The Witcher 4 Thread

[The_Mask]

"I got slapped by CD Projekt": Doug Cockle says he doesn't actually know if Geralt is in The Witcher 4 or not, but the studio wants him to shut up about it.

We're off to a good start, folks!

[logincrash]

It's gonna be ****.

[KnightoftheWind]

I expect a perfectly average game, one that will require an RTX 6090 or some such equivalent just to be able to run it at 1080p high settings. It'll be profitable, but not as profitable as Cyberpunk 2077.

[Yankee Zulu]

Itll have classes, youll finally be able to play as niggerino sorceress. Geralt wjll appear as on old mysterious hooded man.

[Roderick]

I'll pass.

[MrTwinkls]

The moment they ditched their own game engine for future games in favour of godawful unreal it was clear that they too will loudly fall.

[merkon131]

Looks like CD projekt wants to go down the same path as Bioware. I just hope they get ****** over so much that other developers will rethink whether the Blackrock money is worth it.

[Vergil]

Can't wait to play a black woman who emasculates geralt

[1998]

I expect a perfectly average game, one that will require an RTX 6090 or some such equivalent just to be able to run it at 1080p high settings. It'll be profitable, but not as profitable as Cyberpunk 2077.

Not this time. This will be their Starfield.

[wndrbr]

Itll have classes, youll finally be able to play as niggerino sorceress. Geralt wjll appear as on old mysterious hooded man.

the whole plot of the game is going to be looking after the legendary chosen one witcher named geraldo the metrosexual fruitcake. The game ends with him being found on some skellige isle, drinking blue milk directly from a walrus' titty.

[Breathe]

The Witcher name alone will sell still. All of them are well regarded and even normies loved 3. I think it'll be a passable game but will lose a lot of its identity (artistically and atmospherically). The devs working there now don't have an eye for details as proven with 2077.

[logincrash]

The Witcher name alone will sell still. All of them are well regarded and even normies loved 3. I think it'll be a passable game but will lose a lot of its identity (artistically and atmospherically). The devs working there now don't have an eye for details as proven with 2077.

I wrote a huge post responding to this before my computer ****** ME by freezing up.
Basically, CDPR reputation has been damaged heavily by CP77's awful launch and, to a lesser extent, their embrace of ESG ****. Even normalfags are tired of niggertroonfaggotry in their media. Also, CDPR is not Rockstar and Witcher is not GTA. That game will still sell tens of millions, even with how faggy Rockstar has become. Witcher doesn't have the same prospects.

[Zothique]

Fronthole female cat witcher girlboss mark my words

[Nemesis]

It'll be fully playable by 2035.

[TKVNC]

Witcher 3 was mid, not an RPG, and easy.

The game was pretty enough, but the story was garbage and the characters unlikeable.

Couldn't care less about Witcher Snore 4

[Envuen]

Fronthole female cat witcher girlboss mark my words

You are correct.
https://www.gamesradar.com/games/the-wi ... otagonist/

[rusty_shackleford]

Witcher without Geralt as the main character would be like if they made another deus ex prequel without Adam Jensen.
Terrible idea.

I'd love to see the people in the room that made this decision.

[1998]

Witcher without Geralt as the main character would be like if they made another deus ex prequel without Adam Jensen.
Terrible idea.

I'd love to see the people in the room that made this decision.

probably...

[Statesman]

Witcher without Geralt as the main character would be like if they made another deus ex prequel without Adam Jensen.
Terrible idea.

I'd love to see the people in the room that made this decision.

probably...

The lack of weight-impaired individuals makes it seem implausible.

[1998]

Witcher without Geralt as the main character would be like if they made another deus ex prequel without Adam Jensen.
Terrible idea.

I'd love to see the people in the room that made this decision.

probably...

The lack of weight-impaired individuals makes it seem implausible.

Actually shocking how fatphobic these stock image sites are

[Bing_xiLim]

When Ciri said "there are no Gods here, only monsters" I cried.
Ah CDPR, you've done it again! Magnificent!

On a serious note, how ******** is it, that your main character, for a game called "The Witcher", isn't even a ******* witcher.

(Edit) - CDPR has pointed out that Ciri has gone through the Trial of the Grasses and has become a proper witcher.

[Vaako]

When Ciri said "there are no Gods here, only monsters" I cried.
Ah CDPR, you've done it again! Magnificent!

On a serious note, how ******** is it, that your main character, for a game called "The Witcher", isn't even a ******* witcher.

that she looks like 20 years older now is already enough of a sign that it will suck. No male gaze allowed. I am sure gamers cant wait to play a fourty something middle aged woman with superpowers.

[J1M]

I like her hair.

[Rand]

Doesn't sound like Ciri at all.
Also, she's drinking witcher potions.
Perhaps someone figured out a better way to do witcher mutations safely, instead of the ****** old way that kills most people.
Because witcher potions without the alchemical mutations will usually kill you. Make you sick to near death, at least.

[DagothGeas5]

Doesn't sound like Ciri at all.
Also, she's drinking witcher potions.
Perhaps someone figured out a better way to do witcher mutations safely, instead of the ****** old way that kills most people.
Because witcher potions without the alchemical mutations will usually kill you. Make you sick to near death, at least.

You forget she is a "stronk and independent womxn".

[Unhelpful Contrarian]

Doesn't sound like Ciri at all.
Also, she's drinking witcher potions.
Perhaps someone figured out a better way to do witcher mutations safely, instead of the ****** old way that kills most people.
Because witcher potions without the alchemical mutations will usually kill you. Make you sick to near death, at least.

You forget she is a "stronk and independent womxn".

Looks like the reporters of CDPR begin ultra woke were very much real ,although anyone can see this a mile away.

[Envuen]

Looks like the reporters of CDPR begin ultra woke were very much real ,although anyone can see this a mile away.

I can't find it now but I remember them releasing a video from the inside of their HQ meaning to present the way of working on Cyberpunk and it was focused on a blue haired woman walking around giving orders and being bossy towards men (parroting a scene from some fashion movie apparently). They deliberately chose to promote their workflow that way so at that point we could figure the company was rotten

[logincrash]

When Ciri said "there are no Gods here, only monsters" I cried.
Ah CDPR, you've done it again! Magnificent!

On a serious note, how ******** is it, that your main character, for a game called "The Witcher", isn't even a ******* witcher.

(Edit) - CDPR has pointed out that Ciri has gone through the Trial of the Grasses and has become a proper witcher.

Take a one of a kind magical girl with a Kwisatz Haderach level pedigree that can travel through time and space. Chemically render her infertile just so you can make her drink poison when she already can teleport behind you psssh...nothin personnel...kid... Turn her beautiful blue-green eyes into generic by now "spooky" cat eyes. Lame and gay.
Had this game been made right after Witcher 3, I might've been optimistic. But a strong female protagonist from a troonfaggotry-ridden studio that loudly embraced ESG? It's gonna be insufferable.

[MrTwinkls]

So we have female witchers now? Ok, fine. Was ready for that, tis not surprising at all considering curent game industry.
But why the hell Ciri is now a witcher and not a powerful sorceress from the Lodge or not the ******* Queen eludes me.

[wndrbr]

No char-gen, huh?

Knowing cdpr, they probably ****** the development process and had to cut the chargen and replace it with a premade character.