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Yankee Zulu wrote: August 17th, 2024, 07:57
Its how anime works. Anime laws. Characters have to look young to be popular. Vreating a character with a beard wont make it popular. Everyone wants young chicks with big tiddies.
I don't think non-young beautiful people (ie, old guys with mustaches) are inherently unpopular party members. The issue is that business model of gacha games, which is built around not selling you a game with a beginning, middle, and end like a 60 hour long JRPG, but to instead string lonely young people along selling them the fantasy of a relationship and will continue to fork out money for that teasing. Middle aged mustached musketeers don't work well in that model.

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给一个男人一个 荒野之息,他会对一个孩子一天的性骚扰。教一个男人如何玩《原神》克隆人,他就会成为一个终身恋童癖者。
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致所有那些无缘无故要求我删除帖子的同性恋和黑人无偿管理员,你这是在自找死路。我一直在修炼剑术, 最近,一位年长的女收银员告诉我,我看起来很坚强。
我决定把错误的翻译当笑话说出来,因为我觉得这很有趣。 This game is not an RPG
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This **** earned three times less in August than in July. Honkai and Genshin are stable.

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The new hot babe with big tits is called Caesar King. Anyone has any idea why king and not queen? Apart from the usual '****** are gay asf gtfo' with this ****'?

This is what I found.

https://wikizilla.org/wiki/King_Caesar
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Yankee Zulu wrote: September 28th, 2024, 07:59
The new hot babe with big tits is called Caesar King
They called him Emperor King?


also iirc the literal latin definition for caesar is 'hairy'. Enjoy your Hairy King 'waifu' :)
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The etymology of the name Caesar is still unknown and was subject to many interpretations even in antiquity. Julius Caesar himself may have propagated the derivation from the elephant, an animal that was said to have been called caesai in the "Moorish", i.e. probably Punic language,[22] thereby following the claims of his family that they inherited the cognomen from an ancestor, who had received the name after killing an elephant, possibly during the first Punic War.
Anyway I have two options
- its the usual romanisation of some chinese word
- the chick is dumb asf and she cant tell the difference between a king and a queen as per her character story
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Yankee Zulu wrote: September 28th, 2024, 09:22
The etymology of the name Caesar is still unknown and was subject to many interpretations even in antiquity. Julius Caesar himself may have propagated the derivation from the elephant, an animal that was said to have been called caesai in the "Moorish", i.e. probably Punic language,[22] thereby following the claims of his family that they inherited the cognomen from an ancestor, who had received the name after killing an elephant, possibly during the first Punic War.
Anyway I have two options
- its the usual romanisation of some chinese word
- the chick is dumb asf and she cant tell the difference between a king and a queen as per her character story
Put me down as voting for option 2, thank you.
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Yankee Zulu wrote: September 28th, 2024, 09:22
The etymology of the name Caesar is still unknown and was subject to many interpretations even in antiquity. Julius Caesar himself may have propagated the derivation from the elephant, an animal that was said to have been called caesai in the "Moorish", i.e. probably Punic language,[22] thereby following the claims of his family that they inherited the cognomen from an ancestor, who had received the name after killing an elephant, possibly during the first Punic War.
Anyway I have two options
- its the usual romanisation of some chinese word
- the chick is dumb asf and she cant tell the difference between a king and a queen as per her character story
I would put my bet on woke localizers, west has run out of normal localizers.
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Faceless_Sentinel wrote: September 28th, 2024, 09:31
Yankee Zulu wrote: September 28th, 2024, 09:22
The etymology of the name Caesar is still unknown and was subject to many interpretations even in antiquity. Julius Caesar himself may have propagated the derivation from the elephant, an animal that was said to have been called caesai in the "Moorish", i.e. probably Punic language,[22] thereby following the claims of his family that they inherited the cognomen from an ancestor, who had received the name after killing an elephant, possibly during the first Punic War.
Anyway I have two options
- its the usual romanisation of some chinese word
- the chick is dumb asf and she cant tell the difference between a king and a queen as per her character story
I would put my bet on woke localizers, west has run out of normal localizers.
doubtful in this case. Her ingame character model has a necklace with letters 'KING' on it.
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I think the answer is ching chong ping pong bing wang YOOOOOOOOOO personally.
I'm just stating the facts.
Question is are you going to gargle the truth or swallow?
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Yankee Zulu wrote: September 28th, 2024, 07:59
The new hot babe with big tits is called Caesar King. Anyone has any idea why king and not queen?
Not really; I assume the Chinese just don't have a strong gender association with the English word 'king'. In Chinese, it's written 凱撒・金 Kǎisā Jīn, which is just 'Caesar King' written phonetically using substitute hanzi.
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so what exactly is this game even supposed to be about beyond troony weeb gambling? Can't tell at all from the website
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Serjo wrote: September 29th, 2024, 00:04
so what exactly is this game even supposed to be about beyond troony weeb gambling? Can't tell at all from the website
Just typical coomer weeb ****. Nothing more to it.
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Serjo wrote: September 29th, 2024, 00:04
so what exactly is this game even supposed to be about beyond troony weeb gambling? Can't tell at all from the website
That is the game, the western counterpart are those soccer games where euros spend thousands of eurodollars to get a specific african for their team
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I saw some gameplay and it just looks like Devil May Cry 4 of all things. It's also moba apparently which is something anyone should avoid like a plague.
Can anyone who played these games describe what's "cool" about them? What's the appeal?
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WhiteShark wrote: September 28th, 2024, 23:26
Not really; I assume the Chinese just don't have a strong gender association with the English word 'king'. In Chinese, it's written 凱撒・金 Kǎisā Jīn, which is just 'Caesar King' written phonetically using substitute hanzi.
I don't really get the ******. They profess to hate the Japs, yet eat up and copy the most degenerate aspects of their culture.
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Norfleet wrote: November 13th, 2024, 18:11
WhiteShark wrote: September 28th, 2024, 23:26
Not really; I assume the Chinese just don't have a strong gender association with the English word 'king'. In Chinese, it's written 凱撒・金 Kǎisā Jīn, which is just 'Caesar King' written phonetically using substitute hanzi.
I don't really get the ******. They profess to hate the Japs, yet eat up and copy the most degenerate aspects of their culture.
Degenerate aspects of Japs culture sells very good in western countries, especially when western governments force their own cultures into troonism.
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Yankee Zulu wrote: September 28th, 2024, 09:22
The etymology of the name Caesar is still unknown and was subject to many interpretations even in antiquity. Julius Caesar himself may have propagated the derivation from the elephant, an animal that was said to have been called caesai in the "Moorish", i.e. probably Punic language,[22] thereby following the claims of his family that they inherited the cognomen from an ancestor, who had received the name after killing an elephant, possibly during the first Punic War.
Anyway I have two options
- its the usual romanisation of some chinese word
- the chick is dumb asf and she cant tell the difference between a king and a queen as per her character story

