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Unhelpful Contrarian wrote: September 10th, 2024, 20:49
Finarfin wrote: September 10th, 2024, 20:28
I'd work at walmart ngl. Seeing as I have no skills I might as well, kek. But they'll probably get promoted and then boss me around, so I'll end up shanking a ***** or two.
l can’t imagine how much of a soul sucking job working at Walmart is( I used to worked at there biggest competitor and felt like taking a loaded 12 gauge to the face Kurt Cobain style.

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gerey wrote: September 20th, 2024, 09:13
rusty_shackleford wrote: September 20th, 2024, 08:50
Bioware's target audience has been deranged tumblrinas for at least the past decade.
Deranged tumblrinas want to make pretty boys kiss, or self-insert as the hottie that all the male NPCs lust after. Not even they are going to bother with this trainwreck.

The preorder numbers are abysmal.

This thing is exclusively made for the modern audience, as in, nobody.
You nailed it. Most women are not going to be playing this game. Sure maybe the character creator would allow them to make a pretty character but there is no "hot bad boy" for them to romance in this game. All the companions look like the type of people you would see at a pride parade. No woman wants to romance someone like that. Not even the deranged tumblrinas who all have a million different pronouns in their bio.
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buttfucker 3000 wrote: September 20th, 2024, 15:21
Unhelpful Contrarian wrote: September 10th, 2024, 20:49
Finarfin wrote: September 10th, 2024, 20:28
I'd work at walmart ngl. Seeing as I have no skills I might as well, kek. But they'll probably get promoted and then boss me around, so I'll end up shanking a ***** or two.
l can’t imagine how much of a soul sucking job working at Walmart is( I used to worked at there biggest competitor and felt like taking a loaded 12 gauge to the face Kurt Cobain style.

The humanitarian dance they make you do is like living your own personal purgatory.


Dance wagie! Dance!
I did my time working in such a place and never plan to return to such a soul crushing hellscape.
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Y'all are gonna have your work cut out for you on Dragon Age, I hope to see a lot of de-******-fying and from this site because I wanna enjoy the game so bad ;-;
I want a mod making that ****** elf white released day one frfr
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Kiririn wrote: September 20th, 2024, 17:02
Y'all are gonna have your work cut out for you on Dragon Age, I hope to see a lot of de-******-fying and from this site because I wanna enjoy the game so bad ;-;
Nobody is going to bother, the game will be ****.
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crying rn
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Can I recommend a good game instead?
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Played a lot of those actually wow. I guess when it comes to new games Kingdom Come Deliverance 2 is gonna be the only one worth buying for now
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Kiririn wrote: September 20th, 2024, 17:10
Played a lot of those actually wow. I guess when it comes to new games Kingdom Come Deliverance 2 is gonna be the only one worth buying for now

Greedfall 2 releases into early access shortly, Spiders makes games that are like old Bioware titles.


If you liked the old bioware formula, you might want to check out their old games, Technomancer/Greedfall especially.

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GreedFall 2 specifically looks like it's going to have combat very similar to DAO
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Kiririn wrote: September 20th, 2024, 17:02
Y'all are gonna have your work cut out for you on Dragon Age, I hope to see a lot of de-******-fying and from this site because I wanna enjoy the game so bad ;-;
This game is so deeply contaminated by post-modern ******** that no mod can save it. Did you even saw the character creator? Do you really believe that can be fixed? And oh boy the writing...
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I think the character creator itself could be salvaged by hiding the unwanted options from the interface and modifying the default presets. However the bigger problem is the rest of the game, it will surely be a tall task, possibly more so than with BG3. Larian probably consisted at least of somewhat normal developers who only consulted with Sweet Baby Inc like company to make Act3 worse but here we have ******** fiddling with the game from the very beginning. Wokeness will be engraved into it's very core and difficult to weed out.
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Your only chance to play a decent sequel to Dragon Age Origins is to figure out how to build a crosstime conveyor and travel to a quantum parallel where all the leftist ******* in academia were rounded up and put in death camps by Ronald Reagan in his third term as holy autocrat of America.
You may as well not bother replying to my posts if it's to argue anything except concrete facts or your personal opinion. I still probably won't see it.
Reject your retarded-wing political programming and learn to think.
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Kiririn wrote: September 20th, 2024, 17:10
Played a lot of those actually wow. I guess when it comes to new games Kingdom Come Deliverance 2 is gonna be the only one worth buying for now
Feel free to add your top 5 to the list!
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rusty_shackleford wrote: September 19th, 2024, 17:39
"I'm a man!!!!!!"
*creates an avatar of them that is a disgusting mutilated freak when given the chance to just make a normal man*

