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Dark Souls II: The Pinnacle of a Franchise
Forgot there was a beret in this game


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Unironically this.Vergil wrote: β November 22nd, 2024, 16:45Wrong, it would be better.rusty_shackleford wrote: β November 22nd, 2024, 16:38dork souls was never about the bosses, the game could have no bosses and it would be mostly unchanged
In an ideal world there would still BE bosses conceptually but the entire raison d'Γͺtre behind a lot of them is faulty. They're not meant to be interesting and unique set pieces first and foremost. They're not even really mean to be tests of the skills you've learned along the way. They start with the premise of needing to be difficult and then work backwards in most cases. There's nothing interesting or engaging about that.Tinky Winky wrote: β November 29th, 2024, 04:47Unironically this.Vergil wrote: β November 22nd, 2024, 16:45Wrong, it would be better.rusty_shackleford wrote: β November 22nd, 2024, 16:38dork souls was never about the bosses, the game could have no bosses and it would be mostly unchanged
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you mean the oppositeVergil wrote: β November 29th, 2024, 04:50They're not meant to be interesting and unique set pieces first and foremost.
I mean what I stated. What exactly is interesting or unique about half the bosses being giant guy who swings a sword with iffy tracking that lets him ice skate to lock onto you?wndrbr wrote: β November 29th, 2024, 05:16you mean the oppositeVergil wrote: β November 29th, 2024, 04:50They're not meant to be interesting and unique set pieces first and foremost.
Not that it's always that bad. Lies of P made me realize just how spoiled I truly was. So far only the Pursuer has given me any problems and once I adapted to him I haven't lost to a boss yet.
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Sorry, I misread your post. i thought you meant to say "bosses used to be designed as unique set pieces, but now they are just difficult for the sake of being difficult", and just worded incorrectly.
Brother, I forgive you.wndrbr wrote: β November 29th, 2024, 05:36Sorry, I misread your post. i thought you meant to say "bosses used to be designed as unique set pieces, but now they are just difficult for the sake of being difficult", and just worded incorrectly.
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Iron Keep ******* sucks
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I still stand by DSII having the most wasted potential, DS1 being the most coherent experience, DeS being the prototype, DS3 feeling like a glorified DS1 DLC and Elden Ring being quantity over quality: the game.
DSII is definetely the ugliest Fromsouls game though. Too bad Stayd's Flames of Old mod was never finished...
DSII is definetely the ugliest Fromsouls game though. Too bad Stayd's Flames of Old mod was never finished...
Imagine seeing Majula and saying it's the ugliest game.
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ah, the enchanted brown & bloom isles of majula... a wondrous sight to be sure
The Canadian soul is oriented against beautyOyster Sauce wrote: β December 2nd, 2024, 21:07ah, the enchanted brown & bloom isles of majula... a wondrous sight to be sure
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Huh? I'm agreeing with you!Vergil wrote: β December 2nd, 2024, 21:08The Canadian soul is oriented against beautyOyster Sauce wrote: β December 2nd, 2024, 21:07ah, the enchanted brown & bloom isles of majula... a wondrous sight to be sure

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DeS isn't just some prototype, it's a great game. It's also a lot more of a 'coherent experience' than DS1, which has blatantly unfinished parts like Izalith.Statesman wrote: β December 2nd, 2024, 20:12I still stand by DSII having the most wasted potential, DS1 being the most coherent experience, DeS being the prototype, DS3 feeling like a glorified DS1 DLC and Elden Ring being quantity over quality: the game.
DSII is definetely the ugliest Fromsouls game though. Too bad Stayd's Flames of Old mod was never finished...
Dark Souls II haters calling it unfinished after fighting 10 copy paste Taurus demons and reskinned dragon legs in the demon ruins
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On its own, sure it is a great game but it is still the baseline from which the rest of the franchise developed...and was arguably even more blatantly unfinished than DS1 (see the Broken Archstone/Northern Limit, the disjointed "teleport to map" excuse for the hub), several archstones being just a boss arena, etc). To be fair, nearly all Fromsoft games (outside maybe Sekiro) are a mess in that regard.wndrbr wrote: β December 3rd, 2024, 01:21DeS isn't just some prototype, it's a great game. It's also a lot more of a 'coherent experience' than DS1, which has blatantly unfinished parts like Izalith.Statesman wrote: β December 2nd, 2024, 20:12I still stand by DSII having the most wasted potential, DS1 being the most coherent experience, DeS being the prototype, DS3 feeling like a glorified DS1 DLC and Elden Ring being quantity over quality: the game.
