Kingdom Come 2 - Your Same-Sex Adventure Awaits!

[maidenhaver]

Is @Hyborian is a rusty alt, or a Whoreworse developer?

[krokodil]

what if **** were the ******* of the galactic federation and the anunnaki dumped them here seven thousand years ago and earth is just one big ghetto

[TKVNC]

Nah, TND

However... It is less likely to be wokeslop in that scenario; provided that they're segregated accordingly, and people react accordingly. Unlike BG3 where there's magical *******, and no-one seems to notice, or care.

I don't remember anyone reacting to Dynahair's race in the game. The game never even explains how she ended up in Rashemen and became a witch there, or why she's in Sword Coast. You're just supposed to accept the presence of a ****** in medieval like setting as normal. Of course, chuds don't have a problem with that because chuds have no actual principles.

In the Middle-Ages however, that is not even an arguable situation; without a historical source PROVING someone was there -- they do not belong there.

The game makes no pretense that Musa belongs in Bohemia. He's portrayed as an exotic foreigner and is part of the invading force.

There is more than one definition of 'belong'.

As you clearly are willing to try playing semantics to make a point, I'll explain it to you.

Someone can 'belong' to a group, because they are part of it.

Someone can also 'belong' to a group by mere proximity.

No prizes for guessing which version I meant. Take your sophistry elsewhere.

[Hyborian]

Ah, remember when devs put more effort into explaining how the foreign sorceress on a pilgrimage with her loyal bodyguard from the other side of the world got to the game's setting than a supposed historical game? That was cool

This is what I'm talking when I say you're acting like ********. You've seen the leaks mention that Musa isn't just some random nig citizen. The game goes into great detail to explain why he's there, how he got there and what he's doing there. You're just making **** up and getting outraged over your own lies. What a ******* over-emotional *****.

He traveled through the sands of Sahara, journeyed across the stormy Mediterranean, passed the perilous Balkan mountains to arrive in Kuttenberg to lecture our gay protagonist about the women's rights in the enlightened country of Mali.

Funny you should mention that, because that's still a shorter and less perilous journey than the one Dynaheir had to make to get from Rashemen to Baldur's Gate.

[rusty_shackleford]

[Oyster Sauce]

Glad they gave me the very important option of having gay sex with a man while withholding the ability to change your hairstyle as post-launch DLC that won't release until 90% of the playerbase is done with the game forever. Roleplaying games are about options

[Shillitron]

I went back and read these and yeah it sounds fake as ****. The "Farmer dancing around in his mothers linens" was too greedy. ******* laughed my *** off though. Good ****.

Probably KCD3

[Nico]

I went back and read these and yeah it sounds fake as ****. The "Farmer dancing around in his mothers linens" was too greedy. ******* laughed my *** off though. Good ****.

Probably KCD3

I don't know. I wouldn't put it past Vavra.

[Roderick]

The game makes you kill her for the best mage in the game.
Smartest wojack spammer.

[Vergil]

Almost certain at least 30+ pages of this thread could be removed with nothing important lost.

u got hanging testicles decoration in yer home/gaymobile too?

No but that's a good idea. Fertility totem.

[Vergil]

He traveled through the sands of Sahara, journeyed across the stormy Mediterranean, passed the perilous Balkan mountains to arrive in Kuttenberg to lecture our gay protagonist about the women's rights in the enlightened country of Mali.

and he brought golden scrotum ornates. real men dont beat woman, they express their masculinity by gay ornates

The same golden testicles are further given by our protagonist as an engagement gift when he declares his endless love to sir Hans Capon.

This is kino.

[Oyster Sauce]

I went back and read these and yeah it sounds fake as ****. The "Farmer dancing around in his mothers linens" was too greedy.

2 weeks ago if I had asked you if the game would more likely feature a crossdresser or a gold-adorned black doctor/scholar/explorer who nags you about respecting women what would you have said?

[Rand]

what if **** were the ******* of the galactic federation and the anunnaki dumped them here seven thousand years ago and earth is just one big ghetto

You're getting very close to Scientology there, and so you better be careful or they'll sue you for harassment and copyright infringement.

[Rand]

[Shillitron]

I went back and read these and yeah it sounds fake as ****. The "Farmer dancing around in his mothers linens" was too greedy.

2 weeks ago if I had asked you if the game would more likely feature a crossdresser or a gold-adorned black doctor/scholar/explorer who nags you about respecting women what would you have said?

[gold-adorned black doctor/scholar/explorer] for sure. That's very 2015 acceptable propaganda. I wouldn't expect henry to be doing barge's for misgendering Sigismund until at least KCD 4.

[rusty_shackleford]

original convictions were never true, they just took advantage of the situation and used it to boost their sales

[Shillitron]

The left right quotes @rusty_shackleford posted are even worse IMO.

we went from

"Henry is straight and will NEVER be a homosexual - he's not you the player"

to

"Henry was always gay we just ran out of money to make those **** sucking animations"

[Roguey]

I don't remember anyone reacting to Dynahair's race in the game. The game never even explains how she ended up in Rashemen and became a witch there, or why she's in Sword Coast. You're just supposed to accept the presence of a ****** in medieval like setting as normal. Of course, chuds don't have a problem with that because chuds have no actual principles.

https://web.archive.org/web/19991007053 ... cters.html

Dynaheir is a wychalarn (witch) from the far off nation of Rasheman. The high Othlor has sent her to the Sword Coast for the purpose of investigating a prophecy. The Othlor does not find the prophecy of too great of import which is why Dynaheir, a relatively low ranking wychalarn was chosen to investigate. Dynaheir hopes that she will have an opportunity to prove herself in the eyes of the Othlor and takes her mission very seriously. She travels with Minsc, a hulking warrior who serves as her bodyguard. She finds it difficult to mix well with him ever since he lost control of his faculties in a rather bizarre accident.

