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► WhiteShark told me to put this image of gay anal missionary sex into a spoiler and I refused at first because Rusty disagree reacted a post asking for it to be spoilered but he's overruling my decision and I will submit to his authority like Hans Capon submitted to Henry's BBC (Big Bohemian ****)
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Oyster Sauce wrote: February 4th, 2025, 12:32
► NSFW KCD2 Gay Sex (Humorously Revised)
Yea i was wrong. So glad everyone else is always right about everything. :scratch-pipe:
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rusty_shackleford wrote: February 4th, 2025, 11:19
anyone got the image of WAB saying it's a post-game kiss or something?
U DUNNA SAE ANYTHING.. ITS A FOOKIN KISS..

> Jenkem posts picture of Hans and Henry *** ******* each other in bed
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@rusty_shackleford and @Oyster Sauce confirmed gay, also.
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maidenhaver wrote: February 4th, 2025, 12:42
@rusty_shackleford and @Oyster Sauce confirmed gay, also.
Wretch wrote: January 10th, 2025, 15:29
Rusty streamed them for me and we slept on mic after.
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Pro tip: don't quote images you want put behind NSFW spoilers because it makes me have to spoiler the original and every post that quotes it.
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Shillitron wrote: February 4th, 2025, 12:48
maidenhaver wrote: February 4th, 2025, 12:42
@rusty_shackleford and @Oyster Sauce confirmed gay, also.
Wretch wrote: January 10th, 2025, 15:29
Rusty streamed them for me and we slept on mic after.
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Lots of fed coke turned him gay, and wretch was too religious to not be gay.
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rusty_shackleford wrote: February 4th, 2025, 11:19
anyone got the image of WAB saying it's a post-game kiss or something?


6:55
You kiss a man in a cutscene that's entirely skippable and then there's a a sort of a scene of you both lying on the bed there's no you don't see any uh sex or anything like that and then it cuts away or you can just press escape and get rid of it so in a role playing game you can you can do the same in Skyrim
28:33
there not even any sex in it in in that sense it's a kiss that's it
40:07
I think it's a five or six second cut scene where the where the guys kiss and then you see them on the bed and that's it that's it that literally is it
40:38
Henry isn't gay you know by default he is straight and he stays straight unless you go out of your way to find this little thing in the game where you can have this kiss that's it
45:36
I'm actually sitting here on a Sunday night having to defend a 5 second man-on-man kiss scene that takes up about half a percent of the game that most gamers will never even see
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Oyster Sauce wrote: February 4th, 2025, 12:52
rusty_shackleford wrote: February 4th, 2025, 11:19
anyone got the image of WAB saying it's a post-game kiss or something?


6:55
You kiss a man in a cutscene that's entirely skippable and then there's a a sort of a scene of you both lying on the bed there's no you don't see any uh sex or anything like that and then it cuts away or you can just press escape and get rid of it so in a role playing game you can you can do the same in Skyrim

You need a youtube video of this audio clip spliced over the entire cutscene. :popcorn2:
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Oyster Sauce wrote: February 4th, 2025, 12:52
Mack being a ****:
"I'm actually sitting here on a Sunday night having to defend a 5 second man-on-man kiss scene that takes up about half a percent of the game that most gamers will never even see"
Was this the moment he realized he took a wrong turn in life?
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The gay porn thread vergil always wanted, given to him by the ****, the czechs, and this board's gay administration.
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it's so utterly, completely, beyond over
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RangerBoo wrote: February 4th, 2025, 06:03
Xenich wrote: February 3rd, 2025, 18:02
"They had a such a great relationship in the first..."

That comment is a perfect example of *** brain. They just can't see past the *******. The concept of two men having a good relationship is a matter of fact progression to sex for them. It is why if you have ever seen straight guys around **** at work who don't shun them or keep distance, it always ends up with the *** trying to hit on them.

It is such unbelievable brain rot that has been pushed so much that straight guys are questioning their interactions with other males as if it is "gay" or not.

The psyop is real.
Hate to say it but you mainly see this mindset more from women then you do gay men. Women today have an unhealthy fetish for homosexuality. If they see two men getting along they think that they must want to **** and that it is so hot. The reason for this is because most women have little to no friends who are also women themselves. Since they mostly interact with men they think all men want to do is ****. Because of that they can not fathom why members of the same sex would get along with each other and not want to ****. It doesn't help that female entertainment is geared towards LGBTQ ****. Every story or piece of fiction made for women has gay **** in it. It is sickening. Yaoi brain rot is real. There is also a psychological drive for their fascination with gay men which is an emasculation fetish. I think you all know why.
That is odd...

