Jagged Alliance 3.

MadPreacher · Post by **MadPreacher** » July 14th, 2023, 11:02

Humbaba wrote: ↑ July 14th, 2023, 10:53
Where is Roguey's review?

Typical illiterate...

14th of July, 2023

It hasn't been released yet you stupid fuck.

Humbaba · Post by **Humbaba** » July 14th, 2023, 11:05

Jim moment.

MadPreacher · Post by **MadPreacher** » July 14th, 2023, 11:08

Humbaba wrote: ↑ July 14th, 2023, 11:05
Jim moment.

Yeah it's called being intelligent, something that goat fuckers like you lack. After all, you fuck goats.

Humbaba · Post by **Humbaba** » July 14th, 2023, 11:11

Two Jim moments in a row? Can we fo for a triple?

MadPreacher · Post by **MadPreacher** » July 14th, 2023, 11:20

Humbaba wrote: ↑ July 14th, 2023, 11:11
Two Jim moments in a row? Can we fo for a triple?

So far you're up to 1 million moments, but we don't hold your estrogen against you.

Oh you might want to rely upon your spellcheck a bit more and learn proper grammar along with punctuation. Let me help you.

There are two Jim moments in a row. Can we go for a triple?

You're free to use this to correct your mistake.

Humbaba · Post by **Humbaba** » July 14th, 2023, 12:11

Flowchart Jim back at it with the estrogen.

MadPreacher · Post by **MadPreacher** » July 14th, 2023, 12:14

Humbaba wrote: ↑ July 14th, 2023, 12:11
Flowchart Jim back at it with the estrogen.

When are you going to actually be funny? I'm just curious goat fucker.

Humbaba · Post by **Humbaba** » July 14th, 2023, 12:27

Emphyrio · Post by **Emphyrio** » July 14th, 2023, 14:01

hurry up and review it review-slaves

maidenhaver · Post by **maidenhaver** » July 14th, 2023, 14:13

Its under 15 gigs, so there's that.

maidenhaver · Post by **maidenhaver** » July 14th, 2023, 15:06

Quit larping like the east is tradpilled.

Tweed · Post by **Tweed** » July 14th, 2023, 15:30

GhostCow wrote: ↑ June 14th, 2023, 23:43

KnightoftheWind wrote: ↑ June 14th, 2023, 20:10
The modern cliche of genius black man/woman goes back to 80s films, with stuff like Die Hard promoting it heavily. But rather than it being a man, it's now a woman because even male niggers are lower on the victim ladder.
It's not modern. The magical negro is an extremely old trope https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magical_Negro

You might argue that this is a different trope, but it would take magic for a nigger to be a genius so it applies.

Not even magical negro, at all. The magical negro helps the white guy out and then fades into the background. This is just another bad mix of black science man, heckin' nerd, and gurl power.

Humbaba · Post by **Humbaba** » July 14th, 2023, 15:39

maidenhaver wrote: ↑ July 14th, 2023, 15:06
Quit larping like the east is tradpilled.

Do you argue otherwise?

maidenhaver · Post by **maidenhaver** » July 14th, 2023, 16:12

I know otherwise. You asians are all materialistic, quit larping like some sexpat turned orientalist.

Roguey · Post by **Roguey** » July 14th, 2023, 16:25

Humbaba wrote: ↑ July 14th, 2023, 10:53
Where is Roguey's review?

Unfinished Business is the only JA game I've been able to complete because I don't like the strategic layer and that stand-alone expansion is purely about tactics. I am ill-suited for reviewing strategy games.

maidenhaver · Post by **maidenhaver** » July 14th, 2023, 16:27

Jagged Alliance 3 is a 14.45 gb game. The graphics are good; its all very lush and tropical, which is my favorite setting, after underworlds. Lucky me. Controls on steam deck are navigable, but I'm sure kbm is much better. Its strange % to hit isn't displayed. Instead, you get a tool tip that gives you + or - for chance. wtf I took six of those chucklefucks with me to Ernie Island, which after clearing becomes your first base. (I'm hoping to see pirate missions on oil rigs and tankers in future expansions.) I haven't gotten a vehicle yet. Santiago is definitely a shady lady... no sign of ayylmaos or secret experiments yet. There's mod support. What else?

Fedora Master · Post by **Fedora Master** » July 14th, 2023, 16:52

ALL REVIEWS:
Mixed (162)

lol

boot · Post by **boot** » July 14th, 2023, 16:57

Steam reviewers are plebs, hoping this turns out to be good

Emphyrio · Post by **Emphyrio** » July 14th, 2023, 17:01

Fedora Master wrote: ↑ July 14th, 2023, 16:52
ALL REVIEWS:
Mixed (162)

lol

80% of the negative reviews are "it performs badly on my machine"

Acrux · Post by **Acrux** » July 14th, 2023, 17:33

It's a RAM hog.

Dead · Post by **Dead** » July 14th, 2023, 23:47

So is it good? Yes or No

Post by **rusty_shackleford** » July 14th, 2023, 23:53

Poor little indie dev using a publisher worth $9.2 billion USD can't afford to pay programmers to optimize their game, please understand.

maidenhaver · Post by **maidenhaver** » July 15th, 2023, 00:22

Nooo.

Humbaba · Post by **Humbaba** » July 15th, 2023, 12:00

maidenhaver wrote: ↑ July 14th, 2023, 16:12
You asians

Who Asians? I'm not Asian at all.

Humbaba · Post by **Humbaba** » July 15th, 2023, 12:02

Acrux wrote: ↑ July 14th, 2023, 17:33
It's a RAM hog.

Games are impossible to optimise. Optimisation is not taught in code monkey schools. It also wouldn't benefit the hardware jews if the games required anything less than 800$ graphics cards to run well. Just let it go and go upgrade your rig, pay pig.

SDG_Kill_Yourself · Post by **SDG_Kill_Yourself** » July 15th, 2023, 13:26

Roguey wrote: ↑ July 14th, 2023, 16:25

Humbaba wrote: ↑ July 14th, 2023, 10:53
Where is Roguey's review?
Unfinished Business is the only JA game I've been able to complete because I don't like the strategic layer and that stand-alone expansion is purely about tactics. I am ill-suited for reviewing strategy games.

fuck you smelly cunt

Post by **Segata** » July 15th, 2023, 14:21

SDG_Kill_Yourself wrote: ↑ July 15th, 2023, 13:26
fuck you smelly cunt

sup Hando

maidenhaver · Post by **maidenhaver** » July 15th, 2023, 17:02

I wish there were less trees.

maidenhaver · Post by **maidenhaver** » July 16th, 2023, 15:19

Great game, so far.

cpmartins · Post by **cpmartins** » July 16th, 2023, 20:43

PROS:
Tactical layer has a lot of options.
Stealth is a viable option when it fucking works.
Overwatch farming is possible if your shooters don't suck balls.
Explosives are fun to use, especially on CQC.

MEH:
Night-ops are a mixed bag with the enemy just fishing burst-fire damage through blind fire.
Party banter is hit or miss.

SHIT:
It fucking uses pod behavior, when combat starts the enemy can take a move turn. This leads to utter retardation like your stealth knife merc waiting for the guy he just stabbed in the neck to run away. What the fuck were they thinking.
No Bobby Ray. No, you can't buy guns in a mercenary game about guns. I found a few vendors but they were all worthless.
Can't sell your guns anywhere so far, and mines will eventually run out. Yes, all of them.

There's more, but so far it's a 6/10 for me. I'll update the post when I'm further into it.