Kingdom Come 2 - Your Same-Sex Adventure Awaits!

[Finarfin]

Let's see if he replies (i doubt it)

[rusty_shackleford]

The idea that Henry is a customizable protagonist is so bizarre, it's on the same level as Arthur Morgan in RDR2. You can either be a lawful Henry or a lawbreaker Henry, that's the full extent.

[NezahualDoomer]

but FF7R is?

they censored tifa

Yeah that chest size it's fake she had way bigger tits originally and there was even an article that said to "restrict Tifa's chest"

https://imgur.com/a/JiVkWky

[Shillitron]

The idea that Henry is a customizable protagonist is so bizarre, it's on the same level as Arthur Morgan in RDR2. You can either be a lawful Henry or a lawbreaker Henry, that's the full extent.

ITS A ROLE-PLAYING GAME.. YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANT!!!

:attacks musa:
:instant game over:

[wndrbr]

this is so funny and sad at the same time. And to think I first thought it's gonna be just one throwaway black guy and some thinly veiled gay scene akin to the gay monk from kcd1.

[Oyster Sauce]

The idea that Henry is a customizable protagonist is so bizarre, it's on the same level as Arthur Morgan in RDR2. You can either be a lawful Henry or a lawbreaker Henry, that's the full extent.

Arthur can only have gay sex in RDR2

[wndrbr]

If Henry is gay, then Hans Capon is also 100% gay. Hans Capon got DA2 Anders-ed.

[Tangerine]

The line about forced diversity in scare quotes is peak chutzpah. He knows it means more than adding diversity by mandate, but he's hoping you're dumb enough to take his denial of that one definition as though he's operating in good faith.

[rusty_shackleford]

It's not forced diversity when he wants to rewrite history to make it blacker and gayer

[NezahualDoomer]

If Henry is gay, then Hans Capon is also 100% gay. Hans Capon got DA2 Anders-ed.

Two men can't just be really good friends no, behind that friendship there is always the desire of each other's ***.

This was one of the good things of the original game or that I at least liked how this pedantic **** actually ends up being Henry best friend.

[Basefrog]

Based on their replies to vavra's "clarification" posts, the youtube grifters are probably going to fight with each other over what is considered woke very shortly

[Oyster Sauce]

Based on their replies to vavra's "clarification" posts, the youtube grifters are probably going to fight with each other over what is considered woke very shortly

Why? They're all in unanimous agreement that gay sex and forced black people are good things.

[maidenhaver]

I want a griftocalypse.

[Shillitron]

Me: Wait.. who was the gay person in KCD1? I don't remember that..???


Vavra: Henry

[rusty_shackleford]

'woke' to them means "they covered up the ***** in my asian porn game"

[Shillitron]

'woke' to them means "they covered up the ***** in my asian porn game"

Yup, That's why @krokodil is so upset.

[maidenhaver]

Trust the plan.

[Statesman]

Guess I'm glad I never got around to play KCD1.

[Shillitron]

Guess I'm glad I never got around to play KCD1.

I was gonna install it so I could escape away to when times were simpler.. when life was good.

But now I can't unsee henry sucking ****.

[krokodil]

[Plzen]

KCD was a gem; My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined. ESGbux must be absurd and/or Embracer buyout was gayer than I thought possible.

[Finarfin]

Guess I'm glad I never got around to play KCD1.

I was gonna install it so I could escape away to when times were simpler.. when life was good.

But now I can't unsee henry sucking ****.

"slurp, glark, gobble, spit" How'd you like that Runt!? - Henry

[Vergil]

Bar is so low that one (1) trailer that's mostly cutscenes is enough to make ****** cream themselves these days. Let's wait and see what the actual game has.

I am a god

[rusty_shackleford]

Update:




Looks like possible good news?

All I got from this is it's probably going to include a lecture on why gypsies are better than europeans

Can anyone confirm if this is in btw?

[AmericanMonarchist]

I had about a 3/4 million steam funbucks stored up doing nothing, so I have been using them to award based posts on the Steam discussion forums. In life you get more of what you reward, and now the forums are looking even more based than they were the other day.

[rusty_shackleford]

woke garbage

how do I email vavra, I want to ask him why his game is woke

It's amazing how right this guy is about everything

[Oyster Sauce]

Update:




Looks like possible good news?

All I got from this is it's probably going to include a lecture on why gypsies are better than europeans

Can anyone confirm if this is in btw?

How could it possibly not be?

[rusty_shackleford]

Has a single anti-woke personality not fallen in line?
excluding me, obviously.

latest is archcast


wow BASED henry sucks cocks! thanks vavra!

[Oyster Sauce]

@previewerlurkers please PM me screenshots of anything funny that still needs to be revealed, such as who the gay sex haver is or Musa's essential NPC status or the stronk woman going on a crossbow rampage. I'll confirm it without posting the evidence.

u can "trust" me

[maidenhaver]

This is preparation for the next 4 years.