Maybe a generational thing? All through my early years, two men were considered absolutely bone shattering disgusting to women (they could accept two women easier than that). Granted the social programming at that point hadn't gotten to the two men thing in the media much. The "promotion" (not comedic relief) was more of 2000's and above thing with it only being "mainstream" with movies like "Broke Back Mountain" which even then at least anecdotally, women found two men to be disgusting.

I am guessing this is the more modern "purple hair, fat-fem,..." types? Like I said, I never experienced the suggestion of two males being anything other than revulsion up until more recent times as it concerns general acceptance.

What you say makes sense concerning the emasculation fetish though, but like I said, most of those types of feminists in my time were not a norm to any engagement level (that or due to the times they kept quiet about it). Then again, most of the "feminist" in my time were more... "commercialized" in the non-sexual focus (ie don't need a man, women can do anything, etc...) as it hadn't reached the perversion stage at that point in what I noticed.

I do notice it what you mean now though, it is fairly obvious in with the content you see.

That said, **** in my time were always brain rot like this. You always had to keep distance from them or any normal interaction would result in them thinking it was sexual. Seen a lot of straight guys get ambushed by them due to it.
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Cedric wrote: February 4th, 2025, 11:48
Embarrassing and gay. Only way to save it is if this leads to them being beheaded righteously.
Not that it would make me play it, but if they treated homosexuality like stealing (in terms of being caught and then word getting around making the player an outlaw where if caught, they were executed), then at least it would be somewhat realistic. This though is just a means for **** to play out fantasies about corrupting straight Christians. The whole game is an absolute insult, much worse than games like DA:V or the like.

Anyone who plays this is absolutely a **** *** and has no self respect regardless if they ever "do the gay". Playing the game is an admission of being such and that is why I think they did it.
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Xenich wrote: February 4th, 2025, 13:59
Cedric wrote: February 4th, 2025, 11:48
Embarrassing and gay. Only way to save it is if this leads to them being beheaded righteously.
Not that it would make me play it, but if they treated homosexuality like stealing (in terms of being caught and then word getting around making the player an outlaw where if caught, they were executed), then at least it would be somewhat realistic. This though is just a means for **** to play out fantasies about corrupting straight Christians. The whole game is an absolute insult, much worse than games like DA:V or the like.

Anyone who plays this is absolutely a **** *** and has no self respect regardless if they ever "do the gay". Playing the game is an admission of being such and that is why I think they did it.
DA:V is slop, but this is subversive. Supporting a company who peddle this smut, and -openly- lie to, and attempt to gaslight their customers honestly makes you worthy of ridicule.

What a joke.
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Lol, someone just put together the bluesky posts from the IGN reviewer and start posting around on 4chan and it got deleted by a janitor, why? Like people already don't know what is in the final game lol.

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Also Vavra knows his people really well: https://www.gameshub.com/news/reviews/k ... w-2659924/

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TKVNC wrote: February 4th, 2025, 14:09
Xenich wrote: February 4th, 2025, 13:59
Cedric wrote: February 4th, 2025, 11:48
Embarrassing and gay. Only way to save it is if this leads to them being beheaded righteously.
Not that it would make me play it, but if they treated homosexuality like stealing (in terms of being caught and then word getting around making the player an outlaw where if caught, they were executed), then at least it would be somewhat realistic. This though is just a means for **** to play out fantasies about corrupting straight Christians. The whole game is an absolute insult, much worse than games like DA:V or the like.

Anyone who plays this is absolutely a **** *** and has no self respect regardless if they ever "do the gay". Playing the game is an admission of being such and that is why I think they did it.
DA:V is slop, but this is subversive. Supporting a company who peddle this smut, and -openly- lie to, and attempt to gaslight their customers honestly makes you worthy of ridicule.

What a joke.
Wowow.. Hold the phone.
Reminder that even EA tried to hide Taash from marketing material because they knew a non-binary gender fluid Qunari was ********.

**** on warhorse but lets not rewrite history to say EA / Bioshit were the heckin good goys. :mad:
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Shillitron wrote: February 4th, 2025, 14:16
TKVNC wrote: February 4th, 2025, 14:09
Xenich wrote: February 4th, 2025, 13:59


Not that it would make me play it, but if they treated homosexuality like stealing (in terms of being caught and then word getting around making the player an outlaw where if caught, they were executed), then at least it would be somewhat realistic. This though is just a means for **** to play out fantasies about corrupting straight Christians. The whole game is an absolute insult, much worse than games like DA:V or the like.

