Vampire: The Masquerade® - Bloodlines™ 2
I stopped my watch after 40 minutes because I was bored out of my mind.Atlantico wrote: ↑ September 10th, 2024, 21:41I just saw a playthrough of TCR's latest game "Still Wakes the Deep" and it's a walking simulator with a weak story. That could describe every game from them. VtM2 going to break the trend? lol![]()
-Insipid smalltalk with NPCs I don't care about, delivering clumsy exposition
-Linear as ****
-Walkthrough player clearly getting annoyed that 90% of all doors cant be opened despite being interactive
-Obnoxious hand waving whenever you run
-Protagonist comments on every goddamn thing (generic swear factory style)
-People getting merked offscreen like 5 times in a row
-Surprisingly janky
Not a game for me.
There's a hint of platforming and the occasional quicktime event. But yes, a walking simulator
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Even gayer than just being a walking simulator.Atlantico wrote: ↑ September 11th, 2024, 17:26There's a hint of platforming and the occasional quicktime event. But yes, a walking simulator![]()
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Here's hoping you will mark interactable stuff yellow too. Otherwise I ain't buying that ****.Brother Chad wrote: ↑ September 12th, 2024, 19:38The platforming is a straight line covered in yellow paint. I'm not even kidding.
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A video appeared on the webs showing a few minutes of the pre alpha gameplay before the game had been handed from Hardsuit Labs to Chinese Room.
https://gofile.io/d/Rn1ePq
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Yankee Zulu wrote: ↑ September 24th, 2024, 20:36A video appeared on the webs showing a few minutes of the pre alpha gameplay before the game had been handed from Hardsuit Labs to Chinese Room.
https://gofile.io/d/Rn1ePq
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Oh yeah? Name seven haunted hospitals in video games.
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But yeah, they're not that many.
rusty_shackleford wrote: ↑ October 28th, 2024, 07:36Mediocre or bad games can still have parts that are good.
rusty_shackleford wrote: ↑ September 24th, 2024, 20:51Yankee Zulu wrote: ↑ September 24th, 2024, 20:36A video appeared on the webs showing a few minutes of the pre alpha gameplay before the game had been handed from Hardsuit Labs to Chinese Room.
https://gofile.io/d/Rn1ePq
Not half bad for a pre alpha. Certainly better then whatever Chinese room is cooking so far.
https://www.thegamer.com/horror-games-set-hospital/ that was easyrusty_shackleford wrote: ↑ September 25th, 2024, 00:29Oh yeah? Name seven haunted hospitals in video games.
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cheaterRoguey wrote: ↑ September 25th, 2024, 10:49https://www.thegamer.com/horror-games-set-hospital/ that was easyrusty_shackleford wrote: ↑ September 25th, 2024, 00:29Oh yeah? Name seven haunted hospitals in video games.
rusty_shackleford wrote: ↑ September 24th, 2024, 20:51Yankee Zulu wrote: ↑ September 24th, 2024, 20:36A video appeared on the webs showing a few minutes of the pre alpha gameplay before the game had been handed from Hardsuit Labs to Chinese Room.
https://gofile.io/d/Rn1ePq
Looks like gmod with worse FOV
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Anyways, this game is ******* cooked. No inventory? Total ****** population dynamics? ****** on more than just one occasion? ******* flush it.
What makes you say that?
The moment paradox interactive bought WOD IP was always destined to be cooked.Zothique wrote: ↑ September 26th, 2024, 00:14
Anyways, this game is ******* cooked. No inventory? Total ****** population dynamics? ****** on more than just one occasion? ******* flush it.
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Unhelpful Contrarian wrote: ↑ October 9th, 2024, 15:06Guess Paradox is finally throwing in the towel.
The actual article title is even more scathing holy ****
'Bloodlines 3 [Will be] Done by Someone Else:' Paradox Is Done With Vampire: The Masquerade After Bloodlines 2 Debacle
https://www.ign.com/articles/paradox-ch ... meone-elseImagine having a product so **** you can't even shill for it yourself.
Question is are you going to gargle the truth or swallow?
rusty_shackleford wrote: ↑ September 24th, 2024, 20:51Yankee Zulu wrote: ↑ September 24th, 2024, 20:36A video appeared on the webs showing a few minutes of the pre alpha gameplay before the game had been handed from Hardsuit Labs to Chinese Room.
https://gofile.io/d/Rn1ePq
clearly pre-alpha, unpolished, mediocre etc.etc.
yet looks more appealing than the cringe inducing piles of **** TCR has been demonstrating. They really really ******* suck.
TCR is next level ****.
Wait.
Literally giving it to some rando on the streets would have a better chance of being good at this point.LemonDemonGirl wrote: ↑ October 9th, 2024, 17:26Give it to WOTC, I'm sure they won't **** it up.
Wait.
Not my thing, but I'll take your word for it since you'd be the expert in that.Unhelpful Contrarian wrote: ↑ October 9th, 2024, 17:29Literally giving it to some rando on the streets would have a better chance of being good at this point.
K.Stack of Turtles wrote: ↑ October 9th, 2024, 17:32Not my thing, but I'll take your word for it since you'd be the expert in that.Unhelpful Contrarian wrote: ↑ October 9th, 2024, 17:29Literally giving it to some rando on the streets would have a better chance of being good at this point.