Yeah a negress from a country that's largely inspired by Asia is a bit peculiar, but adventurers traveling the globe isn't unusual at all, this is what the setting is built for. She's also a "low ranking" witch on an errand they think is pointless, not some slayqueen.

As for why the character is this way, all the BG portraits were based on real people who worked at the company or their friends/family. She's Executive Assistant Juliette Irish. https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ ... rbox=false

[gerey]

Since nobody has done it yet, it falls upon poor gerey's weary shoulders once again to carry this burden.

It was the ****.

[The_Mask]

@The_Mask posts the most canadian takes ever.

Since when do we care about Canadians here?

[The_Mask]

How am I defending him?

I imagined that if you like to put your hands in my mouth, maybe you like mine in yours. I'm glad you found out, just like I have, how to bite.

Excellent reflexes, too. Your post was less than 2 minutes after mine. *thumbs up*

[Breathe]

Since nobody has done it yet, it falls upon poor gerey's weary shoulders once again to carry this burden.

It was the ****.

Don't worry, old fren. We've been calling out the jew in vavra for pages now.

[Valter]

Since nobody has done it yet, it falls upon poor gerey's weary shoulders once again to carry this burden.

It was the ****.

Actually a Christ-hating jew that spearheaded the development of one of the most popular Christianity-focused video games in recent times. What was he thinking?

[Tweed]

Since nobody has done it yet, it falls upon poor gerey's weary shoulders once again to carry this burden.

It was the ****.

Actually a Christ-hating jew that spearheaded the development of one of the most popular Christianity-focused video games in recent times. What was he thinking?

He's thinking he needs to double down to please his father.

[Hyborian]

There is more than one definition of 'belong'.

As you clearly are willing to try playing semantics to make a point, I'll explain it to you.

Someone can 'belong' to a group, because they are part of it.

Someone can also 'belong' to a group by mere proximity.

No prizes for guessing which version I meant. Take your sophistry elsewhere.

Imagine posting this pilpul and accusing me of sophistry. Nasty ******* ****.

We have an actual historically attested reference for a ****** traveling from Mali to Mecca close to this time period - Musa's famous namesake. From Middle East to Central Europe is not a difficult journey. There's absolutely nothing unbelievable or inconceivable about Musa's temporary presence in Kuttenberg. He's not presented as a native or local citizen, and there's no pretense of him belonging there. He's an exotic foreigner employed by King Sigismund and is part of his invading force.

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Took a look at your favorite RPGs. Kenshi and Morrowind has loads of *******. Dragon Age has ******* and IIRC there's a ****** elf. Dragon's Dogma has gay romance and is by far the most egregious example of ******* being shoved into medieval fantasy setting, and standing out like a sore thumb. You're a hypocrite ****** feigning outrage over a narrative you made up in your head. Same as everyone else ITT.

[Hyborian]

Now move on to the cope stage where you make the excuse that magic (or science) somehow excuses ******* being shoved into a setting where they don't belong, just like ******** love to do it.

[skdursh]

There is more than one definition of 'belong'.

As you clearly are willing to try playing semantics to make a point, I'll explain it to you.

Someone can 'belong' to a group, because they are part of it.

Someone can also 'belong' to a group by mere proximity.

No prizes for guessing which version I meant. Take your sophistry elsewhere.

Imagine posting this pilpul and accusing me of sophistry. Nasty ******* ****.

We have an actual historically attested reference for a ****** traveling from Mali to Mecca close to this time period - Musa's famous namesake. From Middle East to Central Europe is not a difficult journey. There's absolutely nothing unbelievable or inconceivable about Musa's temporary presence in Kuttenberg. He's not presented as a native or local citizen, and there's no pretense of him belonging there. He's an exotic foreigner employed by King Sigismund and is part of his invading force.

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Took a look at your favorite RPGs. Kenshi and Morrowind has loads of *******. Dragon Age has ******* and IIRC there's a ****** elf. Dragon's Dogma has gay romance and is by far the most egregious example of ******* being shoved into medieval fantasy setting, and standing out like a sore thumb. You're a hypocrite ****** feigning outrage over a narrative you made up in your head. Same as everyone else ITT.

Czechia/Bohemia is literally 5000km NW of Mecca you absolute ******* ******. It's literally a shorter distance to travel from Timbuktu in Mali to Mecca than it is to go from Mecca to where the Kingdom of Bohemia was. Also these two events took place a century apart from one another.

[rusty_shackleford]

Going to take a perhaps ironic position: The former owner of Warhorse is the reason it's Christian. I'm referring to the guy who funded it, the richest man in the Czech republic, Zdeněk Bakala.
Zdeněk openly contributes to right-wing politicians, he's given money to Christian causes.

[rusty_shackleford]

Going to take a perhaps ironic position: The former owner of Warhorse is the reason it's Christian. I'm referring to the guy who funded it, the richest man in the Czech republic, Zdeněk Bakala.
Zdeněk openly contributes to right-wing politicians, he's given money to Christian causes.

Maybe @Shady can comment on this?

[Tweed]

I've iggy'd this mutant ******** ****** and if you morons don't quit talking to it I'm going to start reporting you.