Baldur's Gate 3

[Emphyrio]

The difference is one of them actually is fun to play.

Which one?

[Acrux]

Okay, enjoy your game where literally the first thing you do is determine your character's **** size. Very fun for a jew.

[Shillitron]

Okay, enjoy your game where literally the first thing you do is determine your character's **** size. Very fun for a jew.

There is a "DO YOU WANT TO SEE NUDITY YES OR NO" prompt at the start of the game.

This feels like someone bitching that their hand hurts after touching a hot stove.

[Acrux]

"JUST DON'T PLAY THE PARTS WITH BESTIALITY, OR *******, OR ********, OR WHY SUPPORTING DEMONS IS GOOD. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S WRONG." Like we haven't been hearing that argument for the past several years about the slide into honestly, no-hyperbole degeneracy in games.

Cool, cool. I wouldn't expect a jew to understand why someone with morals might be opposed to this.

[Shillitron]

"JUST DON'T PLAY THE PARTS WITH BESTIALITY, OR *******, OR ********, OR WHY SUPPORTING DEMONS IS GOOD. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S WRONG." Like we haven't been hearing that argument for the past several years about the slide into honestly, no-hyperbole degeneracy in games.

Cool, cool. I wouldn't expect a jew to understand why someone with morals might be opposed to this.

Is this really the first DnD game where there's been a "good demon" you don't feel like you are reaching at all here?

[Acrux]

No.

[rusty_shackleford]

Companions can be fully respecced, including selecting an entirely new class, btw.

At what point in the game is that happening?

early

[rusty_shackleford]

No.

ever heard of a game called planetscape tournament?

[Shillitron]

No.

Drow are supposed to be evil too.. does that mean the Drizzt novel series is promoting anti-reglion and degeneracy?

[Emphyrio]

@Shillitron Unironically, how is Big Gay 3 more fun than Pissfinder?

[Acrux]

No.

ever heard of a game called planetscape tournament?

Yeah, I'm familiar with that overwrought visual novel.

No.

Drow are supposed to be evil too.. does that mean the Drizzt novel series is promoting anti-reglion and degeneracy?

I dunno. I've never read a D&D novel. I only read literature.

[rusty_shackleford]

@Shillitron Unironically, how is Big Gay 3 more fun than Pissfinder?

It's actually fun to play.

[Atlantico]

No.

Drow are supposed to be evil too.. does that mean the Drizzt novel series is promoting anti-reglion and degeneracy?

#	TITLE	SERIES	PUBLICATION DATE
1	Homeland	The Dark Elf Trilogy	September 1, 1990
2	Exile	The Dark Elf Trilogy	September 1, 1990
3	Sojourn	The Dark Elf Trilogy	September 1, 1990
4	The Crystal Shard	The Icewind Dale Trilogy	January 5, 1988
5	Streams of Silver	The Icewind Dale Trilogy	April 5, 1989
6	The Halfling’s Gem	The Icewind Dale Trilogy	June 5, 1990
7	The Legacy	The Legacy of the Drow	June 1, 1992
8	Starless Night	The Legacy of the Drow	June 1, 1993
9	Siege of Darkness	The Legacy of the Drow	June 1, 1994
10	Passage to Dawn	The Legacy of the Drow	June 1, 1996
11	The Silent Blade	Paths of Darkness	June 1, 1998
12	The Spine of the World	Paths of Darkness	January 5, 1999
13	Sea of Swords	Paths of Darkness	June 6, 2000
14	Servant of the Shard	The Sellswords	June 1, 1998
15	Promise of the Witch King	The Sellswords	January 5, 1999
16	Road of the Patriarch	The Sellswords	June 6, 2000
17	The Thousand Orcs	The Hunter’s Blades Trilogy	July 1, 2002
18	The Lone Drow	The Hunter’s Blades Trilogy	October 7, 2003
19	The Two Swords	The Hunter’s Blades Trilogy	October 5, 2004
20	The Orc King	The Transitions	October 10, 2007
21	The Pirate King	The Transitions	October 7, 2008
22	The Ghost King	The Transitions	October 6, 2009
23	Gauntlgrym	The Neverwinter Saga	October 5, 2010
24	Neverwinter	The Neverwinter Saga	October 4, 2011
25	Charon’s Claw	The Neverwinter Saga	August 7, 2012
26	The Last Threshold	The Neverwinter Saga	March 5, 2013
27	The Companions	The Sundering	August 6, 2013
28	Night of the Hunter	The Companions Codex	March 4, 2014
29	Rise of the King	The Companions Codex	September 30, 2014
30	Vengeance of the Iron Dwarf	The Companions Codex	March 3, 2015
31	Archmage	The Homecoming Trilogy	September 1, 2015
32	Maestro	The Homecoming Trilogy	October 25, 2016
33	Hero	The Homecoming Trilogy	October 3, 2017
34	Timeless	Generations	September 4, 2018
35	Boundless	Generations	September 10, 2019
36	Relentless	Generations	July 28, 2020
37	Starlight Enclave	The Way of the Drow	August 3, 2021
38	Glacier’s Edge	The Way of the Drow	August 9, 2022
39	Lolth’s Warrior	The Way of the Drow	August 15, 2023

... very well may be that's exactly what the series is promoting, who knows! — I gave up after the first ten books

https://dicecove.com/resources/the-lege ... zzt-books/

[rusty_shackleford]

We have table support?
wtf

[Shillitron]

@Shillitron Unironically, how is Big Gay 3 more fun than Pissfinder?

