Hoss = 3/3
Kalarion = 3/3
Musa = 3/3
Raviola = 3/3
Rusty = 3/3
Stack = 3/3
Tangerine = 0/3
Val = 3/3
Vergil = 3/3
Vitya = 2/3
Waifu = 3/3
Zoth = 3/3

Increase skill by 1 (0-5) - 1
Gain a passion point - 1
Summon pet turtle - 1
Romance attempt - 1
Fistfight someone - 1
Summon rabid tortoises (automatic next enemy raid) - 2
Remove negative trait - 2
Get inspiration relevant to skills - 2
Decide fate of a prisoner (execute, release, organ harvest, arena fight, enslave, etc) - 2
Respec expertise - 2
Roll the D8 of Time - 2
Increase skill by 1 (5-10) - 2
Gain positive trait - 3
Miraculously beat an otherwise fatal infection (automatic) - 3
Recruit slave in relationship with colonist - 3
Roll the D20 of Heaven and Hell - 3
Increase skill by 1 (10-20) - 3
Bribe me to do something for you - ?

You can also buy any of the above for your NPC spouse

[Stack of Turtles]

Uggggh it's a weird lookin ugly chick

I guess I'll roll and immediately spend 3 coins to add beautiful if I win

otherwise I'm still earmarking those 3 coins as a bribe for a better-looking option

[Oyster Sauce]

Uggggh it's a weird lookin ugly chick

I guess I'll roll and immediately spend 3 coins to add beautiful if I win

otherwise I'm still earmarking those 3 coins as a bribe for a better-looking option

[Val the Moofia Boss]

We ripscan the abductee's brain to prepare it for use in more advanced robots

This sounds horrifying. Lemme read the wiki:

A pod with thousands of tissue probe injectors and an ultra-high-power vaporizing brain scanner. Once a person is inserted, the device will insert the probes into their body through the skin while the ripscanner chews through the brain, reading the reflected radiation and destroying the brain in the process. Ripscanning the mind generates a neuro-psychic pattern that the scanner can analog-transfer to a new high-tier mechanoid subcore.

Subcores are mechanoid brains and producing any mechanoid requires one. High-tier subcores produced by this ripscanner can only power high-tier mechanoids.

Wait, so every time one of those mech swarm pods drop, they are the result of dozens or hundreds of people who were sacrificed?

[Jordy]

_{I really wish I'd searched for this image with safe search turned on}

[Val the Moofia Boss]

Spend three turtle coins for Val Moofia to gain the Tough trait.

[boot]

I spend my Turtle Coins to fistfight Kalarion, Ghostcow, and Rusty, in that order.