Medieval Rimworld Chapter 15: A Return To Form (finale)

[Luckmann]

Why do I even bother with you ******?

Because you're always so mad, you can't help yourself.
I swear to the ******* gods, do either of you ever smile?

[Finarfin]

Why do I even bother with you ******?

Because you're always so mad, you can't help yourself.
I swear to the ******* gods, do either of you ever smile?

>gods
can you shut the **** up, you heathen ******?

[Luckmann]

Why do I even bother with you ******?

Because you're always so mad, you can't help yourself.
I swear to the ******* gods, do either of you ever smile?

>gods
can you shut the **** up, you heathen ******?

I've been laying that bait for weeks hoping a resident conservatard semitic would pick up on it.
How does it feel to be the first one to not be able to contain yourself, you joyless and miserable boy?
Good heavens, crack a smile for once in your life.

[Faceless_Sentinel]

Yes, I know. German not getting the joke but this is beyond pathetic from Cuckmann
since the actual artist is the first thing that pops up on a search.
https://x.com/morbirdart

Looks like this is different morbirds.

https://www.tiktok.com/@morbird

[Luckmann]

Name: Hembring Bork
Sex: M
Age: 25
Appearance: Large black beard, long black hair. White, obviously.
Body type: Hulk.
Favorite color: Green.
Childhood backstory: Orphan Boy.
Adulthood backstory: Stable Master.
Traits: Hard Worker/Tough/Industrious/Optimist/Slow Learner/Inept/Animal Lover/Teetotaler
Misc: Happy-go-lucky simpleton, big lunk of love. Happy to learn, just bad at it.

Skills:
Shooting - 0
Melee - 0
+Construction - 8
Mining - 0
Cooking - 2
Plants - 2
+Animals - 4
+Crafting - 8
Artistic - 0
Medical - 4
+Social - 2
Intellectual - 0

[Stack of Turtles]

No it's not. All I found at first were the ****** and a bunch of print shops. I bet it's the same ***, anyway.
I wish to gods the one I found first was an elaborate joke, too. Where the **** is Noon at All when we need something killed? Noon, eat the *****.

https://f.rpghq.org/A4yCcnGmhgMr.png?n= ... 114338.png
Sure, the same ***. Bothering to have two completely different artstyles for no reason. The mental gymnastics you do sure are something.

Take it easy there, googlefag, you might depose Vergil as the most perpetually butthurt. I'm not sure he's big on usurpation, no matter how much you tongue his anus.

Why are you so disgusting? Some people just want to read fun rimworld antics during lunch...

[Vergil]

Luckmann sure does like talking about gay sex and pedophilia unprompted
Can you take your spergout somewhere else, you're ******** up the LP.

[Jordy]

[Luckmann]

Luckmann sure does like talking about gay sex and pedophilia unprompted

No one:
Absolutely no one anywhere:
Not a single person:
@Vergil :

Can you take your spergout somewhere else, you're ******** up the LP.

I want to stress that you and your boyfriend can stop angrily dropping spaghetti at any point, and that his slow-burning spergout started by me merely asking you about the art that you posted. If you have no desire to communicate or be communicated with, you must remember that you have the possibility to stop at any moment.

[Irenaeus]

If you have no desire to communicate or be communicated with,

I have bad news.

[Vergil]

Luckmann sure does like talking about gay sex and pedophilia unprompted

No one:
Absolutely no one anywhere:
Not a single person:
@Vergil :

Can you take your spergout somewhere else, you're ******** up the LP.

I want to stress that you and your boyfriend can stop angrily dropping spaghetti at any point, and that his slow-burning spergout started by me merely asking you about the art that you posted. If you have no desire to communicate or be communicated with, you must remember that you have the possibility to stop at any moment.

Didn't read any of this but lol

[Oyster Sauce]

Fellas, fellas. We're all on the same side here.

[Irenaeus]

Fellas, fellas. We're all on the same side here.

There are at least 3 sides:
- Christians
- Pagans
- Vampires

[Jordy]

Fellas, fellas. We're all on the same side here.

There are at least 3 sides:
- Christians
- Pagans
- Vampires

You better hope Skullsmasher is on your side.

[Luckmann]

Didn't read any of this but lol

ⁱ ᵗʰⁱⁿᵏ ʷᵉ ᵃˡˡ ᵏⁿᵒʷ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ʸᵒᵘ ᵈⁱᵈ

Fellas, fellas. We're all on the same side here.

There are at least 3 sides:
- Christians
- Pagans
- Vampires

Can't we all just get along?

[Oyster Sauce]

Chapter 11: Blood Moon Rising


Wolfie arrives as promised, along with her personal bodyguard Iren.




Seems like lizardmen were hot in their tail though. Two squads of 7 slink towards us. We form two teams in kind. Mathieu has a doctor's note and won't be participating in this one. It's a bit chilly with the volcanic winter so everybody takes over buildings to wait.






Iren claims the first enemy with a savage axe blow that cracks his skull and destroys both of his eyes. This is why helmets are important!



Lance displays his expertise by stabbing this idiot in the head.



William takes a head on the north side.





Vitya just ******* destroys this guy.



Hoss makes a very risky shot that takes out William's opponent for him. Skull Smasher and Oscar split off to chase down two liggers who snuck by. Vergil wins his duel without a scratch.






