Kingdom Come 2 - Your Same-Sex Adventure Awaits!

[Basefrog]

At least we may have one of the most entertaining meltdowns in gaming coming soon.

[Lord of Riva]

@Lord of Riva Nazi identity politics is based, and you're wrong, glass of juice, race car now.

We won't come together there but let's not dilute that here.

[TKVNC]

Remember when you play KCD2 Henry arched his back and moaned against it P.S it slipped out and he put it back in P.S.S It hit the back of his throat and his eyes rolled back P.S.S.S Hans asked if Henry liked that **** and Henry said "yeeaah" P.S.S.S.S he bounced on it like a rattlesnake and moaned like a girl

Your strange fantasy aside, that's why it's not possible to play it in good conscience. Optional is not optional if it's in the game, even if you are not engaging with 'optional' content you have to accept that it is there.

[Vergil]

@Lord of Riva Nazi identity politics is based, and you're wrong, glass of juice, race car now.

We won't come together there but let's not dilute that here.

P.S.S.S.S.S Hans and Henry came together at the same time

[Vergil]

"God bless mother naturrrrree she's a yaoi fan tooo"

[rusty_shackleford]

Remember to add the tags:

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[krokodil]

"I used to hate the Cumans, they razed my village and killed my friends and family... but now I understand they did it because they are oppressed. I apologize for feeling hatred towards you, and for murdering your compatriots. I need to do better." -Henry of Skalitz

[Unhelpful Contrarian]

I told you they were leaking all of this bit by bit and some of you doubted it.

Well there you go, Henry is a ****** now.

Well I can see why you’re not on YouTube . Nonetheless good video summary on the controversy.

[Vergil]

This game has been certified fresh by real sacred band of thebes gamers.

[Finarfin]

Fin's staying real quiet, hoping nobody notices that he rebranded to another character who was retconned into being gay

What are you on about?

[Shillitron]

> Me and Hans go camping
> Hunting deer and lighting fires at night
> Hans looks me in the eyes suddenly - under the pale blue moon light
> Henry...I'd love to fill you with cum.. man.
> "What Hans..?"
> *Hans Panics* I said I'd love to kill some cumans.. !
> Sleep with one eye open all night
> Can't go camping with Hans anymore.

[Shillitron]

I can't wait to play my bohemian simulation game.
I'll buy a horse and steal items.. and maybe take a bath at the local inn..

> open game
> the intro is henry sucking off 3 guys for 2 hours and 1 minute straight
> credits roll
> vavra's voice echoing in your mind "Trustttt meeee it's gonna be GOOOooOoOoD"

[skdursh]

Lmao. I genuinely can't believe it, but it's dropped down to 38th on the Best Seller list. I expected the officially confirmed news of Homo Henry to punch a hole in their sales, but did not at all expect the Henry's gaping ***-hole sized effect it must be having. People might finally be actually getting completely sick of this ****.

[Shillitron]

Lmao. I genuinely can't believe it, but it's dropped down to 38th on the Best Seller list. I expected the officially confirmed news of Homo Henry to punch a hole in their sales, but did not at all expect the Henry's gaping ***-hole sized effect it must be having. People might finally be actually getting completely sick of this ****.

> Vavra says something to damage control
> Sales go down
> repeat

[ArcaneLurker]

Well here are people with a fish brain who will buy this ****:




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Normgroids unironically have sub 80 IQ

It's not a problem with processing power, it's a problem with how they use their brains. Might find that dumber people are more impulsive and likely to not give a **** what others think.
That's the annoying thing, it's like how there can be a broad who is very good at doing calculations but she's ******* stupid and gullible in every practical way.

[rusty_shackleford]

"ok guys the leaks lack context"
"the context is… henry actually sucks cocks"

[Rand]

So, where were we...

Archolos 2.0
Underrail: Infusion
Swordhaven?
And...that's it?

Lair of the Leviathan. Don't forget about that. I still have hope it'll be a decent game.

[Unhelpful Contrarian]

Anti-woke grifters are worse than leftoids

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[Vergil]

Can't believe attacking the one audience your niche eurojank RPG appeals to has had a negative affect.

[NEETsoc]

some people in this forum need to learn what grifter means

[Vergil]

Imagine getting laid off because your boss couldn't stop defending gay anal butt sex in the *** so the game flops

[rusty_shackleford]

some people in this forum need to learn what grifter means

ESLs

[Rand]

"Daniel, after Gamergate and everything that's happened over the last year, especially with Dragon Age and Assassin's Creed, should we maybe not have some random black guy and gay sex in our historically accurate game we are counting on the hardcore gamers to purchase and play, knowing they will scrutinize release info and react badly to that stuff when they find it?"

"It's okay. We just won't tell them and keep it a secret until they've already bought it and gone beyond the refund window."

"Okay boss."

Amazing that they thought this plan would work. Who do they think we are to be so easily tricked? Their god?

[maidenhaver]

Do we give a **** what historical accuracy means to ***** too stupid to think two steps ahead, and consider the hidden pozz would get censored by well-known theocracy that imprisons foreigners for looking women in the eye, ahead of release?

[NezahualDoomer]

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Psychological horror LMAO

[rusty_shackleford]

Americachuds at it again, KCD2 is #38 top seller in USA, higher in every other western country, usually somewhere in top 15

[Tweed]

Americachuds at it again, KCD2 is #38 top seller in USA, higher in every other western country, usually somewhere in top 15

Where was it originally? 11?

[rusty_shackleford]

Americachuds at it again, KCD2 is #38 top seller in USA, higher in every other western country, usually somewhere in top 15

Where was it originally? 11?

idk, it was 31 last week(January 7, 2025 - Tue, January 14,)

[maidenhaver]

Americachuds at it again, KCD2 is #38 top seller in USA, higher in every other western country, usually somewhere in top 15

Where was it originally? 11?

On it's way to breaking top 10, and contender for goty. xDD

[rusty_shackleford]

Americachuds at it again, KCD2 is #38 top seller in USA, higher in every other western country, usually somewhere in top 15

Where was it originally? 11?

On it's way to breaking top 10, and contender for goty. xDD

Yeah, overall was on the way to breaking top 10 prior to the musa leak.