Anyone who plays this is absolutely a **** *** and has no self respect regardless if they ever "do the gay". Playing the game is an admission of being such and that is why I think they did it.
DA:V is slop, but this is subversive. Supporting a company who peddle this smut, and -openly- lie to, and attempt to gaslight their customers honestly makes you worthy of ridicule.

What a joke.
Wowow.. Hold the phone.
Reminder that even EA tried to hide Taash from marketing material because they knew a non-binary gender fluid Qunari was ********.

**** on warhorse but lets not rewrite history to say EA / Bioshit were the heckin good goys. :mad:
I don't remember it being hidden, but it was leaked anyway.

Did Bioware go on stream and directly lie to people? I don't remember that, but I really didn't care about DA:V so maybe I missed it.
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TKVNC wrote: February 4th, 2025, 14:23
I don't remember it being hidden, but it was leaked anyway.
Just like... Musa and Hans Fan-Fiction?

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Shillitron wrote: February 4th, 2025, 14:32
TKVNC wrote: February 4th, 2025, 14:23
I don't remember it being hidden, but it was leaked anyway.
Just like... Musa and Hans Fan-Fiction?

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Well sure. But also "we're not banned" and "trust us".
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WhiteShark wrote: February 4th, 2025, 12:49
Pro tip: don't quote images you want put behind NSFW spoilers because it makes me have to spoiler the original and every post that quotes it.
Yea come on guys don't make the.... internet moderators job harder (xD)
I'm just stating the facts.
Question is are you going to gargle the truth or swallow?
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Funny, Jannies don't wanna janny huh?
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Finarfin wrote: February 4th, 2025, 15:06
Funny, Jannies don't wanna janny huh?
No, never
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Manny V wrote: February 4th, 2025, 13:39
it's so utterly, completely, beyond over
Why not see the bright side? You saved about 40+ hours of your precious life by skipping another modern woke slop.
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Oyster Sauce wrote: February 4th, 2025, 12:32
► WhiteShark told me to put this image of gay anal missionary sex into a spoiler and I refused at first because Rusty disagree reacted a post asking for it to be spoilered but he's overruling my decision and I will submit to his authority like Hans Capon submitted to Henry's BBC (Big Bohemian ****)
Hans bottoms? Unexpected.
I'm just stating the facts.
Question is are you going to gargle the truth or swallow?
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Xenich wrote: February 4th, 2025, 13:51
Maybe a generational thing? All through my early years, two men were considered absolutely bone shattering disgusting to women (they could accept two women easier than that). Granted the social programming at that point hadn't gotten to the two men thing in the media much. The "promotion" (not comedic relief) was more of 2000's and above thing with it only being "mainstream" with movies like "Broke Back Mountain" which even then at least anecdotally, women found two men to be disgusting.
Here's something that will shock you to the absolute core: women lie.
They were lying then, and they aren't now, because they sense the public will has shifted and they won't be penalized for the truth.
Most women, nearly all, are trained from little girls, by other girls and women, to probe for public consensus and adhere to it publicly, despite whatever they may feel and think privately.
You may as well not bother replying to my posts if it's to argue anything except concrete facts or your personal opinion. I still probably won't see it.
Reject your retarded-wing political programming and learn to think.
If you can.
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Remember: "Don't believe everything you read on the internet, guys."

If given the opportunity, I would beat Vavra and every ****** that worked on this game with a shovel, then bury them all alive with it in a man-pile in a big hole.
You may as well not bother replying to my posts if it's to argue anything except concrete facts or your personal opinion. I still probably won't see it.
Reject your retarded-wing political programming and learn to think.
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Someone needs to make a mod where Vavra is brutally murdered repeatedly
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Oyster Sauce wrote: February 4th, 2025, 12:12
Remember when they mocapped an explicit gay sex scene and said "teehed Saudi Arabia hasn't banned our game, what are you talking about? Don't believe everything you hear online!"
"It's just a kiss at the end of the game and it definitely isn't Hans! Also, there's totally no negro either!"

Funny to look back at all the lying. Now it's many gay romances and gay sex scenes are in. The negro is superhuman. **** have an entire quarter and are getting holocausted. There's a quest to help some white girl escape with her subhuman lover, complete with her dad being a nazi chud apparently. Gyppos everywhere.

Good times.
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Henry and Hans would be helping burn out the **** and considering it an act of purifying Christendom from evil foreigners, just like the Cumans.
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You may as well not bother replying to my posts if it's to argue anything except concrete facts or your personal opinion. I still probably won't see it.
Reject your retarded-wing political programming and learn to think.
If you can.