This ***** lookin' ZESTY, this ***** lookin' MOIST, he's got sugar in his tank, he's light on his feet, he's a Ill bit fruity, he plays for the other team, he dances at the other end of the ballroom, this ***** theatrical, this ***** good with colors, this ***** gonna coordinate yo curtains wit you cushions and that **** gonna look good! This ***** lifts shirts, this ***** on the down low, this ***** be a tollet trader, this ***** gardens uphill, this ***** packs fudge, he's a friend of Dorothy, he feels the love that dare not speak Its name, he loves to dance, he's of the Uranian brotherhood, he indulges in the czech vice, he has an antipathic sexual Instinct, he's fluent in Polari, he's a refugee from Sodom, he's on the wrong bus, he bats for the other team, he's temperamental, he's 'one of if you catch my drift.

I'm just stating the facts.
Question is are you going to gargle the truth or swallow?