Starfield - Todd Howard's latest masterpiece

[Red7]

Starfield's back, baby, and better than ever.

medicore dead space rip off with confused sense of art style could only work for me if there were big titty well voiced fuckmeat followers to keep my blood pressure up.

[Red7]

chibi dolls or whateve those digusting things are called with big heads is final spit in face lel

[Red7]

biggest issue of this vagina squatted turd

and i saw this **** with normies trying to play this
it lacks any detail or immersion. generated maps are trash and empty. no mans sky did better than they are, flat fake feeling terrain. they could at least hand touch main planets but with who with all fat vags emploees.

trash core plot, could be tolerable, trash world even normie dont want to explore is not
on top of that ships are useless, u just fast travel from menu all time 0 immersion. ship combat is trash. no intimacy with machine, wasted opportunity
runs like **** as well

[maidenhaver]

What are you talking about?

[Havitner]

The nerve of these bastards. Bethesda just released the first paid Creation club mod... and it's just a short bounty hunting quest. Costs $7 bucks, but you'll have to pay $9 because Creation club uses its own currency, and you can't just exchange $7 creation credits.

[wndrbr]

Todd hopes to release one Starfield DLC per year.



Reminder that it took them:
- 1 year to release two expansion for Oblivion;
- 9 months to release five DLCs for Fallout 3;
- 1 year to release three DLCs for Skyrim;
- 10 months to release three non-workshop DLCs for Fallout 4.

Pathetic display.

[Red7]

Todd hopes to release one Starfield DLC per year.



Reminder that it took them:
- 1 year to release two expansion for Oblivion;
- 9 months to release five DLCs for Fallout 3;
- 1 year to release three DLCs for Skyrim;
- 10 months to release three non-workshop DLCs for Fallout 4.

Pathetic display.

u know its bad when todd howard jewself gives interviews for sailor moon crossdressing jewtubers

[rusty_shackleford]

SyntheticMan's video is perhaps the best summary of Starfield I've seen, I don't think anyone else has been as thorough with the game as him.

[Schizoid1488]

SyntheticMan's video is perhaps the best summary of Starfield I've seen, I don't think anyone else has been as thorough with the game as him.

Why does his voice have to be so ******* nasally? I feel like I'd enjoy his videos ten times more if he just cleared his ******* nose and started chain smoking for ten years until it resembled a man's voice.

[skdursh]

I'm annoyed that this game, while an objective failure in all of the ways that actually matter, on average still has anywhere from 5 000 - 10 000 "people" playing it across Steam at any given time and only God knows how many others via those other lesser ignoble platforms. Why are there so many ******* with bad taste? Will Homo sapiens enmasse ever evolve beyond such meek intellect and lowly standards? Will Homo sapiens ever even evolve enough to learn the lessons that should be taken by a species which theoretically should at least be sapient enough to register the basics of cause and effect relating to the endless disappointments marketed to them again and again by the same individuals? Are we doomed to be stymied by mediocre slop churned out to the double-digit IQ masses forever?

A: Yeah, probably.



Indirectly related tangent: People get this wrong all the time, but 100 IQ is not the average. 100 IQ is the median with a standard deviation of +/-15 which only explicitly means that 50% of the population is expected to fall somewhere between 85 to 115 IQ. The actual global average is likely to be closer to 90 if not lower as outside of that 50% in the other half of the population there are far more people out there who are likely to have an IQ of 85 and significantly below than there are those who have an IQ significantly above 115. Excluding outliers such as YoungHoon Kim (claimed IQ of 276, though I personally have my doubts) it is exceedingly rare to find inviduals with IQs higher than 140-150, while at the same time it is compartively common to find those with IQ's in the 40's, 50's and 60's (looking at you India and Africa). So please, the next time someone says to you that 100 IQ is the "average" let them know that they are incorrect, but not to blame themselves as it's not their fault they were born with a double digit IQ.

[Nooneatall]

I'm annoyed that this game, while an objective failure in all of the ways that actually matter, on average still has anywhere from 5 000 - 10 000 "people" playing it across Steam at any given time and only God knows how many others via those other lesser ignoble platforms. Why are there so many ******* with bad taste? Will Homo sapiens enmasse ever evolve beyond such meek intellect and lowly standards? Will Homo sapiens ever even evolve enough to learn the lessons that should be taken by a species which theoretically should at least be sapient enough to register the basics of cause and effect relating to the endless disappointments marketed to them again and again by the same individuals? Are we doomed to be stymied by mediocre slop churned out to the double-digit IQ masses forever?

A: Yeah, probably.



Indirectly related tangent: People get this wrong all the time, but 100 IQ is not the average. 100 IQ is the median with a standard deviation of +/-15 which only explicitly means that 50% of the population is expected to fall somewhere between 85 to 115 IQ. The actual global average is likely to be closer to 90 if not lower as outside of that 50% in the other half of the population there are far more people out there who are likely to have an IQ of 85 and significantly below than there are those who have an IQ significantly above 115. Excluding outliers such as YoungHoon Kim (claimed IQ of 276, though I personally have my doubts) it is exceedingly rare to find inviduals with IQs higher than 140-150, while at the same time it is compartively common to find those with IQ's in the 40's, 50's and 60's (looking at you India and Africa). So please, the next time someone says to you that 100 IQ is the "average" let them know that they are incorrect, but not to blame themselves as it's not their fault they were born with a double digit IQ.

I have a double digit IQ and I know this game is dog ****.

