Can you follow basic instructions?
Are you willing to perform work without compensation?
Do I have a job for you!
Can I get a new fruit or vegetable badge for doing it?rusty_shackleford wrote: β February 23rd, 2025, 22:13Are you fluent in English?
Can you follow basic instructions?
Are you willing to perform work without compensation?
Do I have a job for you!
Contact @WhiteShark NOW about becoming a prestigious Game Review Reviewer!
You may negotiate any form of rewards, digital or otherwise, with @WhiteSharkStack of Turtles wrote: β February 23rd, 2025, 22:17Can I get a new fruit or vegetable badge for doing it?rusty_shackleford wrote: β February 23rd, 2025, 22:13Are you fluent in English?
Can you follow basic instructions?
Are you willing to perform work without compensation?
Do I have a job for you!
Contact @WhiteShark NOW about becoming a prestigious Game Review Reviewer!
We're recruiting those too.Tangerine wrote: β February 24th, 2025, 03:54I thought this was going to be about reviewing Youtube shills.
Rusty can steal my voice, but not my soul.
logincrash wrote:I genuinely hope you die a painful death. The sooner you are killed, the better.
.π₯ έ ΛThulsaDoomer wrote:Please visit a scenic bridge and plummet into its pristine waters. In fact, I'm not requesting, just do it.
All I can imagine this being like is 6hrs a day trying to answer the questions from 4 different department managers who in actuality are keeping you from doing what it would take for you to be able to answer them (which is play the game) then spend 8 more hours playing a game while skipping most of the interesting stuff just to have a mild amount of familiarity with mechanics a few regurgitated bits of story and STILL never complete the game (but you did go and find a few screen shots of the ending for your review). Then you turn it in and some womxn (always one of those even if they ain't a pink hair) and they kick it back to tell you how they feel it is missing something with zero actual constructive criticism for you to work off of. Then you remember to send it to Jerry (good ole Jerry), and he runs it through a spell check and counts the words (maybe asks for a couple more images) and posts it for you cause as long as it covers the base word count the number of views is all that matters.enisey wrote: β April 29th, 2026, 02:28I blocked it from memory until now, but I was actually a staff member for one of the major Planet websites of the IGN/Gamerspy network.
Playing games for fun and playing games for work are 2 completely different experiences. It sucked.