Rimworld Episode 38: The New DLC Comes Out In Like 5 Hours And My Mods Won't Be Compatible Anymore

[Tweed]

I'm willing to grant the gift of unlife if the price is right.

[Val the Moofia Boss]

Spend three turtle coins to roll the d20 of heaven and hell.

[Val the Moofia Boss]

Not sure if I did that right

[Jordy]

These always make me laugh.

@Oyster Sauce Is there a positive trait I can pick that would go well with the warcasket?

@Oyster Sauce I'll spend 3 Turtle Coins to give Duke the Tough or Trigger Happy trait. Your choice which.

@Oyster Sauce Which one did you choose?

[WhiteShark]

Not sure if I did that right

I don't think you did. You have to put a "d" in front of the number in the prompt.

edit: Yeah, if you just enter 20, it gives you... 20.

[Val the Moofia Boss]

Not sure if I did that right

I don't think you did. You have to put a "d" in front of the number in the prompt.

edit: Yeah, if you just enter 20, it gives you... 20.

I see. Attempting again.

[Kalarion]

I'll spend my 3 Turtle Coins ^TM for a trait that makes me harder to kill in combat. Your choice, I don't know enough to make an informed decision.

[Havitner]

Unsubscribing from this thread because I don't want to spoil too much of the DLC content before my next playthrough.
Great job so far, very entertaining. I've already started making a character for the next one, if you decide to do more.

[Jordy]

Unsubscribing from this thread because I don't want to spoil too much of the DLC content before my next playthrough.
Great job so far, very entertaining. I've already started making a character for the next one, if you decide to do more.

I only have the base game and Oyster's play throughs always make me go back and play it but my base game experience can't compare. I even downloaded the same mods that I could but it still isn't the same without the DLC.

[Oyster Sauce]

Another go at the D20 of heaven and hell.

Roll a 23

These always make me laugh.

@Oyster Sauce Is there a positive trait I can pick that would go well with the warcasket?

@Oyster Sauce I'll spend 3 Turtle Coins to give Duke the Tough or Trigger Happy trait. Your choice which.

@Oyster Sauce Which one did you choose?

Trigger Happy since your autorifle is a bit slow to fire

Not sure if I did that right

I don't think you did. You have to put a "d" in front of the number in the prompt.

edit: Yeah, if you just enter 20, it gives you... 20.

I see. Attempting again.

Roll a 6

I'll spend my 3 Turtle Coins ^TM for a trait that makes me harder to kill in combat. Your choice, I don't know enough to make an informed decision.

You become Tough

[A Chinese opium den]

Another go at the D20 of heaven and hell.

Roll a 23

How exciting...

[Oyster Sauce]

Another go at the D20 of heaven and hell.

Roll a 23

How exciting...

Hoss has acquired the psychic powers of the Protector!



He can choose a level 1 power and then unlock more via regular meditation or psytrainer injectors.

[A Chinese opium den]

Roll a 23

How exciting...

Hoss has acquired the psychic powers of the Protector!



He can choose a level 1 power and then unlock more via regular meditation or psytrainer injectors.

I'll take painblock then.

[Jordy]

Finally, a decent roll for Big Hoss.

[Val the Moofia Boss]

Roll a 6

Hmmmm

[A Chinese opium den]

Finally, a decent roll for Big Hoss.

Don't forget, I did get one year younger last time.

[Jordy]

Finally, a decent roll for Big Hoss.

Don't forget, I did get one year younger last time.

Everything's coming up Millhoss!

[Oyster Sauce]

Episode 23: Musa Is Missing!


Liquor and infected kidneys turned out to be a bad combination for Tangerine



Due to Val's rotten roll, a few colonies of alpha beavers have shown up. Unlike regular old beavers, these guys completely devour entire forests if left alone for a few days. You've gotta go out and blast them if you don't want all of the wood stripped from the map.



BD suppressing the obelisk's activity level when it gets too high. I don't know how he does it, but he does it.



Expanded the dining room to accommodate our larger population and all of the guests that come by.



Vitya wants to try to woo Waifu, but he's hopeless...



Maybe he should set his sights on the nice young slave lass, Kimberlee. She's out milking the cows. We bought cows at some point btw.



Starting a little construction project.



One of the kids we're taking care of discovers some weird sloughed off flesh in the freezer. Someone among us may be an imposter. We really have nothing to go on for now, so this is kind of a wait-and-see type deal.





I accidentally find a menu where the accent color of Vitya's bots can be changed



A weird vampire lady approaches. She claims to be a genius scientist and wants to join our colony.



Stack is more interested in the charge rifle she's carrying and ruthlessly guns her down. While bleeding out, she lets out a terrible scream which is then echoed back all around us.



