Dragon Age™: The Veilguard is a Return To Form

[TKVNC]

Just had this abomination appear in my Spam folder, lmao



It's surely an "astonishing spectacle" - astonishing it can be so ******* garbage.

[Faceless_Sentinel]

Hello. I came here to complain that this game is trash and the worst RPG I have played in my life.

@Thulean_Perspective Are you the real Varg Vikernes, the Morrowind and RPG fan come to join us? Is this your web site where you will post your Veilguard review?

I found suspicious that this Varg Vikernes guy mentioned in a same day three times in two different platforms in topics that I read. It feels like I'm being watched and I'm being created a very specific information space.

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[Orvas Dren]

Varg is cool

[Oyster Sauce]

Finished DA:O, I am sad

Main reason I don't want to replay it is I know there will never be any continuation after the DLC.

I was reading the wiki page on tranquils to see if they're still practicing that rite in future games. Clicked the name of one who seemed interesting and his entire page was about him losing his gay anal sex virginity.

[Unhelpful Contrarian]

Looks like the chuds were right all along.

[rusty_shackleford]

Looks like the chuds were right all along.

Like I posted way back, he should have known these are terrible numbers for a game this big. Most people would get a pass for not knowing, but he's one of the people who really should know. He was just trying to own da chudz

[Unhelpful Contrarian]

Looks like the chuds were right all along.

Like I posted way back, he should have known these are terrible numbers for a game this big. Most people would get a pass for not knowing, but he's one of the people who really should know. He was just trying to own da chudz

Progressivism is a hella of a drug.

[Tweed]

Le dunk le chud. Le delete posts because you knew you were full of **** like the little ***** you are.

[Red7]

I just saw a YouTube clip that I can't screenshot with my mobile cuz of "copyright" or whatever, but it was basically Isabela asking the Taash thing "Do you like being a woman?" and the thing responds "(Scoffs) Nobody likes being a woman".

Like I think I should be surprised, but at the same time I kind of expected it. lol

If I get to my computer I will definitely get the screenshot to share it here.

Yes, ****** hate women with a passion, they despise them, they despise their femininity, their beauty. It is the purest jealousy.

Keffals' Twitter account made Red7 look like a joke before he went back and deleted everything

apologise

[Red7]

finally, the veilguard video we were all waiting for

imagine how better it would be if his father was legally allowed to kill his failed mutation/and had balls to do it/ and avoid this pointless degradation and misery.

[rusty_shackleford]

new synthkino

[Jordy]

Once a day I look at the numbers on steamdb and it cheers me up.

[rusty_shackleford]

SmashJT says a source at EA told him this flopped pretty hard

[rusty_shackleford]

(Gamestop's website, all games are $69.99 new, Veilguard is the newest game)

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veilguard bros… I don't feel so good…

[Trickster]

(Gamestop's website, all games are $69.99 new, Veilguard is the newest game)




veilguard bros… I don't feel so good…

Yea, it's clearly indicated that they need to sell more for at least some profit.

[Cheeseknife]

Here's another to add to the pile:

[KOS-MOS]

Here's another to add to the pile:

that face is so painful to watch ew

[wndrbr]

They did not post the statistics on the most romanced party member. Seems like no one romanced Traash.

[rusty_shackleford]

They did not post the statistics on the most romanced party member. Seems like no one romanced Traash.

just feels like they're trying to be larian tbh, comes off as desperate
there's nowhere near the same number or kind of choices

[Oyster Sauce]

They did not post the statistics on the most romanced party member. Seems like no one romanced Traash.

Thinking this 3 option chart where the choices are essentially evenly split was at all interesting is so funny.

[wndrbr]

They did not post the statistics on the most romanced party member. Seems like no one romanced Traash.

Thinking this 3 option chart where the choices are essentially evenly split was at all interesting is so funny.

it's a tweet thread, they don't just talk about your class.

[ArcaneLurker]

What was your faction?
Gaywarden? Pornwatch? Cumlords of Transexuality? Black Panthers? Antifa Cows?

[Breathe]

The saddest thing is the next Mass Effect is being made by the same people, though it might not release if they get the axe.

[Rand]

If Bioware dies from this cringe, I will be very pleased to watch their IPs die with them.
They have ****** up and pozzed everything significant, either personally or through licensees like Beamdog.

[UltraFan123]

They did not post the statistics on the most romanced party member. Seems like no one romanced Traash.

Kind of impressed that they were willing to release that particular statistic tbh, methinks that they would've instead hided the fact that nobody liked their self-insert Mary Sue.

[logincrash]

that face is so painful to watch ew

It isn't even hard to take a goofy screenshot. There isn't a time when Traash's face isn't like that. She's just profoundly ugly. Even Sera from Inquisition looked semi-okay from a special angle and with a bunch of photo filters on it. Nothing can fix this ****.

[NoName3]

The saddest thing is the next Mass Effect is being made by the same people, though it might not release if they get the axe.

for me the next mass effect is just called Exodus and is being made by Archetype Entertainment which should be better than anything this EAs version of bioware could put together. My only worry is Archetype is a Wizards of the Coast subsidiary.

[Cipher]

This might've been posted already. I didn't keep up with this thread as I was too busy slogging through this piece of **** game.
But, even redditsisters are getting annoyed with how ******* awful Traash is.

And the thread is locked at nearly 2k upvotes. 1300 comments, with most upvoted lambasting this garbage.

Hundreds of top-voted comments deleted by ******-jannies.
But the funniest part is that nobody ever refers to Traash by anything other than "they."

These reddit moderators appear to be utterly insane and drunk with their "ha ha ha I can DELETE your ***" power.

Also, found this. Completely off-topic, but I gotta share it nonetheless.
(again, we need a ROTFLMAO emoji)

This is the actual Youtube channel and full video:



Andre has some real chops.

[Cipher]

Amazon will be creating a Mass Effect series so, whether BioWoke makes ME5 or not, its already over for Mass Effect.

[PixiGreen]

new synthkino

This is a very-very sad video. Because he is right - the frog is well cooked by now, the Overton window moved so far, I doubt it can be shifted back in any significant way. It's like inflation "Oh, we slowed down the inflation! It's lower than last year! We are great!" So what? You still pay much more than you paid last year (and much more than a year before) just not twice more.

Would they remove the default setting for romance in the game or movie to be gay? Doubtfully. The elves (no matter the setting) are black by default too. Would anyone dare to make villagers of a settlement lost in mountains for centuries have at least the same skin colour? For decades now (long before 2016) such villagers have to be "diverted". They might stop actively promoting "top surgery" for a while, but I'm afraid everything else is normalized and here to stay.