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Stack of Turtles wrote: ↑ January 16th, 2025, 22:42
What's "horn of the abyss" anyway? Is it a mod? Your instructions are not very helpful. :|
It's a big mod built off of Wake of the Gods and I don't know much more about it than that.
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Surely there must be a web version of HoMM for easier pickup play?
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twig wrote: ↑ January 16th, 2025, 22:41
Lord of Riva wrote: ↑ January 16th, 2025, 19:05
@twig must be a master of HoM&M he *is* from Poland.
I've never played HoMM 2&3 or any other game from the series.

Why bother playing it? It's not tactical enough and AI is dumb.
It's just dumb fun.
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Tweed wrote: ↑ January 16th, 2025, 22:43
Wretch wrote: ↑ January 16th, 2025, 22:40
Tweed wrote: ↑ January 16th, 2025, 22:34


Nah, your own ******** posting showed how much of a heretic you are. I just show how easily upset you are. :heart:
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Is there an ingame chat? @maidenhaver It's not enter
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rusty_shackleford wrote: ↑ January 16th, 2025, 22:45
Surely there must be a web version of HoMM for easier pickup play?
It really is not a big deal, just download the Installer from you know where, install and after download this mod and install in the same directory. I'm not sure how it can be any easier, I mean without the mod you could only do one step.
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Wretch wrote: ↑ January 16th, 2025, 22:48
Tweed wrote: ↑ January 16th, 2025, 22:43
Wretch wrote: ↑ January 16th, 2025, 22:40


Another big w for the gay furry lolcow, huh? :D
Our resident orthodox holy man isn't talking about wanting to **** dogs so I guess that's a win. :smug:
It’s funny watching you humiliate yourself further every day. Got another gay crossdressing furry nun for me or are you gonna take a break to further defile the family dog?
man now Vergil isn't gonna get to go to church :sad:
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Wretch wrote: ↑ January 16th, 2025, 22:48
Tweed wrote: ↑ January 16th, 2025, 22:43
Wretch wrote: ↑ January 16th, 2025, 22:40


Another big w for the gay furry lolcow, huh? :D
Our resident orthodox holy man isn't talking about wanting to **** dogs so I guess that's a win. :smug:
It’s funny watching you humiliate yourself further every day. Got another gay crossdressing furry nun for me or are you gonna take a break to further defile the family dog?
I'll pray for you.
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Tweed wrote: ↑ January 16th, 2025, 22:55
Wretch wrote: ↑ January 16th, 2025, 22:48
Tweed wrote: ↑ January 16th, 2025, 22:43


Our resident orthodox holy man isn't talking about wanting to **** dogs so I guess that's a win. :smug:
It’s funny watching you humiliate yourself further every day. Got another gay crossdressing furry nun for me or are you gonna take a break to further defile the family dog?
I'll pray for you.
Gonna crossdress while you do, ******?

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Wretch wrote: ↑ January 16th, 2025, 22:56
Tweed wrote: ↑ January 16th, 2025, 22:55
Wretch wrote: ↑ January 16th, 2025, 22:48


It’s funny watching you humiliate yourself further every day. Got another gay crossdressing furry nun for me or are you gonna take a break to further defile the family dog?
I'll pray for you.
Gonna crossdress while you do, ******?

:lol:
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Lord of Riva wrote: ↑ January 16th, 2025, 22:50
rusty_shackleford wrote: ↑ January 16th, 2025, 22:45
Surely there must be a web version of HoMM for easier pickup play?
It really is not a big deal, just download the Installer from you know where, install and after download this mod and install in the same directory. I'm not sure how it can be any easier, I mean without the mod you could only do one step.
I was mentioning it so it would be easier to get people playing. They used to play advanced wars with a web client and it was one of our more successful HQ multiplayer groups, probably because it was easy to start playing.

To the other guys: try to stay on topic, they want to play the game, thanks.
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I'm just stating the facts.
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We got a game going at the moment, I dunno if any of us really know what we're doing per se.
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Is it drop in? I'll be ready in 10 mins or so
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Vergil wrote: ↑ January 16th, 2025, 23:04
Is it drop in? I'll be ready in 10 mins or so
I think so, but I don't know so.
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Maybe he can take over my player, but who knows.
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I can't find the server, I don't know which .exe I'm supposed to be using either.
I'm just stating the facts.
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Zoomies gon zoom.
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@Lord of Riva since you suck, the computer shouldn't be much worse.
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I'm probably ****** because I didn't capture the wood turn 2.
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I will keep the game running as players drop out, if anybody wants a TURN
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Week 3 and just now building second city hall. Its over.
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Who's winning?
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Your mom.
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luv me some homm3, but not a fan of the horn of the abyss ****, or even to a lesser extent the official expansions (never owned em as a kid, conflux faction seems lazy and scuffed, only thing of interest is the campaigns added, and the artifact sets)

that said id be down to give it a try if you start another game at some point
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The new faction is gay as ****
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maidenhaver wrote: ↑ January 16th, 2025, 23:30
@Lord of Riva since you suck, the computer shouldn't be much worse.
As said I'm gonna skip continuing, it's kind of pointless if the ai (that is ****) takes over.

If we want to play together we should find a timeframe where it works out, no hard feelings on that though, make it dead.

That said, when I say "I suck" it's in reference to hardcore players, every game I touch that isn't a racing/plane simulation I start as if I was a well skilled player. I don't know of any exceptions.
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Lich wrote: ↑ January 17th, 2025, 11:00
The new faction is gay as ****
Which new faction? Conflux? Or the new ones from HotA?
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Tweed wrote: ↑ January 17th, 2025, 13:06
Lich wrote: ↑ January 17th, 2025, 11:00
The new faction is gay as ****
Which new faction? Conflux? Or the new ones from HotA?
Factory.
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Lich wrote: ↑ January 17th, 2025, 13:18
Tweed wrote: ↑ January 17th, 2025, 13:06
Lich wrote: ↑ January 17th, 2025, 11:00
The new faction is gay as ****
Which new faction? Conflux? Or the new ones from HotA?
Factory.
That's HotA, I haven't had time to mess with them so I dunno how they are.