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Finished KCD 1 again today. It's funny. Some quests have unparalleled levels of reactivity and alternate methods of achieving goals, but then there are also some of the most dogshit ******** ones I've ever seen where it was clear they just gave up.
For example, when you con your way into the enemy camp. You can freely kill every soldier inside and run away for a few seconds if you get caught to reset aggro. I shot an arrow at the invulnerable story NPC, ran away to reset him and then sat down with him to get given a task to go see the only other character in the camp because he was also essential.
When you come back to beseige the camp later it's at full strength regardless of how many men you killed or stews you poisoned.
Seeing as how Musa is also encountered in an enemy camp, it's going to be more of the same.

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Cmdr Shepard wrote: January 28th, 2025, 19:11
not related to this but Val keeps changing his avatar huh?
It ******* sucks and he should stop
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Matt Easton's main complaint is that the combat animations are unrealistically sluggish.

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ManjuShri wrote: January 29th, 2025, 03:22
Matt Easton's main complaint is that the combat animations are unrealistically sluggish.

Matt can be informative, but he's a ****** who cut ties and publicly attacked Shadiversity because Shad (as a Mormon) holds socially conservative views. ****** Come: Gayliverence 2 is a perfect game for Matt.
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flecktarn wrote: January 29th, 2025, 08:03
ManjuShri wrote: January 29th, 2025, 03:22
Matt Easton's main complaint is that the combat animations are unrealistically sluggish.

Matt can be informative, but he's a ****** who cut ties and publicly attacked Shadiversity because Shad (as a Mormon) holds socially conservative views. ****** Come: Gayliverence 2 is a perfect game for Matt.
He's just a historian, who cares about their Jewtube drama.
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Hyborian wrote: January 28th, 2025, 19:18
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>Warhorse is le woke
Said the gay ****** amerimutt who literally kneels and worships ******* as gods, and has a month dedicated to celebration of ******* and *******. LMAO. Definitely no projection here, right? Need I remind everyone that Saarslop and Veilguard are amerimutt games? As well as the upcoming Avowed. Next time you feel like criticizing superior eurochad games, sit the **** down and be humble.
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Pictures of the dev team never lie - they are the single most objective way to determine the quality of a game.

Also, I think I know who the homosexual that cheats on his wife is.
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gerey wrote: January 29th, 2025, 08:33
Also, I think I know who the homosexual that cheats on his wife is.
yea he's right here
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Vergil wrote: January 29th, 2025, 08:36
gerey wrote: January 29th, 2025, 08:33
Also, I think I know who the homosexual that cheats on his wife is.
yea he's right here
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Daniel Vavra wrote:
Does spitting on your former fans temporarily alleviate the shame you feel over repeatedly stabbing your fanbase in the back and then trying to gaslight them that you didn't stab them and that there wasn't even a knife to begin with?
I dont want these types as my fans. Nobody sane does.

Goodbye and good riddance, chuddies. Vavra has a new audience, a more modern audience now.

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Roguey wrote: January 29th, 2025, 13:03
I dont want these types as my fans. Nobody sane does.
Sure, because BioWare pandering to the modern audience worked out so well.

Also, of note is that he's calling everyone that wants a historically accurate game a far-right chud.
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Roguey wrote: January 29th, 2025, 13:03

Daniel Vavra wrote:
Does spitting on your former fans temporarily alleviate the shame you feel over repeatedly stabbing your fanbase in the back and then trying to gaslight them that you didn't stab them and that there wasn't even a knife to begin with?
I dont want these types as my fans. Nobody sane does.
Goodbye and good riddance, chuddies. Vavra has a new audience, a more modern audience now.

Ahh and there it is, the sentence that sunk a thousand ships. "We don't want you as fans."

Like all those woke tabletop companies proclaiming they didn't want wrongthinkers buying their books, like morons at EA saying not to buy Battlefield.

This tweet needs to be circulated the most.

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I want to kill Sir Hanus of Leipa in KCD 1, now.

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Roguey wrote: January 29th, 2025, 13:03

Daniel Vavra wrote:
Does spitting on your former fans temporarily alleviate the shame you feel over repeatedly stabbing your fanbase in the back and then trying to gaslight them that you didn't stab them and that there wasn't even a knife to begin with?
I dont want these types as my fans. Nobody sane does.
Goodbye and good riddance, chuddies. Vavra has a new audience, a more modern audience now.

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flecktarn wrote: January 29th, 2025, 08:03
Matt can be informative, but he's a ****** who cut ties and publicly attacked Shadiversity because Shad (as a Mormon) holds socially conservative views. ****** Come: Gayliverence 2 is a perfect game for Matt.
Typical boomer mentality.
Thankfully, they'll all be dead soon.
You may as well not bother replying to my posts if it's to argue anything except concrete facts or your personal opinion. I still probably won't see it.
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ManjuShri wrote: January 29th, 2025, 03:22
Matt Easton's main complaint is that the combat animations are unrealistically sluggish.