DSII is definetely the ugliest Fromsouls game though. Too bad Stayd's Flames of Old mod was never finished...
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When Trump annexes Canada we're gonna roleplay Fallout. I'm Nate, guess who you're gonna be?Oyster Sauce wrote: β December 2nd, 2024, 21:14Huh? I'm agreeing with you!Vergil wrote: β December 2nd, 2024, 21:08The Canadian soul is oriented against beautyOyster Sauce wrote: β December 2nd, 2024, 21:07
ah, the enchanted brown & bloom isles of majula... a wondrous sight to be sure
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There are a lot of possible answers here..Vergil wrote: β December 4th, 2024, 00:42When Trump annexes Canada we're gonna roleplay Fallout. I'm Nate, guess who you're gonna be?
https://fallout.fandom.com/wiki/Jimmy_( ... New_Vegas)Oyster Sauce wrote: β December 4th, 2024, 00:44There are a lot of possible answers here..Vergil wrote: β December 4th, 2024, 00:42When Trump annexes Canada we're gonna roleplay Fallout. I'm Nate, guess who you're gonna be?
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"As a slave, it seems Jimmy was forced to have sex with women, likely to maintain breeding quotas."Vergil wrote: β December 4th, 2024, 00:45https://fallout.fandom.com/wiki/Jimmy_( ... New_Vegas)Oyster Sauce wrote: β December 4th, 2024, 00:44There are a lot of possible answers here..Vergil wrote: β December 4th, 2024, 00:42
When Trump annexes Canada we're gonna roleplay Fallout. I'm Nate, guess who you're gonna be?
Why didn't the Legion guys just have sex with the women...?
They're groypersOyster Sauce wrote: β December 4th, 2024, 00:48"As a slave, it seems Jimmy was forced to have sex with women, likely to maintain breeding quotas."
Why didn't the Legion guys just have sex with the women...?
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Oyster Sauce wrote: β December 4th, 2024, 00:48"As a slave, it seems Jimmy was forced to have sex with women, likely to maintain breeding quotas."
Why didn't the Legion guys just have sex with the women...?
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The breeding bit is speculation from the article writer. More likely Jimmy's ****** centurion owner was a power bottom and any penetration reminded him of that.Oyster Sauce wrote: β December 4th, 2024, 00:48"As a slave, it seems Jimmy was forced to have sex with women, likely to maintain breeding quotas."
Why didn't the Legion guys just have sex with the women...?
Only 6 posts and one of them is about power bottoming. SovlTangerine wrote: β December 4th, 2024, 01:05The breeding bit is speculation from the article writer. More likely Jimmy's ****** centurion owner was a power bottom and any penetration reminded him of that.Oyster Sauce wrote: β December 4th, 2024, 00:48"As a slave, it seems Jimmy was forced to have sex with women, likely to maintain breeding quotas."
Why didn't the Legion guys just have sex with the women...?
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yeah but at least DeS is not forcing us to play through empty unfinished levels while fighting copy-pasted capra demons. That makes the game feel coherent and consistent.Statesman wrote: β December 4th, 2024, 00:39On its own, sure it is a great game but it is still the baseline from which the rest of the franchise developed...and was arguably even more blatantly unfinished than DS1 (see the Broken Archstone/Northern Limit, the disjointed "teleport to map" excuse for the hub), several archstones being just a boss arena, etc). To be fair, nearly all Fromsoft games (outside maybe Sekiro) are a mess in that regard.wndrbr wrote: β December 3rd, 2024, 01:21DeS isn't just some prototype, it's a great game. It's also a lot more of a 'coherent experience' than DS1, which has blatantly unfinished parts like Izalith.Statesman wrote: β December 2nd, 2024, 20:12I still stand by DSII having the most wasted potential, DS1 being the most coherent experience, DeS being the prototype, DS3 feeling like a glorified DS1 DLC and Elden Ring being quantity over quality: the game.
DSII is definetely the ugliest Fromsouls game though. Too bad Stayd's Flames of Old mod was never finished...
More like caca demons because that part of the game is ****
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fighting old bosses as regular enemies is objectively very cool
Like @wndrbr said I like the concept of taurus demons being a regular enemy type in the demon ruins but the location and placement is a problem. There's nothing wrong with the demon ruins being full of demons they had to come from somewhere. But just having them sort of spammed around flat terrain like a gmod map is really underwhelming.Oyster Sauce wrote: β December 4th, 2024, 04:56fighting old bosses as regular enemies is objectively very cool
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