As soon as he makes it inside the gate, a bunch of invisible sightstealers reveal themselves and attack



Our new spotlight lights them up



Stack gets swarmed and beat up a bit before remembering that he has wings



Oyster gets more savagely mauled while doing some late-night cotton picking



Stack also remembers that he can breathe fire



Another gaggle appears outside the west wall after all fighters have been sent to help out the east side



Musa tries to rescue an ally and gets torn up



Eventually they're all dealt with, but now there's a huge fire to put out



BD is starting to have back problems. One more body part that needs replacing. He moves at like 16% speed now.



While suppressing the obelisk, Musa finds himself instantly teleported into a strange chamber with nothing inside but two stuck doors.



He's still recovering from his wounds, so he decides to get some sleep before making any bold moves.



Vergil studies the obelisk to try to figure out what the **** happened.



Morning(?) comes and Musa realizes he's going to die of dehydration if he doesn't find water soon. It takes a while to force these doors.



Kirsten's pregnancy progresses.



Another empty room



Musa scholarly takes out a mutant. He might not have any food or water, but he's packing tons of ammo.



Thanks to his supreme polyglotical experience he's able to decipher some edgings.



Apparently, he just needs to head east.



Val, furious that his closest, wisest, and bravest friend has been taken, strikes the obelisk in anger.



Ruh roh



One by one, half of our colonists and a couple dozen animals/robots are drawn into the labyrinth



Val finds a corpse with a few MREs. This has to be the guy who left the etchings.



BD gets pulled in, though he's still unconscious from the anesthesia administered while upgrading his prosthetic leg to a bionic one.



Meanwhile, a mech cluster arrives outside our base while most of our fighters are in some fuckin' magical realm



And Oyster discovers more of that flesh in the bathroom. We can probably rule out everybody who was warped away, assuming that it hasn't been here for too long.



Duke discovers a mirror obelisk and calls Musa over to figure out how to get everybody back



Fully explored



Whatever Musa did works, and he finds himself teleported into the river. Everybody else comes back one after the other.



Surely this will have no lasting consequences on Musa.



Also, we get a marriage proposal from the Western Republic! If you're an interested bachelor in this image you can roll a 1d100 and the highest gets the babe.





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A mech cluster outside, some sort of weird fuckin' creature impersonating us inside. I wonder what will happen next? Who's going to score the hot babe? Also, I just found out that these marriage offers exist and you can even trigger them manually by contacting allies.
Also, Waifu rolled and got a cooking inspiration I forgot to mention :weeb:


Turtle Coins™
Black Dog = 3/3
Boon = 3/3
Boot = 3/3
Captain = 3/3
Chuck = 1/3
Duke = 2/3
Elias = 1/3
GhostCow = 3/3
Hoss = 0/3
Kalarion = 0/3
Musa = 3/3
Raviola = 3/3
Rusty = 3/3
Stack = 2/3
Tangerine = 1/3
Val = 0/3
Vergil = 3/3
Vitya = 3/3
Waifu = 0/3
Zoth = 3/3

Increase skill by 1 (0-5) - 1
Gain a passion point - 1
Summon pet turtle - 1
Romance attempt - 1
Fistfight someone - 1
Summon rabid tortoises (automatic next enemy raid) - 2
Remove negative trait - 2
Get inspiration relevant to skills - 2
Decide fate of a prisoner (execute, release, organ harvest, arena fight, enslave, etc) - 2
Respec expertise - 2
Roll the D8 of Time - 2
Increase skill by 1 (5-10) - 2
Imprison and interrogate someone you suspect is an imposter - 2 (NEW!)
Gain positive trait - 3
Miraculously beat an otherwise fatal infection (automatic) - 3
Recruit slave in relationship with colonist - 3
Roll the D20 of Heaven and Hell - 3
Increase skill by 1 (10-20) - 3
Bribe me to do something for you - ?

You can also buy any of the above for your NPC spouse (NEW!)

[LemonDemonGirl]

Can Captain get 3+ to his Shooting Skill?

[A Chinese opium den]

I just love rolling, don't care what for.

[Oyster Sauce]

I just love rolling, don't care what for.

That's right you little ******* ***** she's MINE

[Faceless_Sentinel]

Vitya rolls the D20 of Heaven and Hell.

[Faceless_Sentinel]

Just for the joke, Vitya also roll 1d100.

[WhiteShark]

@GhostCow come roll for the tiefling wife.

[Jordy]

@Oyster Sauce I'm going to spend 2 Turtle Coins to remove the negative trait Annoying Voice. Duke should have a cool Vader like voice now.

[ArcaneLurker]

@Oyster Sauce
Don't forget to attempt another rizzing of Waifu now that Chuck has another coin.

[GhostCow]

@GhostCow come roll for the tiefling wife.

I don't know how to do that. Like this?

[WhiteShark]

@GhostCow come roll for the tiefling wife.

I don't know how to do that. Like this?

At the top right of any of your posts is a dice button. Click that and enter "d100" without the quotes.

[Stack of Turtles]

Hmm. Maybe if she were beautiful. I guess I could roll and then force-feed her the trait with coins.

[rusty_shackleford]

what are we rolling for?