Aside from the lack of speed, there's no point to HEMA-inspired animations if the AI doesn't react to player inputs by actually using their guard to deflect blows.
Just funny to focus on the accuracy of the animations and brag about that but then not actually make it that accurate.
Considering how nepotistic ***** are, I wonder what percentage of the Czech Jewish population is in this studio alone.
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rusty_shackleford wrote: January 29th, 2025, 08:19
Hyborian wrote: January 28th, 2025, 19:18
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>Warhorse is le woke
Said the gay ****** amerimutt who literally kneels and worships ******* as gods, and has a month dedicated to celebration of ******* and *******. LMAO. Definitely no projection here, right? Need I remind everyone that Saarslop and Veilguard are amerimutt games? As well as the upcoming Avowed. Next time you feel like criticizing superior eurochad games, sit the **** down and be humble.
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Roguey wrote: January 29th, 2025, 13:03

Daniel Vavra wrote:
Does spitting on your former fans temporarily alleviate the shame you feel over repeatedly stabbing your fanbase in the back and then trying to gaslight them that you didn't stab them and that there wasn't even a knife to begin with?
I dont want these types as my fans. Nobody sane does.
Goodbye and good riddance, chuddies. Vavra has a new audience, a more modern audience now.

The people who turned on Warhorse like rabid dogs within one second of this fake controversy popping up, and then spent two weeks trying to kill its sales and launch were obviously never part of the fanbase. The fact that they had zero impact on the sales further affirms that.

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rusty_shackleford wrote: January 29th, 2025, 08:19
Hyborian wrote: January 28th, 2025, 19:18
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>Warhorse is le woke
Said the gay ****** amerimutt who literally kneels and worships ******* as gods, and has a month dedicated to celebration of ******* and *******. LMAO. Definitely no projection here, right? Need I remind everyone that Saarslop and Veilguard are amerimutt games? As well as the upcoming Avowed. Next time you feel like criticizing superior eurochad games, sit the **** down and be humble.
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He's an old, fat, grandpa Todd.
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Oyster Sauce wrote: January 29th, 2025, 02:24
Finished KCD 1 again today. It's funny. Some quests have unparalleled levels of reactivity and alternate methods of achieving goals, but then there are also some of the most dogshit ******** ones I've ever seen where it was clear they just gave up.
For example, when you con your way into the enemy camp. You can freely kill every soldier inside and run away for a few seconds if you get caught to reset aggro. I shot an arrow at the invulnerable story NPC, ran away to reset him and then sat down with him to get given a task to go see the only other character in the camp because he was also essential.
When you come back to beseige the camp later it's at full strength regardless of how many men you killed or stews you poisoned.
Seeing as how Musa is also encountered in an enemy camp, it's going to be more of the same.
Played through the DLC? Is it any good? :scratch-pipe:
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Shillitron wrote: January 29th, 2025, 18:19
Oyster Sauce wrote: January 29th, 2025, 02:24
Finished KCD 1 again today. It's funny. Some quests have unparalleled levels of reactivity and alternate methods of achieving goals, but then there are also some of the most dogshit ******** ones I've ever seen where it was clear they just gave up.
For example, when you con your way into the enemy camp. You can freely kill every soldier inside and run away for a few seconds if you get caught to reset aggro. I shot an arrow at the invulnerable story NPC, ran away to reset him and then sat down with him to get given a task to go see the only other character in the camp because he was also essential.
When you come back to beseige the camp later it's at full strength regardless of how many men you killed or stews you poisoned.
Seeing as how Musa is also encountered in an enemy camp, it's going to be more of the same.
Played through the DLC? Is it any good? :scratch-pipe:
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Imagine if Americans got patriotic about libtard studios like Slavs do. Poles do the same thing with CD Projekt Red. Scary thought.
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ArcaneLurker wrote: January 29th, 2025, 19:36
Imagine if Americans got patriotic about libtard studios like Slavs do. Poles do the same thing with CD Projekt Red. Scary thought.
slavs have that third world nepotism strength going strong
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Roguey wrote: January 29th, 2025, 13:03

Daniel Vavra wrote:
Does spitting on your former fans temporarily alleviate the shame you feel over repeatedly stabbing your fanbase in the back and then trying to gaslight them that you didn't stab them and that there wasn't even a knife to begin with?
I dont want these types as my fans. Nobody sane does.
Goodbye and good riddance, chuddies. Vavra has a new audience, a more modern audience now.

Unbelievable! :groan:

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Your propaganda minister has finished his first YouTube video for you bros


Video wasn't as polished as I'd like since I rushed to make it
Also ElevenLabs voice changer wasn't perfect LOL

(Wasn't fully AI. Converted my own voice lines. No way I was gonna use my unfiltered voice for le anonymity)
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loregamer wrote: January 30th, 2025, 05:56
Your propaganda minister has finished his first YouTube video for you bros


Video wasn't as polished as I'd like since I rushed to make it
Also ElevenLabs voice changer wasn't perfect LOL

(Wasn't fully AI. Converted my own voice lines. No way I was gonna use my unfiltered voice for le anonymity)
Video long af where's the subway surfers on the side?
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Trimmed version of the montage part incase you guys want it

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