Avowed, a TOW-like game from Obsidian

[Marcus]

Meanwhile, Varva is singlehandedly convincing everyone that Czechs are *******.

That did not take much convincing.

[Marcus]

@gerey what kind of Slav were you again? Western Slav, Eastern Slav or Southern Slav?

[gerey]

@gerey what kind of Slav were you again? Western Slav, Eastern Slav or Southern Slav?

Balkanoid, so Southern Slav.

[Reichspepe]

I'll report back on this since I own the deluxe edition. I swear if they don't let me make a white man, I will tell the dude I'm refunding the gift.

Can't you somehow gift me the game? I want to try it out but not buy it, and I'm too lazy to pirate it

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No, I am not curious enough to take 5 minutes of my day just to pirate it

[Marcus]

@gerey what kind of Slav were you again? Western Slav, Eastern Slav or Southern Slav?

Balkanoid, so Southern Slav.

In your opinion, would you say Southern Slavs are superior to Western and/or Eastern Slavs?

[Finarfin]

Can't you somehow gift me the game? I want to try it out but not buy it, and I'm too lazy to pirate it

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No, I am not curious enough to take 5 minutes of my day just to pirate it

Then just wait for me to show you goys, **** from the game.

[gerey]

In your opinion, would you say Southern Slavs are superior to Western and/or Eastern Slavs?

We're all equally ******** and need a strong leader to tardwrangle us.

Serbs are the most ******** though.

[Marcus]

We're all equally ********.

How diplomatic of you. Feel free to send my your actual opinion via PM.

[Shillitron]

I will tell the dude I'm refunding the gift.

Nobody believes some random dude bought you this game.

Not my fault that you are a *** with no friends.

"Hah.. I didn't want to play Avowed.. My B-b-bro bought it for me. Haha.. he's so gay... Like I'd ever play this... uhh.. well I guess I better install it and see if I can make a white character.. but if I can't my bro is in big trouble ha-ha..." - XxX_Commander_Sheppard_Fan_69_XxX



Sounds legit.

[rusty_shackleford]

I will tell the dude I'm refunding the gift.

Nobody believes some random dude bought you this game.

Not my fault that you are a *** with no friends.

@Shillitron since I'm your best friend you can gift me games

[Hyborian]

Meanwhile, Varva is singlehandedly convincing everyone that Czechs are *******.

If by "everyone" you mean a tiny, irrelevant echo chamber, then sure.

[Acrux]

Give it up for @Hyborian! He loves the gays, everyone.

[Shillitron]

Nobody believes some random dude bought you this game.

Not my fault that you are a *** with no friends.

@Shillitron since I'm your best friend you can gift me games

Friends don't buy other friends Avowed.

[Shillitron]

Give it up for @Hyborian! He loves the gays, everyone.

This is becoming a common trend on this forum.

[rusty_shackleford]

potential companions are:
dwarf
negress
fish ******
el goblina

https://pillarsofeternity.fandom.com/wi ... companions

I'd say it would be difficult to make a worse companion lineup, but obsidian already did that in outerworlds

[rusty_shackleford]

reddit ******** already whining that chuds are going to cause the game to fail


(nobody wants to play it)

[rusty_shackleford]

This game has been in development for over half a decade, insane.
Owlcat made two massive games with DLC + has multiple games in development in the time it took them to make Avowed, despite having nowhere near the same access to funding.

[Gunnar]

I am actually impressed by how dreadful the companion choices are. None are remotely acceptable. Obsidian sure knows how to make ****** games.

[rusty_shackleford]

I am actually impressed by how dreadful the companion choices are. None are remotely acceptable. Obsidian sure knows how to make ****** games.

Game made for nobody.

[Oyster Sauce]

potential companions are:
dwarf
negress
fish ******
el goblina

https://pillarsofeternity.fandom.com/wi ... companions

I'd say it would be difficult to make a worse companion lineup, but obsidian already did that in outerworlds

Well this doesn't look so bad, let's see just see what he looks like in-game...

[gerey]

potential companions are:
dwarf
negress
fish ******
el goblina

https://pillarsofeternity.fandom.com/wi ... companions

I'd say it would be difficult to make a worse companion lineup, but obsidian already did that in outerworlds

Well this doesn't look so bad, let's see just see what he looks like in-game...

Why is the dwarf an archer? Is this the "subversion" media literate folks keep telling me about?

[rusty_shackleford]

potential companions are:
dwarf
negress
fish ******
el goblina

https://pillarsofeternity.fandom.com/wi ... companions

I'd say it would be difficult to make a worse companion lineup, but obsidian already did that in outerworlds

Well this doesn't look so bad, let's see just see what he looks like in-game...

Why is the dwarf an archer? Is this the "subversion" media literate folks keep telling me about?

dwarves in poe are just inuits

[gerey]

dwarves in poe are just inuits

[Irenaeus]

potential companions are:
dwarf
negress
fish ******
el goblina

https://pillarsofeternity.fandom.com/wi ... companions

I'd say it would be difficult to make a worse companion lineup, but obsidian already did that in outerworlds

Well this doesn't look so bad, let's see just see what he looks like in-game...

Interesting, I had the opposite reaction. I thought he looked more niggardly in the 2d art than the 3d model.

[Shillitron]

fish ******

[UltraFan123]

I am actually impressed by how dreadful the companion choices are. None are remotely acceptable. Obsidian sure knows how to make ****** games.

Game made for nobody.

Game for nobody who purchases and plays games, I would say.

Just like how the freaks are already predicting this game's failure and blaming us normal people who encompass the majority of the population, we too can easily predict that the only ones who will say good things about this game are the same chills who sucked the ***** **** of Veilguard.

The only thing that I believe will be surprising is if this game flops several times harder than Dilatation Age did, since I think the consensus is that it will flop equally hard, not necessarily harder.

[Roguey]

This game has been in development for over half a decade, insane.
Owlcat made two massive games with DLC + has multiple games in development in the time it took them to make Avowed, despite having nowhere near the same access to funding.

Chris Parker ****** up the first few years and Carrie Patel insisting on 40 hour work weeks explains the rest.

[Rand]

I am actually impressed by how dreadful the companion choices are. None are remotely acceptable. Obsidian sure knows how to make ****** games.

What's wrong with the dwarf?
As a concept, a dwarf is a great companion.
How'd they **** it up?

[UltraFan123]

I am actually impressed by how dreadful the companion choices are. None are remotely acceptable. Obsidian sure knows how to make ****** games.

What's wrong with the dwarf?
As a concept, a dwarf is a great companion.
How'd they **** it up?

I think the issue is that these days every time we see a fantasy race that comes with its own rich history, the "progressives" need to somehow strive to change the norm in an attempt of "subverting expectations".

In Owlcat's Wrath of the Righteous there's a half-orc lesbian paladin, an assassin dwarf, a neutral evil aasimar, and a chaotic good demoness. To give an example.

The dwarf companion in this game is an archer, a role traditionally associated with elves. And I would also bet that this companion for whatever reason will be the only in-story dwarf who's also an archer for the sole reason that he had to be "quirky" or some other weird ****.

[Unhelpful Contrarian]

This game has been in development for over half a decade, insane.
Owlcat made two massive games with DLC + has multiple games in development in the time it took them to make Avowed, despite having nowhere near the same access to funding.

To be fair Owlcat games are much smaller in scope and budget, it’s still embarrassing for obsidian though.