Various video game stuff not deserving its own thread

[Faceless_Sentinel]

was it always this gay looking?

no
it was just space ninjas for years until they went gigapozzed

This is how I got hooked on this games, by space ninjas.

[rusty_shackleford]

once they put that negress radio on my ship I was done, it was slowly creeping in for a while but that was the line for me

for those that didn't play it, just imagine a stereotypical annoying negress constantly talking while you're trying to relax on your spaceship and place your plushies

[WhiteShark]

I never played Warframe, so I have genuine question -- was it always this gay looking?

That's some brand new expansion that's supposed to be set in the past or something. I just saw a notice for it in Steam. The old frames still look cool.

[rusty_shackleford]

That's some brand new expansion that's supposed to be set in the past or something.

It's pretty cool that they're admitting 99.9% of blacks got killed in the warframe universe

[Tweed]

@Tweed

Disco was gifted to me. Stay mad.

[Vergil]

I never played Warframe, so I have genuine question -- was it always this gay looking? The pink glue on nails on the armour suit or what's that makes me sick lol.
I only remember seeing "frame" designs years ago and thinking it looked cool. But what is this ****** *** atrocious tumblr level character design?

Edit: they are all so bad

I saw this **** the other day. Wasn't the main appeal of Warframe that you play as faceless cool space ninjas in completely enclosed alien looking armor suits?

[rusty_shackleford]

Wasn't the main appeal of Warframe that you play as faceless cool space ninjas in completely enclosed alien looking armor suits?

Yeah but then they appointed a woman as the head developer

[rusty_shackleford]

They did the thing

It's a fan-fic crap that infected professional writers who either came from fan-fiction or read too much of it themselves https://fanlore.org/wiki/Coffee_Shop_AU

Additionally "Based on studies and surveys, a significant majority of fanfiction writers identify as women. Estimates suggest that around 70-80% of fanfiction writers are female."

[Vergil]

Wasn't the main appeal of Warframe that you play as faceless cool space ninjas in completely enclosed alien looking armor suits?

Yeah but then they appointed a woman as the head developer

I wish women didn't enjoy being raped so that we could punish them with it.

[Finarfin]

If these people are from the Prequel to everything Warframe and the Sequel to Dark Sector, why do they look so faggy and diverse? Dark Sector was moody and edgy.

[rusty_shackleford]

If these people are from the Prequel to everything Warframe and the Sequel to Dark Sector, why do they look so faggy and diverse? Dark Sector was moody and edgy.

Because it exists to rape something you enjoyed.

[Tweed]

Apparently if you don't like the romances then you're neruodivergent and the cult will bully you. Yes, Warframe has romances now and they make no ******* sense. My friend who keeps playing this trash told me about them:

romance1.jpg

romance3.jpg

I'm so glad I don't play this anymore.

[rusty_shackleford]

Apparently if you don't like the romances then you're neruodivergent and the cult will bully you. Yes, Warframe has romances now and they make no ******* sense. My friend who keeps playing this trash told me about them:







I'm so glad I don't play this anymore.

He deserves it for playing it.

[Tangerine]

Apparently if you don't like the romances then you're neruodivergent and the cult will bully you. Yes, Warframe has romances now and they make no ******* sense. My friend who keeps playing this trash told me about them:







I'm so glad I don't play this anymore.

Romance in videogames was a mistake.

[wndrbr]

I liked Dark Sector's concept, wish it was closer to RE4 than to Gears of War though.

[Zothique]

Do you for real have to babysit the **** character in The Outer Worlds when she goes on dates? Saw that on a Synthetic Man video and was blown away by the sheer ****-factor of this.

[Rand]

Do you for real have to babysit the **** character in The Outer Worlds when she goes on dates? Saw that on a Synthetic Man video and was blown away by the sheer ****-factor of this.

You can completely ignore it.
She'll act weird, but who cares?

[rusty_shackleford]

Do you for real have to babysit the **** character in The Outer Worlds when she goes on dates? Saw that on a Synthetic Man video and was blown away by the sheer ****-factor of this.

yes, you also have to go dress shopping across various planets

[Rand]

If they weren't sort-of obligatory (you can skip most of them) the only two I'd take, aside from the robot, are the dockhand and the silly wannabe pirate adventurer girl.
And the dockhand would do the same thing on the ship. Cargo handling, janitor, and engineer's mate for a REAL engineer I'd find somewhere.

[Zothique]

If they weren't sort-of obligatory (you can skip most of them) the only two I'd take, aside from the robot, are the dockhand and the silly wannabe pirate adventurer girl.
And the dockhand would do the same thing on the ship. Cargo handling, janitor, and engineer's mate for a REAL engineer I'd find somewhere.

