More bad news for Star Wars fans...

[Rand]

[KnightoftheWind]

I LOVE Star Wars
I WILL fight against the Empire
Donald Trump IS literally Emperor Palpatine
I WILL fight for democracy
I AM a rebel
I AM Luke Skywalker
I AM a jedi

[rusty_shackleford]

Yellow interactables. How conveniently painted galaxy-wide...

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Even in space. The parts of a wreck you can shoot out are painted yellow.
Instead of having them just be marked in some way by your ship's tactical scanner, like all armed ships have.

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amazing how developers have learned nothing from the backlash against this sort of design

[Rand]

Yellow interactables. How conveniently painted galaxy-wide...

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Even in space. The parts of a wreck you can shoot out are painted yellow.
Instead of having them just be marked in some way by your ship's tactical scanner, like all armed ships have.

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amazing how developers have learned nothing from the backlash against this sort of design

Ubisoft cannot learn.
It is against their principles and nature.

[Schizoid1488]

I LOVE Star Wars
I WILL fight against the Empire
Donald Trump IS literally Emperor Palpatine
I WILL fight for democracy
I AM a rebel
I AM Luke Skywalker
I AM a jedi

sithchud bros...............

[rusty_shackleford]

this is one of those monkey things where if you used negative reinforcement they'd eventually learn that players don't want their hands held but supposed ''humans''(fr*nch) can't figure that out

[Schizoid1488]

this is one of those monkey things where if you used negative reinforcement they'd eventually learn that players don't want their hands held but supposed ''humans''(fr*nch) can't figure that out

The french are the ******* of europe, it's a exercise in futility expecting anything but disappointment from them.

[Magick]

this is one of those monkey things where if you used negative reinforcement they'd eventually learn that players don't want their hands held but supposed ''humans''(fr*nch) can't figure that out

The problem is, they're not including that **** for the true players. It's all for the journalists and ******** (and ****** journalists) to line the social media PR.
All they have to do is ONLY put that **** in on the easiest difficulty. Games in the 90s were doing that sort of thing ffs (quest markers on easy, none on harder).
It's not like modern games have more than a single, linear route, anyway.

[Vaako]

this is one of those monkey things where if you used negative reinforcement they'd eventually learn that players don't want their hands held but supposed ''humans''(fr*nch) can't figure that out

The french are the ******* of europe, it's a exercise in futility expecting anything but disappointment from them.

has nothing to do with the french and more that Ubisoft just got too big and passion gets sucked out in every big company once they start making games via checkboxes. Same thing happened to Bethesda; BIoware, Obsidian and Blizzard and the old guard left.

[Schizoid1488]

this is one of those monkey things where if you used negative reinforcement they'd eventually learn that players don't want their hands held but supposed ''humans''(fr*nch) can't figure that out

The french are the ******* of europe, it's a exercise in futility expecting anything but disappointment from them.

has nothing to do with the french and more that Ubisoft just got too big and passion gets sucked out in every big company once they start making games via checkboxes.

I think it's an exclusively modern day french"""man""" thing, just look at @Vergil and the Olympics. France is a country of sodomites and *******, the statistics do not lie, they have the most ******* out of any european country and that has severely degraded their genetics. No sane group of people could create Asasssins Creed: Shadows and be proud of it. They really need to take some inspiration from their superior neighbors Belgians, Swen can save them.

[Vergil]

The french are the ******* of europe, it's a exercise in futility expecting anything but disappointment from them.

has nothing to do with the french and more that Ubisoft just got too big and passion gets sucked out in every big company once they start making games via checkboxes.

I think it's an exclusively modern day french"""man""" thing, just look at @Vergil and the Olympics. France is a country of sodomites and *******, the statistics do not lie, they have the most ******* out of any european country and that has severely degraded their genetics. No sane group of people could create Asasssins Creed: Shadows and be proud of it. They really need to take some inspiration from their superior neighbors Belgians, Swen can save them.

Not only are you very boring but now you're possibly "belgian" too.

[Schizoid1488]

has nothing to do with the french and more that Ubisoft just got too big and passion gets sucked out in every big company once they start making games via checkboxes.

I think it's an exclusively modern day french"""man""" thing, just look at @Vergil and the Olympics. France is a country of sodomites and *******, the statistics do not lie, they have the most ******* out of any european country and that has severely degraded their genetics. No sane group of people could create Asasssins Creed: Shadows and be proud of it. They really need to take some inspiration from their superior neighbors Belgians, Swen can save them.

Not only are you very boring but now you're possibly "belgian" too.

Belgium being superior to France is just an objective fact, as your avatar showcases. From what I've seen of your posts, your entire character is just emulating sassy gay men you idolize from video games. Wouldn't call it boring though, moreso repulsive and embarassing.

[Vergil]

I hope this doesn't mean I'm gonna have another 4chan template third worlder who randomly @'s me in threads trying to nip at my ankles red7 is quite enough thank you.

[Schizoid1488]

>France
>Not a third world country

I accept your concession, ******.

[Oyster Sauce]

Gotta kill you if you try to greentext here, no offense

[Vergil]

Yellow interactables. How conveniently painted galaxy-wide...

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Even in space. The parts of a wreck you can shoot out are painted yellow.
Instead of having them just be marked in some way by your ship's tactical scanner, like all armed ships have.

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Is there any particular reason it's always ******* yellow?

[Rand]

[Vergil]

This is every game review. 50/50 chance the person doing the voice over isn't even who played the game.

[Schizoid1488]

Even ignoring the massive manjaw goblina main character, how have these ****** games not improved in graphics or animations whatsoever since the first Battlefront remaster in 2015? There's essentially been no progress at all in a decade.

[rusty_shackleford]

This is every game review. 50/50 chance the person doing the voice over isn't even who played the game.

[Vergil]

This is every game review. 50/50 chance the person doing the voice over isn't even who played the game.

Hey man it's hard to rush out a review with a strict deadline especially when you hate video games and refuse to even attempt to learn how to play them!

[ArcaneLurker]

The AI is pretty ******** but I think it's the player who is more baffling.
He walks up to & tries to squeeze past the stunned enemy? And then walks off to try and hide?

[Rand]

Random npc:

[Rand]

I believe people with his accent inexplicably call this "taking the ****".

[Brother Michael]

It’s completely mediocre in gameplay but a white male protagonist instead of El Chupacabra might have enticed me to play it.

[Rand]

It’s completely mediocre in gameplay but a white male protagonist instead of El Chupacabra might have enticed me to play it.

El goblina, la creatura.

[Oyster Sauce]

It’s completely mediocre in gameplay but a white male protagonist instead of El Chupacabra might have enticed me to play it.

This is literally all I ask

[Rand]

[CSM-101]

Dumb ***** holding a roll of space quarters in her fist or something?

[maidenhaver]

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