While looting, Elias finds a unmarked bottle containing a strange liquid and pockets it. Overall, a few of us were cut up but nobody came close to dying except Bonecrusher. Does Skull Smasher even want to keep bringing him into battle?



After resting up, Vitya forges helmets while Iren smelts ore into ingots. We have a ton of ore thanks to Boontaker, but people have been slacking on getting it smelted.



The kids show up to watch them work and generally be annoying. Nearby, Acrux is fat.



The blood moon is upon us - vampire blood pools will drain faster, and if it goes under half they can lose control of themselves and start attacking others for blood. Luckily, Vergil has plenty of people willing to offer theirs up. Wolfie is a special kind of vampire that can melt people with toxins, but can only drain blood from corpses - which we just procured quite a few of.



A wild nightstalker starts hunting Boontaker, who's doing some pretty remote mining.



It's a good thing William was disposing of bodies nearby and Elias was out hunting. Their armor makes sure they only get bruised instead of scratched.



A drifter comes by, looking to talk. Lance, our self-proclaimed captain of the guard rides out to meet him. He has a proposal.





At that same moment - Elias, a bit woozy from being fed on, accidentally drinks from the mysterious bottle he picked up earlier and immediately passes out.





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Cutting this short because our lord needs to wake up and address this stranger. @Irenaeus can specialize in scoring critical hits in melee or swinging his weapon more quickly. Anyone can offer suggestions on what we should be focusing on. Now that we have more craftsmen cutting stones into bricks it might be worth thinking about converting our wooden buildings into stone. Bad things would happen if a fire sprang up. Alternatively, a wall with embrasures surrounding our territory would give us the advantage when being raided and we wouldn't have to fight in open fields anymore.

[Rand]

Anyone can offer suggestions on what we should be focusing on. Now that we have more craftsmen cutting stones into bricks it might be worth thinking about converting our wooden buildings into stone. Bad things would happen if a fire sprang up. Alternatively, a wall with embrasures surrounding our territory would give us the advantage when being raided and we wouldn't have to fight in open fields anymore.

If you're not gonna build a castle in Medieval Rimworld, I don't know why you're even playing the game.

[Irenaeus]

Critical hits it is.

[Oyster Sauce]

Here's the difference between the two types of vampires we have among us by the way. Vergil's kind on the left, Wolfie's on the right.

[Luckmann]

Anyone can offer suggestions on what we should be focusing on. Now that we have more craftsmen cutting stones into bricks it might be worth thinking about converting our wooden buildings into stone. Bad things would happen if a fire sprang up. Alternatively, a wall with embrasures surrounding our territory would give us the advantage when being raided and we wouldn't have to fight in open fields anymore.

If you're not gonna build a castle in Medieval Rimworld, I don't know why you're even playing the game.

But do you mean that in terms of "We should start making our buildings into stone, like a stone castle" or "We should start building a wall, like castles have".

I'd argue that we already have a castle of sorts, albeit so far mostly out of wood, and that we should build a wall first, and then modernize from the inside out, resources and time permitting. So wooden walls->central stone structures->periphery stone structures->stone walls. And then after that, perhaps start to connect most structures. In medieval fashion, we should also not discount the norm of using existing structures as part of the walls, which would save time and resources; by the time we get around to "modernizing" our walls, we might only need to wall comparatively small sections at all.

[Jordy]

Having played Rimworld and knowing how quickly a small fire can end your game, I would suggest converting the most important buildings into stone and then focussing on the wall. If there is a fire though, there are quite a lot of people to contain it.

Also, happy to retire Bonecrusher if he is of no use in battle anymore. I'm guessing the missing paw affects movement speed. Is anything else affected?

[LemonDemonGirl]

Can my character become a Vampire somehow?

[rusty_shackleford]

Lil Rusty votes for a star fort.

[Jordy]

[Tweed]

Is vampirism is a condition or a species? Also, I agree we really need some kind of a fortress at this rate or eventually we're going to get smeared, we've had a load of close calls. Every other minute something is coming along to try and make dinner out of one of the colonists.

[Luckmann]

Having played Rimworld and knowing how quickly a small fire can end your game, I would suggest converting the most important buildings into stone and then focussing on the wall. If there is a fire though, there are quite a lot of people to contain it.

Also, happy to retire Bonecrusher if he is of no use in battle anymore. I'm guessing the missing paw affects movement speed. Is anything else affected?

I completely bow to experience. Having never played Rimworld, I have no idea how big of a threat fire actually is.

[rusty_shackleford]

how medieval are the building options?
daub and wattle was relatively fire resistant, the scenes of just putting a torch to a medieval-esque building and it going right up is another widespread creative liberty.

[Luckmann]

how medieval are the building options?
daub and wattle was relatively fire resistant, the scenes of just putting a torch to a medieval-esque building and it going right up is another widespread creative liberty.

Yeah, but I expect that that level isn't really present. I'd be surprised if it's not just "wood", "stone", etc.

[Oyster Sauce]

how medieval are the building options?
daub and wattle was relatively fire resistant, the scenes of just putting a torch to a medieval-esque building and it going right up is another widespread creative liberty.

You name me one game where you can build whatever the **** a daub and a wattle is

Edit: oh no

[Tweed]

how medieval are the building options?
daub and wattle was relatively fire resistant, the scenes of just putting a torch to a medieval-esque building and it going right up is another widespread creative liberty.

You name me one game where you can build whatever the **** a daub and a wattle is

Rusty think he so slick, he daubbin'