I only got to the part on the space station after the terrible first planet with the cannery/factory. Let me guess, was she not allowed to lick pussy on that planet or something because of the evil white capitalists? And now that she's out in SPESS she can get her rugmunch on finally?

[Rand]

Don't pay attention to this ****** disagreeing.
You aren't obligated to do anything and can also boot her off the ship whenever you like if she annoys you too much.

[rusty_shackleford]

If they weren't sort-of obligatory (you can skip most of them) the only two I'd take, aside from the robot, are the dockhand and the silly wannabe pirate adventurer girl.
And the dockhand would do the same thing on the ship. Cargo handling, janitor, and engineer's mate for a REAL engineer I'd find somewhere.

I only got to the part on the space station after the terrible first planet with the cannery/factory. Let me guess, was she not allowed to lick pussy on that planet or something because of the evil white capitalists? And now that she's out in SPESS she can get her rugmunch on finally?

akshually she's asexual and you aren't allowed to say anything mean about her or her lesbian girlfriend but she's asexual

(the writer is also a 'lesbian' 'asexual' womyn if you were curious)

[Rand]

If they weren't sort-of obligatory (you can skip most of them) the only two I'd take, aside from the robot, are the dockhand and the silly wannabe pirate adventurer girl.
And the dockhand would do the same thing on the ship. Cargo handling, janitor, and engineer's mate for a REAL engineer I'd find somewhere.

I only got to the part on the space station after the terrible first planet with the cannery/factory. Let me guess, was she not allowed to lick pussy on that planet or something because of the evil white capitalists? And now that she's out in SPESS she can get her rugmunch on finally?

She fangirls a lesbian station mechanic who moves on her.
The companion actually seems to be asexual in most ways. As well as a social ******.
It's a weird, awkward relationship that I don't see the point of including at all.

[Zothique]

If they weren't sort-of obligatory (you can skip most of them) the only two I'd take, aside from the robot, are the dockhand and the silly wannabe pirate adventurer girl.
And the dockhand would do the same thing on the ship. Cargo handling, janitor, and engineer's mate for a REAL engineer I'd find somewhere.

I only got to the part on the space station after the terrible first planet with the cannery/factory. Let me guess, was she not allowed to lick pussy on that planet or something because of the evil white capitalists? And now that she's out in SPESS she can get her rugmunch on finally?

She fangirls a lesbian station mechanic who moves on her.
The companion actually seems to be asexual in most ways. As well as a social ******.
It's a weird, awkward relationship that I don't see the point of including at all.

So she's asexual (i.e. has childhood trauma of some kind), but she's lonely at the same time. Yeah, ok.

Tim Cain is such a massive ******* pseud.

[rusty_shackleford]

Tim Cain is such a massive ******* pseud.

it was written by a woman
tim cain is the reason you can kill her girlfriend infront of her btw, the writer didn't add any options to be mean to her on purpose but tim cain still required her to be killable

[Zothique]

Tim Cain is such a massive ******* pseud.

it was written by a woman
tim cain is the reason you can kill her girlfriend infront of her btw, the writer didn't add any options to be mean to her on purpose but tim cain still required her to be killable

He's still a little bickering homo, as indicated by his YooToob channel. Guy comes off as a creep who does all sorts of underhanded passive aggressive things. Like a woman.

[Tangerine]

Like a woman.

Yeah. He's gay.

[Roguey]

You don't have to hear about her asexuality at all if you tell her to focus on her work when she brings up that the lesbo sent her a cringe poem. The potential relationship/quest ends right there.

[Red7]

If they weren't sort-of obligatory (you can skip most of them) the only two I'd take, aside from the robot, are the dockhand and the silly wannabe pirate adventurer girl.
And the dockhand would do the same thing on the ship. Cargo handling, janitor, and engineer's mate for a REAL engineer I'd find somewhere.

I only got to the part on the space station after the terrible first planet with the cannery/factory. Let me guess, was she not allowed to lick pussy on that planet or something because of the evil white capitalists? And now that she's out in SPESS she can get her rugmunch on finally?

akshually she's asexual and you aren't allowed to say anything mean about her or her lesbian girlfriend but she's asexual

(the writer is also a 'lesbian' 'asexual' womyn if you were curious)

its actually true

u see, vagina by itself or with other vag has same libido of average 60 year old man (small to none). if there is no chad around sweating pheromones ready to rape she has no urge to **** which leads to **** "couples" being most frigid and sexually deprived and as result most unstable and miserable.

vagina needs COOOMMMMMM inside her, its natural sedative.

[DagothGeas5]

Warframe was my go to game a few years back for mindless slaughter and ******* around with a friend, haven't played in quite a while and far as I recall the lore is about some entity inhabiting old abandoned exoskeletons of some kind, not something I ever expected to get "romances" and get infected like this .