There's a ******** fat goon female ****** rapper ***** that calls herself (brace yourself for cringe) "Megan thee Stallion" (gag)
Stallions are intact (ungelded) males.
I'll pass over the nonsense in the middle because who can parse someone being that ********.
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Norfleet wrote: November 13th, 2024, 18:11
I don't really get the ******. They profess to hate the Japs, yet eat up and copy the most degenerate aspects of their culture.
Chinamen love Japanese media and aesthetics as much as the rest of the world. CCP education just teaches them to hate Japan for demolishing them repeatedly from the late 19th century to the early 20th century, which was extremely humiliating, and for alleged war crimes.
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Rand wrote: November 13th, 2024, 18:35
Yankee Zulu wrote: September 28th, 2024, 09:22
The etymology of the name Caesar is still unknown and was subject to many interpretations even in antiquity. Julius Caesar himself may have propagated the derivation from the elephant, an animal that was said to have been called caesai in the "Moorish", i.e. probably Punic language,[22] thereby following the claims of his family that they inherited the cognomen from an ancestor, who had received the name after killing an elephant, possibly during the first Punic War.
Anyway I have two options
- its the usual romanisation of some chinese word
- the chick is dumb asf and she cant tell the difference between a king and a queen as per her character story

There's a ******** fat goon female ****** rapper ***** that calls herself (brace yourself for cringe) "Megan thee Stallion" (gag)
Stallions are intact (ungelded) males.
I'll pass over the nonsense in the middle because who can parse someone being that ********.
Theres another explanation which is idiotically simple. Its her name. Literally. Caesar is her first name. King is her surname. Ive met people with similar surnames in real life. A female with a surname "King".
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Reddit mongrels detected censorship in the latest patch. mihoyo quickly reverted it.

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This is the upcoming agent

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I liked it, unfortunately they make you grind more than in previous games, so i left the game after finishing story with Jane Doe.
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Describing this mobile gacha game as a "sci fi RPG" is really funny.
I'm just stating the facts.
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Describing this as a GAME is itself really funny: This is not a game. This is bait for the Chinese State Cyberwarfare program to turn your computer into part of their botnet. Realize that this installs a malware rootkit onto your computer, allowing them to remotely take full control of your system. Worse, it's poorly-written Chinese slop malware that has already been exploited in the past by outside actors for ransomware.

Anyone who plays this is a Chinese patsy. Anyone who knows this and STILL plays this is a traitor to their country.