Pathfinder is just endless combat scenarios in rooms / map nodes on a completely linear path.

There's no cities to explore, dialogue is laborious to click through, essays of dribble, """dungeons""" are just single path corridors with maybe a skippable room occasionally.
I gave the first game a pass because I figured they had a budget to constrain and were getting their feet wet a little.. but now I see they really only know how to lift and shift 3.5E mechanics into a game and throw endless combat at you until you're blue in the face.

The demon city was the last straw for me. Endless back tracking through corridor city where buggy buildings keep lifting and lower depending what degree my camera is facing - pure aids. Oh and the DLC shovelware? That's jewish tricks ack-tually.

I'm getting pretty tired of this slavic eurotrash being dumped on me actually.
Going forward, I demand 3 Beregost's of city content in my RPG's.
I'm just tired of games coming out 20 years after BG1 and calling 3 locked chests "exploration"

[rusty_shackleford]

House at the edge of time should have been evidence enough of the kind of original content owlcat is capable of.

[Atlantico]

We have table support?
wtf

not exactly "support" ... it wasn't easy, copy/pasted each entry

[Shillitron]

... very well may be that's exactly what the series is promoting, who knows! — I gave up after the first ten books

First homeworld book was filled with Gay (lesbo) Sex orgies, (and Demon on Drow Rape Murder Rituals) and the main character is an evil race (Elf ******) becoming a good-goy (Drizzt Dindu Nuffin)

Acrux reasons for why BG3 is ****, actually applies to all of DnD / Forgotten Realms going back to the 90's. Especially if he's gonna argue "It doesn't matter if I engage with it or not at my DM table, existing = Jewish subversive tricks!!"

If that's how he rolls fine, Hug your bible bro, 2pure4me..

[rusty_shackleford]

We have table support?
wtf

not exactly "support" ... it wasn't easy, copy/pasted each entry

I'll put it on my todo list to support copy-pasting tables in the WYSIWYG editor. Now that the Vault is operational it's next on my list after uhm… completing the ignore feature.

[Shillitron]

uhm… completing the ignore feature.

But if everyone puts me on ignore.. who am I gonna shill Baldurs Goy 3 to?
I need my quota or Larian won't pay me.

[rusty_shackleford]

uhm… completing the ignore feature.

But if everyone puts me on ignore.. who am I gonna shill Baldurs Goy 3 to?
I need my quota or Larian won't pay me.

Posts are already hidden when you have someone on ignore, I still need to add thread ignoring and figure out the best way to handle hiding posts on the index.

[Emphyrio]

Acrux reasons for why BG3 is ****, actually applies to all of DnD / Forgotten Realms going back to the 90's.

Yeah D&D has always sucked.

[Humbaba]

The game might actually be good but right now the media is full with cocksucking for Larian and propaganda, I'll wait and see what the esteemed dickweeds here and on the dex have to say.



-Humbaba

[aweigh]

Larian is so, so far above Owlqueer that they shouldn't even be considered peers.

[krokodil]

The game might actually be good but right now the media is full with cocksucking for Larian and propaganda, I'll wait and see what the esteemed dickweeds here and on the dex have to say.



-Humbaba

"I won't listen to the media cocksucking Larian propaganda, I'll wait and see what kind of cocksucking Larian propaganda the dickweeds here and on the dex have to say."

[Acrux]

Acrux reasons for why BG3 is ****, actually applies to all of DnD / Forgotten Realms going back to the 90's

Yes.

This game has just been the dividing line for me. I've put up with this **** in games for a long time, and when BG3 is actually promoting bestiality and things like that in the game (even if it's incredibly small, optional content), I just can't look past it anymore.

[rusty_shackleford]

The itemization is, quite surprisingly, good. Didn't think Larian had it in them after DOS1 & DOS2 randomized colored item puke loot. Most magical items that aren't Sword +1 have interesting effects.

[rusty_shackleford]

This game has just been the dividing line for me. I've put up with this **** in games for a long time, and when BG3 is actually promoting bestiality and things like that in the game (even if it's incredibly small, optional content), I just can't look past it anymore.

That ship sailed in 2001 with Arcanum tho

Plus it was an actual animal you rape.

[J1M]

Companions can be fully respecced, including selecting an entirely new class, btw.

At what point in the game is that happening?

You receive a new visitor at camp as a reward for fully exploring the keep next to where you meet Shadowheart on the shore. (Door has a DC 20 lock, but it isn't the only entrance.)

[Acrux]

This game has just been the dividing line for me. I've put up with this **** in games for a long time, and when BG3 is actually promoting bestiality and things like that in the game (even if it's incredibly small, optional content), I just can't look past it anymore.

That ship sailed in 2001 with Arcanum tho

Plus it was an actual animal you rape.

I don't disagree, there's been opportunities to be a reprobate in games for a long time. But the difference I see here is that rather than keeping it hidden away as if they were ashamed (aka the good old days), Larian is actually using that in it's advertising.