starting to think these people aren't right in the head
Notice that with pooners their ideal form of masculinity looks like a prepubescents boy or a twink. Yaoi brain rot is real.
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RangerBoo wrote: September 20th, 2024, 22:06
rusty_shackleford wrote: September 19th, 2024, 17:39
"I'm a man!!!!!!"
*creates an avatar of them that is a disgusting mutilated freak when given the chance to just make a normal man*

starting to think these people aren't right in the head
Notice that with pooners their ideal form of masculinity looks like a prepubescents boy or a twink. Yaoi brain rot is real.
Well, it's either that, or the 'fat, ugly balding manlet' look.
Youthful twinks are bound to get more attention from gay men.
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If I ever make my RPG protagonist look like the "Ugly *******" trope from anime I would only do it as a joke. And looking at how limited this game's character creator is, I wouldn't even be able to do that. lmfao
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disappointed there aren't acne scars options
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Dragon age games have always been hard to mod, especially inquisition...unlike bg3 which could be mostly salvaged by just replacing genders and race of characters the same most likely isn't even going to be possible here and even if it is there is still terrible writing and most likely even worse mechanics...
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"modding out the gay" is a massive cope, let these abominations rot
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Envuen wrote: September 20th, 2024, 19:49
Larian probably consisted at least of somewhat normal developers
Larian is gay as ****
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RangerBoo wrote: September 20th, 2024, 22:06


Notice that with pooners their ideal form of masculinity looks like a prepubescents boy or a twink. Yaoi brain rot is real.
Wtf is a pooner?
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Irenaeus wrote: September 20th, 2024, 22:58
RangerBoo wrote: September 20th, 2024, 22:06


Notice that with pooners their ideal form of masculinity looks like a prepubescents boy or a twink. Yaoi brain rot is real.
Wtf is a pooner?
A female to male transsexual. Pooner is a derogatory term used to describe them much like how ***** is for male to female transsexuals. Pooner is often used to describe women who transition due to being brain rotted by yaoi or any other form of homosexual romance fiction.
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there's no such thing as "a female to male" it's just "female"
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RangerBoo wrote: September 20th, 2024, 23:10
Irenaeus wrote: September 20th, 2024, 22:58
RangerBoo wrote: September 20th, 2024, 22:06


Notice that with pooners their ideal form of masculinity looks like a prepubescents boy or a twink. Yaoi brain rot is real.
Wtf is a pooner?
A female to male transsexual. Pooner is a derogatory term used to describe them much like how ***** is for male to female transsexuals. Pooner is often used to describe women who transition due to being brain rotted by yaoi or any other form of homosexual romance fiction.
Why not just call them cut-tits or bulge imposters? Yeah I know, they don't sound as subtle.
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This game looks absolutely ****** and it's fun to see the paid shills dance around how **** it is in their yt videos
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Rand wrote: September 20th, 2024, 07:50
First, behold a "qunari" you can make using this filth:
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It looks like his face is melting... his nose structure is wonky and his mouth alignment doesn't seem to match up with his nose. Also why did they choose to have his jaw be the widest part of his face?
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Tag365 wrote: September 21st, 2024, 00:28
Rand wrote: September 20th, 2024, 07:50
First, behold a "qunari" you can make using this filth:
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It looks like his face is melting... his nose structure is wonky and his mouth alignment doesn't seem to match up with his nose. Also why did they choose to have his jaw be the widest part of his face?

Hey at least it has pronouns.🙃

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Unhelpful Contrarian wrote: September 21st, 2024, 00:41
Tag365 wrote: September 21st, 2024, 00:28
Rand wrote: September 20th, 2024, 07:50
First, behold a "qunari" you can make using this filth:
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It looks like his face is melting... his nose structure is wonky and his mouth alignment doesn't seem to match up with his nose. Also why did they choose to have his jaw be the widest part of his face?

Hey at least it has pronouns.🙃

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Wow, couldn't even commit to it by writing "xermself" or "themself" or whatever.
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Nooneatall wrote: September 20th, 2024, 23:27
This game looks absolutely ****** and it's fun to see the paid shills dance around how **** it is in their yt videos
Yep. It looks like it's from 2010. Everything about it screams mediocre.