[Statesman]

Why are there so many ******* with bad taste? Will Homo sapiens enmasse ever evolve beyond such meek intellect and lowly standards? Will Homo sapiens ever even evolve enough to learn the lessons that should be taken by a species which theoretically should at least be sapient enough to register the basics of cause and effect relating to the endless disappointments marketed to them again and again by the same individuals? Are we doomed to be stymied by mediocre slop churned out to the double-digit IQ masses forever?

You are assuming intelligence and increased standards are a boon evolution-wise. There is a reason why Homo sapiens escaped from the Homo habilis homeland into a world that had already been settled by Homo erectus...

[rusty_shackleford]

There is a reason why Homo sapiens escaped from the Homo habilis homeland into a world that had already been settled by Homo erectus...

literally all of this is fake

[Statesman]

There is a reason why Homo sapiens escaped from the Homo habilis homeland into a world that had already been settled by Homo erectus...

literally all of this is fake

How so?

[rusty_shackleford]

There is a reason why Homo sapiens escaped from the Homo habilis homeland into a world that had already been settled by Homo erectus...

literally all of this is fake

How so?

Were you there?

[Statesman]

literally all of this is fake

How so?

Were you there?

Yes.

[rusty_shackleford]

How so?

Were you there?

Yes.

Well that's not how it happened.

[Statesman]

Were you there?

Yes.

Well that's not how it happened.

After all these years...Lucy, is that you?

[Vergil]

Shattered Space DLC looks weirdly disappointing.

Judging from the footage seems like you'll spend it exploring a "pocket" dimension full of chromatic aberration skyboxes and shooting at ghost spiders as you 'unravel' a mystery.

This is the last thing Starfield needed. I imagine most people are like me and were hoping for the DLC to provide planet-sized areas that are fully explorable on foot, Skyrim/Fallout style. Full of NPCs and towns and quests.

seems like it's gonna follow the same bethesda dlc blueprint. They usually release a relatively small-expansion expansion that doesn't add a whole lot of new stuff first (Tribunal/Knights of the Nine/Mothership Zeta/Operation Anchorage/Dawnguard/Automatron), and then follow it with bigger expansion that adds a new map to explore (Bloodmoon/Shivering Isle/The Pitt/Point Lookout/Dragonborn/Far Harbor).

Tribunal was a big expansion that was a direct sequel to the main quest and Mothership Zeta was the final Fallout 3 DLC what are you talking about?

[Finarfin]

SyntheticMan's video is perhaps the best summary of Starfield I've seen, I don't think anyone else has been as thorough with the game as him.

Can't take this ****** serious tbh. Gay ******* voice and gay ******* looks.

[rusty_shackleford]

I'd be really surprised if it gets a second dlc after the first one they're obligated to release. Is there anything in the preorder/etc., that included a DLC beyond shattered space?

[Vergil]

SyntheticMan's video is perhaps the best summary of Starfield I've seen, I don't think anyone else has been as thorough with the game as him.

Can't take this ****** serious tbh. Gay ******* voice and gay ******* looks.

There is no reason for a facecam on a video just talking about a game. Feminine behavior. At least be attractive if you're going to do this.

[Finarfin]

I'd be really surprised if it gets a second dlc after the first one they're obligated to release. Is there anything in the preorder/etc., that included a DLC beyond shattered space?

The Constellation Edition had the skinpack along with the soundtrack and artbook. Also a Patch and the constellation watch you wear ingame, a steelbook and a credstick( which is how you got the game)

[Finarfin]

SyntheticMan's video is perhaps the best summary of Starfield I've seen, I don't think anyone else has been as thorough with the game as him.

Can't take this ****** serious tbh. Gay ******* voice and gay ******* looks.

There is no reason for a facecam on a video just talking about a game. Feminine behavior. At least be attractive if you're going to do this.

Right. I have no idea why some of these youtubers/streamers think people want to see them. Why would I want to see you sit infront of your PC and sometimes look in the camera. They all look like ******* goblins anyways.

[Vergil]

Can't take this ****** serious tbh. Gay ******* voice and gay ******* looks.

There is no reason for a facecam on a video just talking about a game. Feminine behavior. At least be attractive if you're going to do this.

Right. I have no idea why some of these youtubers/streamers think people want to see them. Why would I want to see you sit infront of your PC and sometimes look in the camera. They all look like ******* goblins anyways.

I can at least sort of see the appeal of vtubers when it comes to this. Imagine if instead of appealing to pedophiles it was like Astarion or something else attractive.

[Finarfin]

There is no reason for a facecam on a video just talking about a game. Feminine behavior. At least be attractive if you're going to do this.

Right. I have no idea why some of these youtubers/streamers think people want to see them. Why would I want to see you sit infront of your PC and sometimes look in the camera. They all look like ******* goblins anyways.

I can at least sort of see the appeal of vtubers when it comes to this. Imagine if instead of appealing to pedophiles it was like Astarion or something else attractive.

You know what to do.

[Manny V]

Right. I have no idea why some of these youtubers/streamers think people want to see them. Why would I want to see you sit infront of your PC and sometimes look in the camera. They all look like ******* goblins anyways.

I can at least sort of see the appeal of vtubers when it comes to this. Imagine if instead of appealing to pedophiles it was like Astarion or something else attractive.

You know what to do.

****?

[Rand]

I'd be really surprised if it gets a second dlc after the first one they're obligated to release. Is there anything in the preorder/etc., that included a DLC beyond shattered space?

Nope.
And they have mentioned exactly nothing beyond their cash shop.

[Red7]

lmaof soyout76 and this just keeps on giving

[Red7]

at 21 min 48 look at those rocks peppered with visible at first eye glance regularity. astounding, its less immersive than minecraft

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